Is this how it works Veeky Forums?

Is this how it works Veeky Forums?

>tfw no qt kobold gf

Kobolds are disgusting.

>non-human filth

Kobolds are cute and make good onaholes.

Kobolds are not cute and cloaca make terrible fuck-holes.

Nope, you will never defeat a necromancer so easily, the princess will never be a lizard, and she will never be so desperate to get with you. Especially since now if you actually tried to play with such a scenario, the GM would indubitably try to be contrarian and make the princess the real necromancer or some shit.

Real life knight, here, this is pretty much it. You might hope for some cute, young, and namely human princess, by you don't always get to pick who you save, and it's not like you're actually going to get laid this way anyway.

Plus, barmaids and other town girls tend to be better lays anyway. The things a baker woman knows what to do with those hands? Amazing.

You might also be surprised how this can come in handy though, I once stormed a castle controlled by orcs and found... a skeleton princess. Turns out she was the daughter of a lich lord and in his gratitude, the lich decided NOT to unleash his necrotic plague.

Just because I do you a solid doesn't mean you get to have sex with me. Nice != available

Wouldn't our faces look weird and squashed to kobolds? as well as our eyes looking uncomfortably close to a dog, or cow.

My knight bro here has this right. Saving a princess is more for the prestige and the reward of a grateful parent, and maybe stabilizing some kingdom.

A tavern girl will never be behind various traps, and the worst monster you'll have to face is a drunken suitor or a protective father. And you might find even better luck with the blacksmith's daughter or the mill owner's girl, since the work they have to do for their family would make them seen as unladylike by the other villagers, and makes them all the more eager to lay with a handsome man who shows some interest.

You could always just keep your helmet on.

If humans can be sexually attracted to anthropomorphic dogs, with snouts and elongated faces, then kobolds can be attracted to humans with flat faces.

She's the kobold equivalent of a furry: a fleshie. Or something like that.

An appey?

But even those are usually drawings, with more cartoonish features: bigger eyes, a mouth that can form more human-like expressions, that sort of thing. And all on a very human body, at best maybe with a coating of scales or fur.

Not only would humans have faces that are distinctly different from kobolds, but we aren't built like them - even our skinniest people would be as stout as a dwarf to them, and we're huge, with weird long arms and plantigrade feet.

How... How do you know that, user? (◉︵◉)

People still fuck their dogs anyway.

Anyways strength and nobility is attractive by itself.

What if the barmaid is the trap herself?

If I think she's cute, I'll fuck her regardless. I like me dick and pussy

So, a Kobold /would/ fuck a human, but only a /d/ Kobold.

Here's hoping the princess is a hikikomori ape fucker.

Like the other poster said, people fuck animals already. Also, the furry community has varying degrees of anthro. I think you're overthinking the ability of fictional creatures to fetishize real creatures.

Also, potential discounts regarding whatever wares your possible father in law is selling.

Alternatively, he hates you and makes prices ludicrously high.

>make the princess the real necromancer or some shit.
I gotta be honest, I would definitely do this.

I can agree that strength and nobility is attractive, but I don't think many of the people who like goats looking for videogames or think a cat is fine too actually try to go out and fuck animals. Reality is a lot more offputting than drawings.

But user, I would absolutely fuck the necromancer.
I mean, sure, if there's a princess or something, I guess other stuff happens too.

>Not having a Size Difference fetish
I just wanna get filled and fucked by a 30ft giant feral cockatrice Desu senpai
That's not so weird

Estimates for the prevalence of bestiality vary by country, but some are as high as 34% of men in various groups have done it. That was brazil. In developed nations, the lowest estimate I think is 1%, but other studies have suggested 8% or even 16%.

People fucking animals is more common than you think user. If you go into a popular college course, the kind where they pack hundreds of people into a room, there's a reasonable chance someone in that room has experimented with peanut butter and canines.

Anthropologically speaking, it's safe to assume that bestiality has literally been going on as long as there's been a genetically distinct human species.

what is this fucking kobold meme that's been showing up for years

How the fuck have you not figured it out if it's been around for years, you goddamn ignorant subhuman asswipe?

Usually the kobold is a guy, but yeah, pretty much

>That's not so weird

Gonna be honest here, user.

Size Difference is one of the hottest kinks out there, the thought of getting cocksleeved by a slathering goat-thing with a cock as big and thick as your forearm just gets me all bothered.