Tfw lonely lizardfolk

>tfw lonely lizardfolk

How do I get the half-elf bard lady in my party to like me? She's really pretty but kinda recoils and flinches whenever I say anything to her.

You don't have to post everything that comes to mind, you know.

Develop a neocortex so that you actually have some remote chance of understanding basic mammalian concepts like compassion and community.

You're not lonely, you're just pretending you have the capacity to be lonely.

Admit it, OP, you only like her because she's warmer than the surrounding environment.

I'm a lizardfolk, not a lizard. My brain is just a little bit more developed than that, you silly meal.

If I were only interested in warmth, then the big fat guy would be my choice. But there's something about her, something mesmerising and enchanting; I don't want to eat her like I do the others.

You are a reptile with a reptile brain.

Pretending you have human emotions is as bad as when humans pretend that they actually have lizard souls or other stupid shit like that.

>I identify as a lizard-gendered fighter

M-maybe a wizard lifted me. You don't know that one didn't. I had my intelligence tested recently and it was within human ranges.

Why are you so mean?

Courting growls.