Aliens will never invade earth

Because you're shit.

But they already have, several times in fact, and they're even interbreeding with us. Jews come from Mars, don't you know? And they have been shutting down every other attempt of extra-terrestrials to contact us.

Fuck, the Alien V Predator comics were so much better then the movies.

There's also regular Xenomorphs and one of the Queen.
Thought I had them saved but I guess not.

But I thought the Jews were all about playing matchmaker and mixing races and species up.

>And they have been shutting down every other attempt of extra-terrestrials to contact us.
And why's that? Do they like us that much?

Andrew Jackson looking worried that dinosaurs are gonna eat him and the baby, yet he stands strong to protect the future of America, never budging an inch. God bless you, Old Hickory.

Okay, I HAVE to know the context of this pic.

>Yandere ayys.
I don't know if I'm horrified or just have a erection.

Yeah, it can get a bit confusing the first time you pop a boner.

>Yandere ayys that are too protective over mankind that they want us to regress so they be the ultimate protectors from everyone else
Man the Jews are fucked up.

As do I old friend, as do I.

And hot.

THEY WALK AMONG US!

>wanting a jewess
That's immoral, you abomination.

Not if you marry them first.

That's still having a jewess, which means you're supporting there ideals that we should be blocked off from the galaxy because it's "evil"

>Not liking rich waifus.
>Not liking ayy waifus.
>Not liking yandere waifus.
>Not liking all of the above.
Fucking. Pleb.

>There ideals
>OMG teh jews

/pol/ has three letters, Veeky Forums olnly has two. I know literacy probably isn't a strong suit but it's a valuable distinction to make.

>Invent arbitrary fantastical specification
>Why isn't real life like it? Real life sucks!
OK

How does marrying a Jewess mean supporting their weird intergalactic policies?

But user, Yandere is a meme, they would probably just kill you before even have any time to explain why you fucked up.

Because marrying them means you help produce more of it's kind.

The Pred-Alien isn't as well known though, so I thought it was amazing that someone actually remembered to draw Rule 63 art of it.

Are you saying they couldn't just procreate with other Jews in order to have more intergalactic Jewish children?

I mean, they could, but some want to marry outside of there species or something

I remember there were a bunch of femPred fics that were super hot

gonna be the asshole that asks links

links?

>Lovecraft didn't marry a Jew, he was assigned an overseer because he knew too much

>Why is real life so shit?
So your fantasy life can be more rich

google.com

Fearboner best boner
And your new Yandere xeno waifu is going to drain it of every drop

Tried, cannot find
Good hunting

Of blood.

We talking xeno waifus user, not vampire ones
She's interested in your genetic material not your tasty tasty blood

...

Plenty of genes in your blood mate.

>you will never witness the space exodus from the Earth
>you will never witness humanity spreading across the galaxy
>you will never spearhead the conquest of alien worlds
>you will never have a cute alien wife and settle down with her on one of the dozens of conquered Earth-class worlds
Why is real life so shit?
Why even in fantastic circumstances should I settle for being assimilated into alien society, instead of assimilating aliens into ours?

Isn't that actually not the case? Like, blood cells don't have your full set of DNA. I'm pretty sure that's significant to forensics and that's why I heard it.

>Implying aliens are friendly humanoids interested in fat neckbeards.

Looked it up, seems that's the case. You're right, and I didn't know.

>Implying I'm fat
If nothing else Pokemon go got me to stick to a work out routine instead of halfassing it like I've been

I'd settle for friendly nonhumanoid.

Ain't no fatties on Veeky Forums outside of MtG threads.

T H I C K

Underrated post

I hadn't seen this one before. I was totally imagining it like an anime.

Kawaii!

If I can get tenderly dominated, I don't even care what species she is.

>>/d/

>aliens and humans make peaceful first contact
>we're their first contact, and they're ours
>both races stumbled upon the same FTL-comms technology, and through working with each other, we figure out proper FTL travel
>turns out it's piss easy, who knew
>golden age of cultural exchange, trade, exploration, and colonization
>we're pretty much under the same government by this point
>have a qt xenos girlfriend you met during your studies on their homeworld, you both move to an up-and-coming colony on a somewhat-habitable rimward rock
>live a happy and peaceful life as the light of civilization spreads across the galaxy

Then the Tyranids show up

>Until she whips out the ovipositor and you check out...

Veeky Forums, I'm disappointed.

I was not prepared for these feels, user.

Veeky Forums has been pretty much 50/50 on xenophilia vs. xenocide for a long time, shouldn't surprise you.

>not conquering the aliens right back
>not knowing that sexual conquest is one of the greatest kinds of conquest
>not wanting snayyk tail

Then there are some around here who are willing to be into Xenocide, with a helping of Xeno-slavery with a side helping of xenophilia

>xenocide a majority of the ayy-dudes
>take a majority of the ayy-womens
>allow them a sufficient breeding population as not to deprive future generations of ayy-womens

How the hell do you even fuck a snake?

Cloaca, near the end of the tail, if I remember the anatomy correctly.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake#Reproduction

Depends on where the vagayyna / cloayyca is.

Femdom is such a garbage meme fetish

Isn't that where they poop from?

Yes, which is why snayyks with normal genitals where they should be, but leaving everything else down-tail, is obviously the superior design.

>anthropomorphized
It's shit.

I understand that reference.

Epic

>>anthropomorphized
>It's shit.

>he doesn't want his ayy waifus to be imbued with the glory of the humanoid form, in whole or in part

Racist racemixers are hilarious contradictions

>he doesn't want his ayy waifus to be imbued with the glory of the humanoid form, in whole or in part
I don't because I'm not a casual that needs the human form to be aroused. The xenomorph in is way too cutesy and undermines the design.

What makes you think I'm racist?

>I don't because I'm not a casual that needs the human form to be aroused.
pleb

>pleb
If anything you're the pleb one since you subscribe to the populist notion of only the human form being attractive while the limited number of patricians like me have broader horizons.

Define "broader horizons"

Not just being into fucking things that are human/look close to human

Can you show an example?

Because of your tired jingoistic rhetoric

>pleb
>enjoy anything and everything, don't have a refined taste

>patrician
>limit themselves to a specific and carefully cultivated pleasure

Who is the pleb here, user?

Also, just as an aside, not saying that non-humanoid things aren't hot, only that humanoids are the hottest :^)

Look up meandraco.

>Because of your tired jingoistic rhetoric
You sound like a hippy.

I don't like those aesthetics.

And you sound like a redneck from the American south

The lowly plebeian never ventures outside of his comfort zone, instead only sticking to what is known. The ascended patrician instead samples many choice morsels and then settles upon the choicest piece, despite it seeming the most intimidating to the untrained eye.

You sound like a faggot and your shit's all retarded.

>anyone who disagrees with me is an uneducated country bumpkin
Pretty classist of you, user :^)

>The ascended patrician instead samples many choice morsels and then settles upon the choicest piece, despite it seeming the most intimidating to the untrained eye.

Fair point, but I have decided that, personally to be, humanoids are the best, even if other alternatives are pretty good too.

So you like shit that looks awful and then pretend it's good so you can gloat over everyone else?

>he thinks there's an objective aesthetic

>pretend it's good
No, it's called a "refined palate." Hard to get into, but the best once you're used to it.

Keep on proving me right you creepy fascists

>implying there's anything wrong with jingoism
>implying there's anything wrong with nationalism
>implying there's anything wrong with patriotism
>implying there's anything wrong with imperialism

Prove to me that Fascism in Spain was a failure, you priest-murdering commie.

Oh boy, another 40kiddy looking to belong