How do barbarians mate and get married in your setting?

Why would a Barbarian want to impregnate such a weak counterpart?

Is it okay if I want to train my/my character's body and mind so I'm a match for the women of the world? Of course, this might also mean I'm just making myself/character an even more attractive and 'worthy' mate...

Depends on what you mean by train and if it'll stop you from being a delicious shota

By budding

That's my fetish.

>get sucked off by the new barbarian chick sprouting from her bicep

Once you reach a certain buffness threshold the god of buff will just stop keeping track of your gains and let you look like whatever you want.

Tfw the evil Barbarian Witch Queen thinks you're just another weakling man trying to stop her in the name of love right before you physically suplex her into the ground and metaphorically body slam your self straight into her heart

Eh, kinda defeats the point if you're stronger than the barbarian waifu

How so?

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