How the hell does she keep getting patients?

How the hell does she keep getting patients?

She's a vampire, she has charisma outta the ass. Bluff and Diplomacy, baby

Because the internal logic of the joke doesn't make any sense.

By fucking them

This is the Oglaf-est answer.

This is a close second. But needs more sex.

It's the canon answer. See the one with the guy who got his dick poisoned, or all the ones where she leads a bunch of monks around with her cunt

>the ones where she leads a bunch of monks around
Wasn't that the rogue girl?

By the end of the one with the fun god she's 'deputized' them and taught them how to suck dick like a real doctor

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I really like that brown girl

And later

Would you become her thrall, Veeky Forums?

>Always down to fuck
>Will feed on you as often as she can without killing you
>Will regularly expose you to danger and knows nothing about medicine
>Will require you to fuck a man at least once

Enjoy your vampire aids, user. I'm not down with being bossed around by an incompetent bloodsucker. Been there, done that. For three years straight. Believe me, it's real a pain in the ass.

*it's a real pain in the ass

Just like my grammar, fuck.

>>Always down to fuck
>>Will feed on you as often as she can without killing you
>>Will regularly expose you to danger and knows nothing about medicine
>>Will require you to fuck a man at least once
When you put it like this... one of my exes might have been a vampire.

Reminder that if she makes you fuck a man, she's by definition a cuck

Has this chick taken over the comic or something? People are posting a bunch featuring her instead of just one offs/occasional cameos like most people in the comic.

No, she's the best girl though

You aren't a Greerfag, are you?

I think black chicks are ugly as hell, so I wouldn't go for her if she was naked and in my bed.

But I don't think Oglaf is the kind of comic where you should waifu any of the girls.

>Has this chick taken over the comic or something?
Not really. Previous several strips, for example, were about Oglaf and his girlfriend and a bunch of random nobodies.
I don't thinhg this vampire girl appeared at all in the last half a year

Where the fuck do you think we are?

That'd get more mileage if we were talking about an owlbear or something and not a human.

>Vampires
>Human

Nice try

>Get paler and grow some fangs
>Suddenly not human, especially visually

Nope, not falling for it

ba dum tss

>She's painting a tiny top hat for that tarantula
Yes, I would.

Bullshit. Vanka is best girl. Navaan is a close second though.

To be fair, she has the most panel-time apart from Ivan and Mistress. Coming in at one comic short of Mistress, and ten shy if Ivan's impressive 33.

Still want to know what happened to him after he "died."

The Author has said Ivan will be back, but that was awhile ago.

Granted this is a comic where the title character has appeared only like four times.

I totally do not recall her ever being a vampire.

She's always been a vampire

She stuck leeches on a guy and then ate them, leaving scratch marks from her fangs when she sucked his dick

Also, the first thing she ever did in the comic was try to kidnap Ivan (after fucking him every way except vaginally) so that she and her vampire friends could drain all his blood into a big tub to drink it

>Ivan
He was too pure for this world.

He's not dead, and after Sandoval got all gussied up for his funeral and everything.

>mistress mistress mistress!
>*splooge*


Cut sprites, best sprites

Yeah last time we saw him he was in a coma in Mistresses' dungeon. Maybe she traded him to Sandoval as a decoration?

What are you talking about? She's a doctor, she even says so herself and she ought to know what she is.

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