Finda flaw, I der ya!
Finda flaw, I der ya!
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>Taktik 1
Not nuff dakka
>Taktik 2
Not nuff choppa
Yeah, wotz you sed makes sens an awl.
Oi meenz, we'z gerrin' out chop-dakka'd by poncy Elda gitz, fer Gorksake.
>>Taktik 1 Not nuff dakka
Who needs dakka when u got da choppa!
>Taktik 2 Not nuff choppa
Who needs choppa when you got enough dakka!
GIT!
but no such ting as enuff dakka.
chekmate gits.
Youz knowz wut I'z mean ya git! Taktik 2 has plenty o dakka fer dat scrap!
Runt!
sneaky>qwik
Prove me wrong gitz.
da red wunz go fasta!
You'z a grot!
MY GUNZ IZ LOUDA YA GIT
Gork and Mork personified right here.
>Taktik 1
I2
S3
>Taktik 2
BS2
DELET!
Boff of dem planz o' yerz boss iz not fazt enuff, ya gotta get a bunch a wagonz an' paint em red!
WE'Z DA WAR BOYZ WAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Aint nobody see a kommando cause he's cunnin and hiding under boxes and wot
Then he sticks ya wiff his choppa, before you see what's coming
Or he ties a balloon to yer arse and sends ya flyin
Wotz dis? A grot konvenziun? Both boyz need mo' dakka!! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Spamming shoota boys isn't really a tactic any more since it's so expensive. My 60+ shoota boys are useless. :^ (
S4 and 4 attacks on the charge.
Oh my god, now I want to make a Naked Snake-themed Ork army of Commandos and Squigs mounted on faulty fultons.
not nuff dakka get some more that'll work goodin'
The flaw is that they're attacking each others while 'umies point and laugh.
Dis 'ere is wot uz problumz iz, take notes ladz.
Deres a git mucking about an asking questions instead of shootin.
Right lads, oi have a question. An' dis is a big wun.
Oi've got me boyz, good wuns too, an dey is props orky like. But dey is bommas, not choppas or shootas. Y'know, lobbin' bomms about an' laughing at da exploshuns. Grenny-deers or sumthin is wot da closest fing is in da humie grot armies.
So dey got ta finking (yeah yeah I know, finking boyz? But dey is sumtimes too kunnin' fer free own good. Plus dey 'ave to be smart ta get da bomms to da gits we'd tighten an not the other boyz), but here's da fing. Are dey mukkin' about 'cause dey don't got nealy any choppa or shoota? Do bombs count as dakka? Cause dats what I told dem ta make the gits happy cause dat means dey is still propa orky. But oi don't proper know if bomms is dakka, or if only boolets is dakka.
You'z a git. What do youz shoot outta kannonz, ey? Bullets, you say. But dey 'splode. They just bombz you lob real 'ard. So all a bomb does is make the boy wot tossed it into a kannon. Kannonz dun muk about, do dey?
>mfw da Orks iz arriving in Eternal Crusade next week.
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Gonna get stuk in with da ladz!
Dey's kannons... Dat's bloody clevva boss! Dat will get dem fired roight up fer tha next scrap! You're a good boss, boss.
Reminds me, want ta see if we can get a bomm down the next kommysar's gob when he yells. 'appened once by accident. Roight old laff dat was. Uvva 'umies didn't know ta run away or cheer.
1)NO BIKEZ
2)NO BIG (!!BIIIG!!) (4u) KANNONZ
NO, YA GROTS! WE NEED WONNA DEM GARGANTS FOR DA WAAAGH! DEY AV EVEN MOAR DAKKA AN CHOPPA!
Dey isn't goin' fast enuff
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