How do eldar taste like?

300+ years of glory and all it took was a party bus of germanics to stop by at the right time and boom, end of roman empire

We left off at Tau booty,
the booty isnt just good, its greater than good
the tau know their priorities

Eldar meat is so delicious that it has an endless deliciousness factor, with an enormous taste and an endless bliss that remains even after consuming it. Eldar organs possess a high concentration of nutrients and energy. If eaten raw, a human can work from seven to ten days in a row without sleep. Also, the tongue has a high concentration of fat and when heated it turns into oil. The oil can be used over and over again without turning old.

Oh, and eldar blood is tremendously concentrated and surprisingly sweet, similar to champagne jelly with a touch of honey. Just a tea-cup of it is enough to turn a whole 25-meter pool into a huge bowl of inebriant liquid heaven. Because of its intensity, people are cautioned against eating too much of it.

>Lord Captain, the body has been prepared fully
>Good, good. We start slowly, is the bleeding liquor ready?
>Yes Lord Captain, who shall be served first at the banquet? The good Captain Brusko, or . . .
>No, the Eldar Matriarch we invited, serve her first, then Brusko, I want to see both their faces by the end of this dinner.
>Yes Lord Captain.
ROGUE TRADERS, NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG

>Trader is later entertained on the Eldar vessel
>Eldar serve up human in retaliation to the first meal
>Trader digs in and comments offhandedly that the best ingredients for this dish seem to come from this little colony he sometimes does business with
>space elves not sure what to think any more

A sensible chuckle can be heard from the warp

Fucking rogue traders man