Kaw

>Cute little goblins have invaded the land
>They hide and play in pile of clothes
How does this affect your setting, Veeky Forums?

Only the wealthy are affected due to most of the lower class not having enough sets of clothes to leave lying around. Servants have begun to beat stray piles of clothes with a broomstick when they see them, and force any clothes goblins out of the home.

Is there porn of this?

>when two clothing goblins of opposite genders meet in a pile of clothes they mate
>they eat most of the clothes
>lay small, hard eggs in pockets of half eaten clothing that survive broom beatings
>these eggs get thrown away with the now useless pile of clothes
>the cycle continues

Already exists in the setting, so literally nothing changes.

That's a vampire you ponce.

Glorious.

My setting is already like that, except with ninjas. Gif related.

Immediate rivalry with cutebolds.

I find a new opportunity for making money by selling cute/hot lolis/teens/women's panties to perverts and pay the goblins with cheap candies

My party's barbarian would adopt one of them. The cleric of economics would probably try to figure out how to make money off their existence. The warlock/bard would likely try to corrupt one or imbue it with the soul of his Litch master/father figure

Are there cute stories about them?

>they are not a neutral evil wizard
>they don't simply kidnap the entire species and hide them in the plane of clothes just for shits and giggles.
>they don't summon gates to the elemental plane of clothes so hordes and hordes of the cute fuckers spawn in every laundromat in the realm and every nobles armoire or closet.

They will be more fashionable among noblewomen than the average domestic spirit or giant firefly.

But, useless like that, will be just a fad.

The current-day equivalent would be gnomes eating your bills and small change.

Peasants start to lay pile of clothes out so that they can trap, cook and eat the goblins, as the land has been struck with famine for nearly a decade now.

If they are plentiful as stated ("invaded the land"), they might actually allow the people enough nourishment to band together into groups of fighting men and start tribal warfare over piles of goblinmeat.

This makes the setting pretty bad ass.

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SMITE AND CLEAVE

Are you implying I don't play a neutral evil wizard?
I do this shit on a daily basis.

I want to play with you, all my gm's are too fucking serious.

goblin slayer plz, their cute, you don't smite cute.

You mind control cute to be your little slave right?
Seriously enchantment characters were the fucking best

The nekogoblins and konekogoblins would rise up to destroy the goblin menace that they believed they genocided once before.

Goblins are just such a non-threat in the setting that they're treated more like squirrels getting in your attic. A minor annoyance at worst.

They get in, poke around, make some noise, and eventually find their way back out. If anything is missing, it's not like you've looked at it in years.

Thats not nearly cute enough. Seems my evil wizard will never find a cute little girl to be his moral compass.

now your getting it.
you literally cannot go wrong with cute slaves, its double points if you can piss people off with them but their ultimately harmless like these are normally.

Female halflings. They just want to drink tea, eat cookies and hear about your day.

When I said little girl I didn't mean a person who is always little.
I will follow this advice and instead mind control the local little peasant girl.

>When I said little girl I didn't mean a person who is always little.
What about a halfling that's also a little girl?

Possibly. But I will have to either mind control her or her parents, especially if I wish to put her in cute little dresses and treat her like she is my own daughter.

Unscalable mountains of porn
You have no idea son

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goblin slayer

it is delightfully edgy (at the beginning at least)

> I play a Jawa whose ambition is to be the greatest mechanic under 3 feet tall in the galaxy.
> The GM recently handed me a questionairre about my character where I was(among MANY OTHER THINGS ON A WIDE VARIETY OF PERSONAL TRAITS) asked to mark my sexuality on a graph from homo to hetero and from asexual to polyamorous.
> I handed him the questionnaire back unfilled and told him politely that "I discover the character through play, I don't plan them outside the core concept. Would it be okay if I didn't fill this out? Also, I don't want to explore the sexuality of the character".

Now this. He's gonna make me play out a romance, isn't he?

Empire probably attempts to capture and enslave them.
Rebellion's probably going to send us out to try and save as many of the little blighters as we can.

Damn it, I wanted to hit another damn outpost, no run around saving midges from slavery. Plus, our light freighter isn't equipped for mass transport of living beings, so we're going to have to escort a larger ship, which I won't be piloting.

I swear, this will all end in tears.

We have to make sure they don't escape the Kitsune's clothes mountain and blow our cover with the sudden appearance of clothes goblins in the slums.

That depends entirely on whether or not the bounty for regular goblins applies for them. If it does then the party ranger and paladin are going to have a long argument about whether or not it's ok to use their skins as proof of a kill. Some sort of license may also have to be made so that the ranger isn't constantly being called a pervert for rummaging through people's clothing in search of goblins.

What would that make the child? A quarterling?

That or he wants your D.

You have to smite all the evil.

Will they affect my characters gains?

only if you fuck them

Girl Bilbo gives me so many feelings I don't know what to do with

>>Cute little goblins have invaded the land
>>They hide and play in pile of clothes

Wait.

Aren't those called Brownies?

Wheres this from?

It's gonna go downhill fast.
I mean while the slaughter of monsters is always good, Goblin Slayer is gonna end tragically or with goblin genocide.

Goblin Slayer.

>literally called goblin slayer

Chapter 2, fucking where?

Rape rates plummet as men begin slaking their lusts on this new race of subhuman clothes creatures

Yes

They already exist.

I would keep one as an adorable little pet to ease the stress of daily mass murder, sneaking, thievery, and general horrible things.

Only dead goblins are cute...

You mean "fuck-slave"?

They get hunted for food.

Post apocalyptic yo.

kek

Let's see, in my group?

My character wouldn't give a shit, because she only has one set of clothes
They're not dragons or dragon related, so the paladin doesn't care
The blackgaurd might try to eat them
And the ranger would make them dance for her until she got bored. Then she'd shoot them.

Nice thread op

Veeky Forums is the worst fucking board on this website, hands down.

They become treasured pets and friends to all races.

Mainly because neither me or my party and a bunch of edgy tryhards who need to abuse cute things.

No I just want a cute little girl for my evil wizard to treat like his daughter and put into cute little outfits.
>No fun zone

Likely have vicious tag-wars and brutal games of hide and seek with the local cute idiot goblins

Try Mangahere.

Akiko, Sanae and Nagisa would adopt the little things.

Haruko and Sagiri would be tempted to throw them out, but fact that Haruko would have someone to keep her company after Mizuzu died, & Kanna would ask Sagiri would keep one would soften them up.

NITS BREED LICE

Most characters "The fuck is a goblin?"
Probably will end up enslaved in most kingdoms if they have a more passive nature.
The rest may just treat them as vermin.

I personally don't have a thing against that, that sounds adorable as all get out. Just the setting I got won't support that level of D'aww.

>Goblin
>Cute
pick one

Completely unrelated, but in most settings where things are supposed to be all sad and fucked, I always play a more hopeful nice guy character, not to spite the gm, but to have something the party could latch unto to give hope. So my character would probably give into the dawww.

The clothing industry grinds to a screeching halt and after initial confusion the king and parliament begin deliberations on how to most humanely deal with this menace.
Research vessels of the academy are sent out via air and sea to search for the cause that has driven the goblins out of their homelands, while the rest of the Academy is tasked with trying to communicate with the goblins and convince them to keep the most vital piles of clothing uninvaded.
Plans are made to offer a piece of land as a sort of temporary home to the goblins, and is filled with huge piles of washed old clothes, which people were encouraged through public magiview-broadcast to donate.
If intelligent the goblins probably find employment in the clothing industry either washing or sewing, if not intelligent, they get adopted as curious humanoid pets, which will be frowned upon somewhat by the moral prudes.

Is that before or after you try to figure out if any parts of them are worthwhile spell components?

what the fuck?

... and i have more reasons to advocate for parental licensing.
Fucking hell. How did people like that procreate without accidentally falling out of a window.

I would only take components if it wouldn't harm her, I want to get the father of the year award after all.
Think about it, the hero (who is probably a fighter) comes to kill me, I am at the end of my rope on the floor as the hero readies his blade to kill me. Suddenly my adopted daughter that I treated like the cinnamon roll she is runs infront of me and hugs me. She starts crying and begging the hero to not harm her loving father, he begins to doubt himself, how could such a villain treat this girl so nicely, and she looks so cute! In this moments of doubt one of two things happen.
1. He spares me and I continue my evil plans
2. I mind control/burn him to the crisp while he puts his weapon down in doubt about ending me.

This leads to rape, doesn't it?

I pick two.

>he doesn't teach waterboarding resistance training to his children from a young age

It's like you don't even care about your kids.

Yeah, and look how that turned out

>I mind control/burn him to the crisp while he puts his weapon down in doubt about ending me.

Ok, fair enough I suppo-

>my adopted daughter that I treated like the cinnamon roll
Oh come on man! I know you want a moral compass but she's got to have at least a few of your wizard's less evil tendencies. Can you honestly say that, as an evil wizard, you wouldn't be proud as all hell of your adopted daughter calling a guy a mook for hesitating to kill you over some tears?

I would of course like little minor bits of evil out of her, nothing too big, and I would assume she would make fun of him not for falling for that, but for thinking he could stand up to "My strong daddy!". I would want her to act cute and innocent 99% of the time, with small bursts of evil to show how much she looks up to me.

It would really need to be small things like having her own evil giggle or asking me to burn down a school bully's house.

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Still adorable, would adopt as evil daughter.

Look at the damn picture. It's a fake baby.
One of those ones they used to give you in highschool, the ones that cried until you put a key in them.

CUTE!!!!

Not everybody plans for their kids to take up a career as a Republican, user.

Wait, but asexuality and polyamory aren't mutually opposed. Sure you can't be both but the logical opposition would be polyamory and monogamy.
Plus who asks someone to define their character's sexuality in that level of detail? In Star Wars of all things.

I pick cute! Now what...?

only those who stay in their filthy caves deserve to live

Rape already happened twice by that point.

I'm still wondering how the fuck he can see anything with that shitty helmet he's got on his head.