Is this how it works Veeky Forums?

Is this how it works Veeky Forums?

>tfw no qt kobold gf

Kobolds are disgusting.

>non-human filth

Kobolds are cute and make good onaholes.

Kobolds are not cute and cloaca make terrible fuck-holes.

Nope, you will never defeat a necromancer so easily, the princess will never be a lizard, and she will never be so desperate to get with you. Especially since now if you actually tried to play with such a scenario, the GM would indubitably try to be contrarian and make the princess the real necromancer or some shit.

Real life knight, here, this is pretty much it. You might hope for some cute, young, and namely human princess, by you don't always get to pick who you save, and it's not like you're actually going to get laid this way anyway.

Plus, barmaids and other town girls tend to be better lays anyway. The things a baker woman knows what to do with those hands? Amazing.

You might also be surprised how this can come in handy though, I once stormed a castle controlled by orcs and found... a skeleton princess. Turns out she was the daughter of a lich lord and in his gratitude, the lich decided NOT to unleash his necrotic plague.

Just because I do you a solid doesn't mean you get to have sex with me. Nice != available

Wouldn't our faces look weird and squashed to kobolds? as well as our eyes looking uncomfortably close to a dog, or cow.