A family of friendly monsters has moved in next door to your PC's house

A family of friendly monsters has moved in next door to your PC's house.

They all show as negative for detect evil, despite that even some of them are supposed to detect evil no matter what.

ok

I assume they are either cosplayers or from some other plane system where retarded morality of D&D doesn't work

Find a new DM that follows the rules instead of subjective morality bullshit.

Purge them anyway, the Emperor will know his own.

I invite them to the neighborhood cookout this friday.

Good thing smite isn't restricted to an alignment anymore

What follows is a "wacky zany" sitcom where the rules don't seem to matter as the PCs try again and again to subject their new neighbors to all the stereotypical monster weaknesses.

2/10 might watch if bored

Fantastic!

You know that your DM is higher up on the hierarchy of authority than the group of people you've never met before who wrote a book of guidelines, right?