Enchanted whistle

Ops whistle summons thousands of fingers on every organic surface within hearing distance

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It's like a dog whistle, but instead of dogs, it's sound can only be heard by the sleeping old gods. And they hate that sound.

I'm finding a way to incorporate this into my respiratory system.

Summons 1d10 elemental spirits. They have a 60% chance of being sylphs, 30% chance of being undines, and 10% chance of being gnomes. Salamanders will not appear.

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This is pretty good. There is a lot of possibility to this.

It makes no noise when you blow through it. Neither does anything else you do while blowing through it.

Rape whistles are supposed to stop rape, though.

It disintegrates attempted rapists.

Attempted, or attempting?

Big difference.

Good point. Attempting. Basically anyone trying to sexually assault the person blowing the whistle.

Only the one blowing it can hear it.

Blowing the whistle imparts the position of the one using in the minds of all people on the same landmass, relative to them. It can not easily be forgotten but it can be easily dismissed by those not needing the info, it can be readily recalled though.

Summons a tornado from the east that heads directly towards you.

What if they're in the air?

Then they do not gain anything. I thought that was clear.

Whistle of 69. It blow you as long as you blow into it. But it's very loud, so that everyone knows what's going on.

When blown, it functions as a Horn of Valhalla, only the men summoned are white knights (fighters) instead of barbarians. If they are not given orders, the white knights will defend the wielder against perceived sexists and sexual predators.

It leaks a bunch of secret information.

It summons O'Shamus McPherson.

It emits a shrill, loud noise

summons a byakhee

not bad.

its really really loud

summons locksmith

It is actually part of a set, only those people in possession of the other whistles can gear it and vice versa.

You get raped for blowing it.

It's a rape whistle. The whistle itself rapes you with that weird red donger at the end.

Not brown noise but THE brown noise.

Then you know exactly where you are, relative to you.

>1: Give to Kenny G
>2: have him write while sustaining the note
>3: repeat indefinitely
>4: ???
>5. Profit

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bcwZCk3eEzc

It screams like a human when blown into

Summons 1d3 Hell Hounds. 1 use/day
Roll animal handling when used to determine Hell Hounds attitude towards user.

>Whistle
youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI
Induce fear up to 10m x lvl.

We'll never go un-oily again!

Charm (humanoid female)

Being magical means that it actually works for a change.

It's just a good solid +1 whistle. Whistles real good.

summons 3 town guards to immediately assault your nearest enemy

>Not giving it to Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson and consuming some of the bands homemade excitables to fully go insane upon blowing the whistle.

Sends you to the B-ball dimension, but only once.

Warps the blower in space with vacuum gills.
Only way to revert, the user must blow back and hear the tone.
Can't hear in space.
Tehe.

Instantly summons all your pets/companions/allies/minions within 1 mile to your side.

You can only use it three times, though, so choose wisely.

All sound waves emitted from it are visible as the colour of magic.

Ease my mind.

I like this. A sneaky whistle.

If it's anything like the last one I blew it causes a supernaturally loud Minotaur mating call. So a couple minotaurs turned up as we were exploring a labyrinth at the time. Not an easy fight.
Learned a lesson from that. Do not try experimenting with dungeon loot in the dungeon.

Worst thing is it was single use and disintegrated afterwards.

Well no one said that YOU had to blow it to understand the cosmos so i attach it to my hairdryer and start drawing the manual for infinite energy and warp drives.

It soothes grizzling infants.

Only when they're chomping on the red bit though - that's not a whistle, it's a coral teether.

When blown, the user is transformed into a cute loli version of themselves. All their equipment is changed to fit them and they keep their original stats. Blowing it again will return them to normal.

Please don't.

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>Hey buddy check out this cool magic whistle
>Give it a blow chief
>They do it
>Club them to death while they're small and frail
>Take all their shit
>No one will ever figure out who did it because prior to that moment the loli never existed, so no one will know identity or motive.

I could dig it.

It works every time

>and they keep their original stats

Read M.R. James' 'Oh Whistle and I'll come to you, my lad'.

That's what happens.

Tonal architecture and shit