WH40k General:

My store is restricting access to gaming tables, We're no long allowed to turn up to see if the tables are free but book them at least a day in advance (for free). The idea for pick-up games is that you can book a slot and the manager will find an opponent for you.

Does this sound like a good idea to you guys?

Out of curiosity, what time is it in Australia?

So how are we all doing today, I was looking through my bag of white dwarves and realised I hadn't finished the ultramarines omnibus so now reading the tyranid story. It's spooky stuff

Also continue on from last thread how often do imperial space marine chaplains visit holy terra and how long would it take to get from somewhere near baal to terra

They die from starvation, not (You).

Let the b8 fly by.

>My store is restricting access to gaming tables, We're no long allowed to turn up to see if the tables are free but book them at least a day in advance (for free). The idea for pick-up games is that you can book a slot and the manager will find an opponent for you.
>Does this sound like a good idea to you guys?

Sounds like your manager wants to keep the best timeslots and tables for his close personal friends. What's his reason for this change?

Worse than shoulder pads on marines?

Berzerkers can't get them on right and their arms look like they're driving an invisible car.

Who is this bloody Carnac

This guy

Considering the odds the thing will blow up, can you blame him for trying everything to prevent that?

6:37 in the morning
your fluff is as shit as your painting is fucking amazing

Sexy. Got anything else?

I'm considering a DarkMech Army, curious how people do them, specifically mutations.

Teach me o wise one

Bro, it's 1:30 on the East Coast.

The actual reason is that the system will also apply to the in store painting/building tables so that he can stop people from sitting down at them only to not build/paint models, which he REALLY hates.
Like, I can stress enough how this triggers him something mighty.

That is most certainly not carnac.
Lurk moar

Firstly, no it didn't and secondly, the leading cause if shit threads is people brining him up and constantly giving him attention by replying to his bait.

AYY LADS, what's a Space Wolf's favourite food?

Lemon Rice

It's warp travel. Could take a few months to a day.

We must identify the problem before solving it.

Got loads of csm bits n bobs.
I just smack em in there, some greenstuff. I'm lazy and can't complete my models so these are wip.

>HEY YOU! YES YOU! SEE WHAT I'M CRADLING? GOOD, CAUSE I'M GONNA MELT YOU WITH IT!

Got anymore?

Not right now, but if I come up with any I'll post them.

That's easy.

The problem is that people come to this thread wanting to talk about 40k but don't actually have anything relevant to say about the game.
So they just shitpost to keep the thread moving.

More like ±10,000 years. Warp travel is also known as traveling at the speed of plot.

Semi-related note:
I've heard of Warp Travel taking TOO long, and folks getting kicked out thousands of years later, but is their any fluff of folks arriving BEFORE they left?
>Only blurb that I can think of is the Warboss who fought (and killed himself) to get a second set of weapons.

I got a relevant subject.

The 40K end times

that'd be too convenient, can't be having that in the grim darkness. i could see tzeentch doing it to make the rescue party become the reason why they were there and causing the whole fubar situation

I am very new to 40k and I was wondering if it is possible to convert the dark vengeance starter kit into a nurgle chaos space marine army?

Don't encourage him. All his jokes are really Ruff.

But I wanna hear the howlers.

If you cut off all the dark angle stuff, yeah.

Then visit the local Aspect Shrine.

I'm not going to throw you a bone and give you your (you)s

What did Kharn call the wulfen he cut in half? A spaced wolf.

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youtu.be/WrC5Toib40w

This is what a real Banshee sounds like.

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But green stuff and spike
Files or cut off anything Dark angely and then do pustules and spikes until it feels edgier than a shitposter on /pol

>88
HA!

With all that faffing about with blood, I always knew Khorne had a sense for humours.

Just paint the Marines black like pre-heresy dark angels, then nurgle them up a little. Fluff it out that your warband was started from some Fallen.

You can take two thirsters with skarbrand and kit them out to be 885 points, unfortunately shy of that sweet, sweet 888.

How/where do I sell this stuff?

Blood Angels ~2500 points 50% painted, tabletop

DKoK ~2500 points painted to tabletop, FW and GW

CSM ~1500 points painted to tabletop, FW and GW

Night Lords Horus Heresy ~4000 points unpainted, 90% assembled, beautiful collection including Sevatar, and Kurze nib

2 GW Knights and a FW Castigator painted/based to tabletop+

Piecemeal on ebay? Local only? Idk how to get rid of this junk.

>example of painting

Local (depends on area if it sells)
eBay (takes 10%)
/r/Miniswap, bartertown etc...(fewer fees wider audience than local but you may not trust people enough to do this)

Pics of your CSM?

i do love me some dkok

My army

5 Knights Barronial Court Formation

4 knight wardens, 1 as warlord with metal and sanctuary
1 knight gallant with melta

>pic related: those are my boys

Am I that guy?

Put them on eBay for 25% higher than the original price and remember to clearly label them as "professionally painted"

Yep,

There was an Imperial Guard novel about a regiment of Tallarns that arrived responding to a distress call, then got thoroughly murdered, only realising it was their own distress call when they were already beyond fucked.

Also the Ork Warboss that killed himself to get two copies of his favourite gun, though "the resulting confusion" stopped the WAAAGH! right there and then.

Also have 20 Cultists.
A Typhus, a Land Raider, a basecoated Dreadclaw drop pod.

Unpainted/unassembled: 20 cultists, a Raptor Kit, 4 Helbrutes (1 DV, 3 kit), Cypher, a DA vets box, Chosen, prob some other stuff Ive forgotten.

Felinids when?

Nice
Also Double Auto-cannon contemptor

Are you me?

I will give you my DKoK for 45% retail.
3 Leman Russ
2 Chimera
2 Wyvern
20 Grenadiers/Veterans
55 Guardsmen
Techpriest + based FW servo skulls
4 lascannon teams
6 autocannon teams
-unpainted-
CCS
2 DKoK Commissars
3 Thudd Guns + 15 crew
Valkyrie (primed)
FW open day Quartermaster
Callidus (old one)
Astropath, Naval Officer, Master of Ordinance

Rule of Cool all day every day.

let me do some math, i might be in for that

Shit user, if you're selling here I'm interested in your Chaos robots

andy.thoreson (at) yahoo (dot) com

Shot you an email about the Chaos

likewise

Reply sent

So far only recieved the one about Chaos robots. I'll reply to any inquiries I recieve.

Ebay probably the best choice.
May I ask why you're selling it?
I would usually assume being fed up with shit rules and horrible balance, but seeing as you're also selling your horus heresy stuff I doubt that's the case

If you're going to do my OC at least do it right, son.

>Orks are a melee race!
>I2

you know that OC stands for "Original content" note the "content" part of that, not original shitposting.

Managed to slowly build up a Cohort Mechanicus ever since the original release of Codex: Skitarii through grabbing one of each unit for the kicks until the formation came about.

Let me tell you, having 2.5k points of an army that all count as having Canticles and Imperiatives feels absolutely great. Not quite as competitive as Convocation, forces me to take the bad units and no Lords of War, but the look on the opponent's face when your entire army has 4++/Shrouded&Stelathed, and +3 BS for the first two game turns is priceless.

does anyone here want 50% off eldars?

can you guys please help me making a 1000 points list of renegades & heretics?

I'd like to use some khornate militia and spawns, I also have 3 leman russ, 3 chimera and a wyvern

Sure, lets take 50% of their abilities away, 50% of their stats away, 50% of their army choices away, and 50% of that dick away that they have firmly between their arse cheeks.

Which demagouge devotion do you plan on using?

Quick question about the Atrapos.

Is it true it can use a D weapon in CC, and if so why?

The normal knight gives up a weaponslot for that honor.

....I mean an army of eldars with a 50% discount

shame on me if you were actually kidding

I don't really know man, I think master of the horde or bloody handed reaver

So its D weapon is better than other knights (ap1), but its ranged D is only 8".

Are Gorkanauts limited to firing two weapons each turn? Does that mean that they cannot fire 4 of their 6 weapons or two thirds of their weapons?

Master of the horde probably won't run well at this low of points, since you'll want your infantry to do something besides tank bullets. Bloody handed reaver imposes the 10 pt tax on your artillery but it isn't too bad of a tax. Usually you should go 1 platoon 1 vet squad/mutie squad for your two troops choices, give the command squad a heavy weapon (I go with mortars because its 5 pts and lets you hide and not give up warlord kill); kit out the infantry how you wish, maybe add in enforcers with combat drugs, and fill out the rest of the points with wyverns and leman russes.

They're vehicles you spastic, they fire all weapons possible.

What makes you think gorkanaughts are limited to firing 2 weapons?

Create a 40k movie title worthy of being a SyFy original.
>Mega Ferrobeast vs Super Squig

I suppose I was thinking of MCs. Most small walkers also have 0-2 ranged weapons which is why I assumed walkers were the same as MCs.

Im selling the 40k stuff because I just dont like this game enough to keep this big of a collection. Im keeping a fully painted Nurgle Daemon army for the shelf, and a few Kill Teams.

The HH stuff I'm selling because no one around here plays it, and I dont need 4000 points on the shelf. Im keeping all the books, and a few select HH models for display pieces.

There is also the fact that my wife was finally like wtf dude. I have been spending way too much time painting and modeling lately, and neglecting a lot of other things. So Im going to use the money to buy an arc welder, a TIFG welder, and shift my focus back to metal sculpting.

how about this:

++ Renegades & Heretics: Renegades of Vraks (Combined Arms Detachment) (1000pts) ++

+ HQ (305pts) +

Renegade Command Squad (215pts) [Disciple w/ Grenade Launcher, 6x Disciple w/ Lasgun, Flak Armour]
Arch Demagogue [Bloody-handed Reaver, Covenant of Khorne, Flak Armour, Laspistol]
Disciple w/ Command Net Vox [Lasgun]
Mortar Team [Lasgun]
Renegade Chimera [Heavy Bolter, Militia Training, Multilaser]

Renegade Enforcers Cadre (90pts)
Enforcer [Combat Drug Injectors, Flak Armour, Laspistol, Power Axe]
Enforcer [Combat Drug Injectors, Flak Armour, Laspistol, Power Axe]

+ Troops (490pts) +

Renegade Infantry Platoon (390pts)
Platoon Command Squad [Militia Training, 7x Renegade w/ Lasgun]
Demagogue [Covenant of Khorne, Laspistol]
Renegade Chimera [Heavy Bolter, Militia Training, Multilaser]
Renegade w/ Command Net Vox [Laspistol]
Renegade w/ Plasma Gun [Laspistol]
Renegade Infantry Squad [Militia Training, 11x Renegade w/ Autopistol]
Renegade Champion [Covenant of Khorne, Laspistol, Power Axe]
Renegade w/ Chaos Sigil [Laspistol]
2x Renegade w/ Meltagun [2x Laspistol]
Renegade Infantry Squad [Militia Training, 11x Renegade w/ Autopistol]
Renegade Champion [Covenant of Khorne, Laspistol, Power Axe]
Renegade w/ Chaos Sigil [Laspistol]
2x Renegade w/ Meltagun [2x Laspistol]

Renegade Infantry Veterans (100pts) [Flak Armour, 5x Veteran w/ Lasgun]
Renegade Chimera [Heavy Bolter, Militia Training, Multilaser]

+ Heavy Support (205pts) +

Renegade Strike Battery (65pts) [Militia Training]
Renegade Wyvern [Heavy Bolter]

Renegade Tank Squadron (140pts)
Punisher [Heavy Bolter, Militia Training]

>Codex writers for Deathwatch actually doing a video about writing the codex
what is this alternate timeline GW and how did they invade the main timeline

You probably don't need the extra bodies in the command squad, but that's really meta dependent so I think that should work.

Make the platoon command squad a melee squad and as big as possible because the demagouge for that has extra attacks compared to regular champions, which makes it a good choice for a melee squad.

Give the veterans a special weapon and either deep strike or scout (if you pick deep strike get rid of their chimera).

Where?

They did the same for DE.

The new Warhammer TV facebook page.

>Cruddace is still alive
>Kelly is still making codexs but Orks suck.

What'd they say in that video? "Lets just fuck your shit up?"

So I finally gave painting a try and I think they turned out.... well enough. Not good but a decent start I guess. These are just the Dark Angels from the Dark Vengeance kit painted Blood Angels colors.

Although I need to figure out what to do to make wings white and not look like absolute horseshit like they do on my terminators

Is there still hope for Genestaler Cult codex? They moved to this eldar-deathwatch bullshit and i am losing hope...

Do you think it would be stand-alone army or bullshit money grab like Militarum Tempestus codex?

For some reasons i want GCult but without Tyranids.

Would it better to ask here or in the WIP thread about how to remove krazy glue? I glued my models together almost immediately and after getting started I now understand it's going to be unpossible to paint some of these models.

Honestly just get some washes and they are TT worthly. no one hits the nail on the first few tries.

Worst case, respray them.

Yes, the latter and me too.