CYOA Thread

CYOA Thread

No More Degenerates Edition.

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This is an inclusive general.

All of these pictures have men in them.
Delete them at once.

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"No."

This is true.

It's only degeneracy if your korans touch.

That's ok, too.

What is this, a picture for imps?

Oh, but the "might be me" thing was because i wasn't sure if the husbando builder you were refering to was me, sorry for the autismo.
I might have to start typing the english way if you can recognise me. I didn't tell you to watch porn or to play games, just to read characters descriptions to have an idea.

For traits, you could have the older type, the younger, the cute type, the shy type, the serious type, the tsundere etc.. Just reversing what you'd like in a woman basically.

Why are we even talking about that in the end ? Are you making one ? If you are, you have my gratitude and i wish you good luck !

You forgot the second page.

Update for now. Next section im working on is Equipment and adding powers.

>roughly 6-8 partners is a good number for the average male to have, allowing you have to sex once a week with each of them in a nice and healthy sexual relationship

What?

No, I'm not making a gay guy/straight girl/husbando cyoa. I already said I don't know what girls/gays find attractive, and I'm not going to watch porn to learn.
Those traits are super vague, but I guess it's hard to elaborate. You like what you like.
Yes, please remove the space. I know it's autistic of me, but I prefer not being able to tell who makes what post. It's one reason why i dislike Angel's posting.

powers god gates, longetivity, suppression, natural weapons, clone, sonic attack, beauty, neural jack, scanner, stylish, tongues, destroyer, temperature resistance, constructs, training, transmutation, toughness, plague master, immunity, flight and endurance

Oh, ok. It's vague, indeed. To elaborate, let's take the "teacher" type; In his 25-30s, smells nice, has a kind smile. Has glasses, is authoritarian due to being a teacher but acts nicer when it's only the two of you. Soft voiced, smart, dresses nicely. Isn't married due to his fiancé leaving him 1 month before their mariage. Noticed you and likes you but will wait for you to make a move and will want to keep the relation a secret because that would get him fired.

It hope it was not too cringy, it's only to give you an idea. I will remove the spaces, sorry. Care to explain who Angel is? I haven't been browsing for long.

magic, apple pie, jessica, power bod, triple gun, eraser x3, one gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, haptic interface, feedback multiplier, stun grenade, cock worm, chicken of truth, bean bag rounds, slutty golem, fifteen men on dead man's chest, titan's mitt, romney's titan, anti rape wall, sword of forceful entry, and a partridge in a pair tree

OC

Your OC is dumb

It was cringy, and I didn't read the whole thing, but so is any fetish/sexuality you don't have.

Angel is a lesbian who posts a lot. She makes it very clear she's a lesbian: The one cyoa she made forced you to be a girl, didn't include any male romance options, only a lesbian one. All characters except for your father were female.

Some people hate her, some have justification for it (see these two posts and ) and some just hate her.
Normally she's okay, she makes builds and tries to interact with people. But she has some fucked up opinions, and responds to everyone.

>inb4 you think I'm a stalker
I got all this from reading the threads, and I have no life.
She writes in a simple way, tons of exclamation points and she constantly messes up to/too. Plus, all her characters can be summed up as "hot lesbian healers".

>I haven't been browsing for long.
Clearly.

And she kills a lot of rapists.

Oh, i understand now, thank you.
Well, it has nothing to do with stalking, you pointed out my way of typing yesterday so it only makes sense.

>Hot lesbian healers
kek, sounds degenerate

I understand the tumblr insults now.

I haven't been browsing Veeky Forums for long and i wished i asked myself where to find more CYOA earlier because it's comfy. 7 years wasted in this shithole, just fuck my shit up senpai

Sup, /x/.
Sometimes, I hallucinate John Cena.
He's barely there, just in the corners of my vision.
When I look back, he's gone.

I'm super spooked.

>She makes it very clear she's a lesbian: The one cyoa she made forced you to be a girl, didn't include any male romance options, only a lesbian one. All characters except for your father were female.

You'd have to be a real hypocrit to take offense at that.

>spent 7 years on Veeky Forums
You're all old as shit Jesus.
Oh God I'm trapped here too aren't I?
I have to say it's cool you're already working on your first cyoa. Can I ask how long you were here before you started on it?

>take offense in a lesbian forcing lesbianism on people while being mad that other cyoas don't allow her to be a lesbian
I don't. Not at all. I didn't give a shit.
It's her cyoa, she can do whatever the fuck she wants.

What about now?

I swear there's no more entitled group than the waifufags: every cyoa that does not cater to them even though the majority do, is a direct threat and blatant propaganda/marxism/shitposting.

>waifufags
I'm not.
What part of "I don't give a shit what she does with her cyoa, it's hers" did you not understand?
I liked her lesbian cyoa. It's still hilarious she made a lesbian-only cyoa, and is mad that other people won't make a lesbian cyoa for her.

Is the constant shitposting the reason why things are going so slow? Have the degenerates caused all the quality people to flee?

Cause if this keeps up I'm seriously considering just leaving for a couple months.

>life time internet is the equivalent of 2 million dollars in points
Even more dumb

>a lesbian forcing lesbianism on people

You're clearly mad as fuck.

You're here forever
3 Days i believe. I noticed the lack of husbandos and just decided to make one. I see cyoas so well made and mine looks like shit but i'll finish it anyway and i will do a better job for the next one.

I rectified things, such as the intro, spaces and some mistakes but haven't saved a .png version yet so i'll use this old one. I want to change the pictures but i have no idea what would look better to be honest. Should i use pictures of colors or pictures of anime style like the height one? Critiques taken into account!

Leave. If you have nothing worthwhile to add and are only here to insult the few content creators we have, then it's better that you leave and don't return. You won't be missed.

That makes zero sense. This isn't /qst/, we've had the same arguments since forever, arguments don't make something banned, and moving something to another board doesn't stop arguments.

But you can only pick the one million dollars once it is written there.

It wasn't really meant to make sense, just lampshade that not everyone posting is genuine.

I'm making a CYOA right now you retard. It's posted in this thread. I just don't namefag since people shit themselves over it.

And I don't see any content creators or anyone posting any new content. Just a bunch of tumblrinas shitposting. These threads are going slower then I remember, it's been this way for the past five ones I've seen. If CYOAG is dead then I may as well leave.

Well your lamp needs another bulb and another shade.

Everyone is genuine. The idea that some of the people here are undercover agents whose sole goal is to dismantle these threads is absolutely ridiculous.

>salty /pol/ tier babble
Oh, sup UWG. It's noon in burger land, we always slow down around now.
But seriously, if you need a break, take it.
It's fine, man.

The last thing we need is a namefag author with a superiority complex who tries to sow distrust and hate in this general and generates shitstorm fuel.

I don't know... The raw amount of shitposting and cancer are about to what I've seen on the worst of Veeky Forums threads. It's the worst I've seen on Veeky Forums in a while

>you mad
I'm really not, I already told you. Hell, I even look the "forbidden love" option in my build.
Anything else you want to claim I do? Maybe claim that saying I'm not mad is really a cover that I'm mad?
Or that the last sentence was written because I'm actually mad, not bored? We can keep going if you'd like, it doesn't harm me, but you're getting kinda boring.
Can we maybe skip to the part where you say why you think I'm mad? What you "win" by making me say I'm mad?

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I take that back. You're either mad or a raging autist.

The threads are a lot faster than I remember and everything was fine back then. Five threads is nothing. That said, if you don't like it here, please leave and spare all of us including yourself.

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I don't know if you saw the last thread but we had about 150 replies talking about gay sex and Reddit tier reaction images.

And I'm not really a namefag. Other guy didn't know who I was until I told him.

You're new. Give it time.

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You don't get to decide which OC gets to be discussed. If an user is making a gay/husbando cyoa then it's perfectly normal that this might dominate the threads for a short while.

No, I've been in and out of these threads for years. I just try not to pay attention but it's been obnoxious.

The "other guy" was another guy lurker that knew your identity the entire time!
Or am I?

You're either mistaken or lying.

>new promising author joins cyoag with an interesting WIP
>also a /pol/tier memespouting namefag

We can't have everything I guess.

Right, so you have no point. I hope you had fun.

CYOA was never good.

Inorite?

Maybe just lucky. Like I said "in and out". I catch these threads like three or four times a week. Maybe it gets worse, I don't know.

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No, there's no way you've been here for years and not seen the exact same shit before, unless "in and out" means three or four times per year.

It's been the same 3 people talking about homosexuality. The cyoa they're talking about hasn't even been posted in this thread and they're still talking about it.

If Veeky Forums would stop bullying newfags, we wouldn't get so many of them pretending to be oldfags and claiming to know board culture. Blame the bullies.

Even if that were true, why would that bother you? What's wrong with 3 people discussing homosexuality in a cyoa-related context? There's no real post limit. They don't silence other anons. Literally no harm is done.

Better than one guy complaining about it.

No, we don't want newfags. Go away.

Only newfags complain about newfags.

Hey, don't look at me, he brought it up.

I like newfags. More fans victims for my CYOA experiments!

Maybe you should stop bullying oldfags, hmm?

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Don't look at me! I'm a gettingstalefag. I've only been here consistently since the catalog was introduced. That's been like 3 years, right?

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Maybe we should just bully everyone equally
fag

I doubt there's anyone here in these threads since 2003.

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>Other: Gem (20)

>Princess (35)
>Money (40)
>Weapon Master Ultra (60)
>Energy Magic (80)
>White Magic (95)
>Artist (100)
>Luck (110)
>Elemental magic ALL OF THEM (150)

>Lone Wolf Anti-Hero (100)

Curvy space princess go!

No please. Bullying is illegal on Veeky Forums!

>Curvy
That's fat.

> That's fat.
Technically that's a hard-light hologram spawned by a sentient space rock, and contains no organic matter at all, so it can hardly be called "fat". Definitely curvy though, no straight lines at all.

More than just fat, that's well into morbidly obese territory.

Update when?

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>hologram
More like KILOGRAM amirite

Damn, the virtues seem kinda OP, though I can't remember exactly what powers the sins have. Mostly because your team mates probably won't stab you in the back, and offer good buffs for working together. Temperance all day, put some effort into finding humility as well.

2D can never truly be fat. What makes fat people unappealing is mostly their cellulite, their saggy bodies, their smell, etc. Those things don't exist in 2D. 2D only has curves, curves and breasts.

>Damn, the virtues seem kinda OP, though I can't remember exactly what powers the sins have
I have the cyoa right here.

>Succubus
>Princess
>Money
>Palace
>Artist
>Talisman
>Lucky
>Extra Time
>Lady Knight

I might be useless in combat, but I'm hot, royalty and rich.

Virtues are OP. The author was a shitter who wanted to inject his christian headcanon into the setting and wanked them to heaven and back. I remember him saying Diligence could go full super saiyan or superman.

What's the purpose of wearing clothes like that?

curvy implies several curves, this is one fat-curve blob

Sorry user, but not even 2D can save fat from looking like shit.

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Im creating the companions now. If anyone wants to see anything specific let me know.

Heres the starting template im using.

Name, Title, Homeland
Quick sentence summary about the character
+ Positive trait
+ Positive trait
+ Positive Trait
+/- Mixed Trait (Optional)
- Negative Trait
- Negative Trait
“Character quote”

Companions can be anything you want. Fictional and historical people are all acceptable. Im willing to entertain any ideas.

Honestly, I think the virtues are fairly balanced, given the resolve needed to reach full maturity and the fact that the Sins are still powerful in their own right.

tells us more about setting so we can know what we could want from it