Humans living in tropical paradise

Yeah, well I got something she can rub it on.

Yeah, because those bare-chested club-wielding idiots are going to do SO WELL against people with armour and swords.

>No need for shelter at night

Enjoy your tropical bullshit weather like hurricanes without shelter, asshole.

The only answer is to turn the entirety of the world, no, of the universe, into a tropical paradise.

Is it a guy?

This has nothing to do with traditional games.

>tropical diseases

Tropical STDs?

What does that have to do with whether they're soft or not?

>Then you learn they all have levels in Druid

Or better idea we turn the whole universe into shitty mountains filled with non-poisonous stuff that wants to kill you so everyone can be strong

Why not turn the universe into harsh mountains?

Tell that to Magellan.

Metal is harder than flesh, therefore the Maori are SOFT and easy to conquer. Even if they're cool.

Let me guess. Because OP has the image of an ass and some simple greentext that every idiot understands, this thread will be way faster than all the other threads that are actually related to traditional games.

I bet OP is pretty upset that you posted.

But what is the purpose of their strength? There has to be something more than surviving their harsh environment, if the reason we trun theor environment so harsh in thr first place is so they can be strong. There also has to be something more to it than being able to resist conquerors, since turning everyone soft through easy tropical living would serve the same purpose in a more enjoyable way.

Malaria and spaniards.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme

1. NZ is not a tropical paradise

2. the Maori were Polynesian invaders that killed off the original population of the place basically proving OPs point

Oh, yeah, Magellan's goal was to take over and brought a conquering army to do so, right, I forgot. Silly me, I was under the impression he was supposed to be sailing around the world with a bunch of sailors.

>Humans living in tropical paradise
Full of parasites, parasite-borne diseases, poisonous and venomous flora and fauna, tropical storms, tsunamis, etc.

>Food on every tree
Which the humans have to compete with a million local animals for.

>No need for shelter at night
If you don't mind being eaten alive by insects or megapredators, or freezing to death in the rain.

>Soft and easy to conquer
You're talking about people who live in the inspiration for 40K Death Worlds.

Does it matter?

Instead of complaining about threads that you dislike, try ignoring them and make threads about topics that you enjoy.

So, the armoured warriors are not only soft (beacuse they are made of flesh under that armour) but also insecure (because they hide their softness under armour).
What a bunch of sissies.

It's better if it is, so of course it matters.

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