Risk Thread

>name
>color
>location
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Tito The Great Leader
Red
Balkan

Papa Gandho
Purple
Switzerland

is it alright if I keep my name as old thread name for now?

Just put your name in the search bar.

United Arab People
Green
Morocco

>Lonesome Wyatt is a faggot
>Blue
>Spain

Howdy Partner.

It begins.

>mfw retard

>MFW HUGE RETARD

Are you racist?

i said balkan not fucking instanbul
anyway go into serbia commit mass genocide

Shit meant for you

Everyone's a racist in a brown person's head

This is in the Balkans.
Yes.

So you will fuck me over.

Nope, but I am a racist sexist hwite male who will colonize you if I get the chance.

Nobody fucked you over last game (except Gandhi lol)

Jus' fill around.

It's not me saying you're racist hereWill good i guess i'll play then fill africa

True but you still killed me with that punishment.

Jesus finally you guys rolled.

Empires rise in the balkans, alps, and Morocco.

Holy shit your IQ is literally 70

Take Paris.

Now go Take spain.

Sigh are you saying you will give that punishment for everyone.

fill the rest of ex yu

The Arabs invade Spain once again, and the Swiss take Paris. The tribe of the Balkans expands.

It's not like i wanted too m8, spain is just a great target, now take that city in spain.

Take London.

YES RECONQUEST!

take greece and lower balkans

Tito continues his conquest of the Balkans. The Arabs charge into Iberia and conquer the land nearly completely. London falls to the Swiss. Anti-semitism towards Arabs erupts in Paris, there are lynchings and there are riots that result from the invasion of Spain.

>thread was pruned or deleted
What the fuck is up with /pol/

its the mods

AM I BANNED

Bulgar got rekt by mods. And the mods on /pol/ are normie shills who've let /pol/ turn to /b/.

Take that resource just south of my borders spill into Rome.

take the rest of balkans
if any Ts left go into turkey

I'm not banned

Must be that fucking butthurt janitor

Phew, yeah you don't want to get banned by a /pol/ mod, I've been banned for 3 days because of that. Unbearable.

are you actually banned?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Risk never dies.

fuck this i quit i have to go people are asking me to go drink outside
i fucking hate not being a neet

Almost there, now take that uh ummm bread i think.

It it too late to join? If not
The Great Emperor
Somewhere in northern Scandinavia, Finland
Purple

For

Pick another fucking color it's like you fucking /pol/acks don't even bother REEEEEEEEEEEE

Waiting on you.

Whatever the hell that bottom color is, damn calm down.

Thanks, and what happened to Cleon III?

Good i'm an Empire now right madrid is my capital now and i get plus three bonus, now keep filling africa.

Take that nearest bonus.

Father has fallen ill and has abdicated the throne to me.

Take Madrid.

"""""""Papa gandho""""""""

Madrid falls, and so does the empire. Arabs how did you not see this coming?

Fill Scandinavia

NAP?

Fill scotland spills remove Arabs.

It's fine it's fine i get a five bonus if my capital is taken but i think it's only for one turn.

Fight back take back Madrid.

I meant to send that nap to the Red great emperor

Sure, just stay out of Scandinavia and Russia

He quite

Papa Gandho slowly conquers the Arabs, and soon the others. Cleon IV expands in Scandinavia, unlike his father who focused on African colonization.

Alright.

Do I would like to form empire with Paris as capital please.

He's a great leader, I'm a great emperor
Anyways, NAP?

>The bonus didn't help

V-vassal?

Go and take those slaves in Russia
>Slavs=Slave
Pottery

Also, father cared too much about helping and saving the poor souls of destitute lands

Remove the arabs start with that potato thing.

ofcourse nap.

ah, but senpai, if you vassal for me then it is game over!
Where's the fun in that? ;^)

I really don't know i' just trying anything, you will win anyway.

Include your fucking bonuses or I'm not counting it in.

You can vassal if you want. :^)
Papa Gandho always takes care of his children.

Fill Scandinavia

Fill Ireland spills take Berlin.

Your orders my lord.

Do what u want m8
you're free until further orders.

Arabs are now the slaves of Ghando, he can move through his master's territory to expand and he can roll for a revolution.

Yes my lord.

Keep filling africa.

OP, new map get more people?

ForAlos we no revolution we peaceful arabs.

Do I dare host another one on /pol/?

Fill Finland, spill fills Scandinavia

Hmmmm the double dubs say yes.

Take Berlin spills for that resource near red.

I would say post a thread on there that links to a thread on here to get players but play the thread on here.

Who agrees that I make new bread, risking a ban on /pol/? Ghando has practically won by bonus-whoring.

Not a bad idea, good job Ghando

K

Will yes do it, but gandhi won because he played smart and attacked me when i didn't expect.

OP do this one if it isnt too late to decide

What about a Hunger Games thread?

>Arabs in space
Oh this will be good

So much that's it, Papa won?

I suppose, yes. This map was meant for +8 people. When there's a few players on the map, it's just a race to see who gets the most bonuses. Which fucks over the other players in the game, because they have a +2 bonus and the emperor to their left is fucking them anally with his +12 bonus.

Ok then, know of any other risk threads going on?

Nope. What do you think about this map? The space one is too complex for an autist like myself.

Eh, I kinda like playing as my own guy

The space one really isnt complex I swear.

Most of that chunk of rules is a shopping list of things you can buy with Tech points, not rules.

Hmm, make some suggestions.

M8 that large list of rules fucking scares me, only the creator of that could remember all of that shit while being able to mupdate in 10 minutes or less.