STAT YOUR CAT

Alice the Ancient
19 years
Sight 0
Sleeping 5
Hating humanity 4
Planning world domination 3
Wallrunning 3

Alignment:- Chaotic Evil

Asshole/10

Size/Type: Large Magical BeastHit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Charm aura
10ft radius
Upon entering the aura, and each minute thereafter spent in the aura, make a wisdom save (DC 10) or be charmed (as the spell) and feel compelled to either make an inane statement concerning the cat, or attempt to entertain or otherwise serve the cat (target's choice). Characters with important things to do have advantage on this saving throw. This ability does not work on creatures immune to the charmed condition.

Each hour, the kitten has a 20% chance to do something unbearably adorable, such as cuddling on someone, chasing its tail, or jumping at shadows. During that hour, this has the effect of both expanding the radius of its charm aura to 30 feet, and increasing the save DC to 15.

Sounds like a big guy.

>INT 1

For you...

Mei-Mei. Haven't done D&D in forever so on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being wurst 10 being beste.

STR: 3
DEX: 7
CON: 8 (Survived for a week and a half outdoors in winter around christmas before showing up on Christmas day like a literal miracle)
INT: 5
WIS: 4
CHA: 10

Disadvantage: Noisy

Disguise: 100
Fluff: 50
Slobber: 27
Bark: 1
I think there's something wrong with my cat guys

-10 hp
[Spoiler]I miss him every day.[/spoiler]

...

Alignment: Likes to bite peoples' hair

Sir, I am afraid I must inform you that your 'cat' is, in fact, some kind of horse.

>Slobber: 27

My cats drool on me all the time. They are pretty old though.

I meant to say that it's a dog

Mine too. She left a year ago Saturday.

Dang, that is one old cat - mine was about 18/19 before he was -10 HP.
About 15 in pic I think.

Lizzy The Conqueror of Makhleb
Lv 1 Felid
STR: 5
INT: 10
DEX: 17
AC: 4
EV: 20
Skills:
UC: 7
Dodging: 10
Fighting: 3
Evocations: 5
Stealth: 10
Cuteness: 27

-10hp
I miss both of them

>cat
>not dog
Buncha fucking hippie wizards in here

Prof. Fuzzyboots (Principal Dean of Cuteness)
Str : 3
Dex 14
Con 8
Int 10
Wis 1
Cha 19

Skills: Perception +8, Survival (Tracking) +10

Tricks: Fetch

Disadvantages: Spazzs out at 2am, on the dot.

I wish I have one someday...

You taught your cat to fetch? That's impressive.

Didn't teach her. She came preinstalled. We got her from the local shelter and she grew up in a house with 3 dogs. I guess she learned from them. She prefers drinking straws, but will also fetch rubber bands.

Our dog used to lick his own paws and such, guess that's what happens when there's 2 cats around growing up

Kitters the Cat-
STR-4 he's weak desu.
DEX-Fucking 30 he can go in and out of a fucking sock
CON-12 cat stronk
WIS-0 dumb as fuck yo
INT-8 he can open doors (unless they have round or pull handles)
CHA-20 a cute

Intimidate-1d20+8

He's royalty

>tfw this thread made me realise I never bothered to give my cats proper names

>tommy boy
hunting 3/5
finding food dropped on ground 0/5
fluffy 5/5
friendly 4/5
>flat face/cab over
hunting 1/5
fluffy 2/5
friendly 3/5
finding food dropped on ground 2/5
kitten production 2/5
>jingles/that green cat
hunting 0/5
fluffy 2/5
friendly 0/5
willingness to put up with someone holding food 5/5
finding food dropped on ground 5/5
kitten production 5/5
>kitten 1#
curiosity 4/5
cowardice 2/5
cute 5/5
>kitten 2#
curiosity 3/5
cowardice 4/5
cute 5/5

>What just went wrong?

HP: 2/2
Atk: 1
Req: Food, water, constant attention
Useless (Ex) Rambo is entirely useless in every possible way, and when presented with oncoming traffic will stay put on his fat ass and try to be friends with it. Rambo cannot be reduced below 1 HP through this ability.

Strength: 6
Dexterity: 15
Constitution: 8
Intelligence: 16
Wisdom: 8
Charisma: 20

Size: tiny
Alignment: chaotic good
Can cast misty step at will

>Alignment: Chaotic Asshole
Seriously, why can I not leave a glass of water sitting around without you knocking it over?

Strength: 7 (Strong little bugger)
Dexterity: 12 (A little clumsy for a cat)
Constitution: 10 (Never gets sick)
Intelligence: 6 (Dumb asshole)
Wisdom: 12 (Knows how to manipulate people though, and he knows it)
Charisma: 20 (Fucking adorable little shit)
Alignment: neutral asshole

One we lost a number of years ago suddenly. The other left us a couple of years ago.

STR
DEX 10 (knows how to get anywhere on the house)
CON 5 (has survived a fight with other cats)
WIS -2 (constantly forgets where his food is while he is eating)
INT rotates from 8 to 2 (forgets that he knows how to open doors from time to time)
CHA 20

Loves to sleep

Starscream Lafonduh Scoots (on a scale from 1-10)

Strength: 7 (vaults fences with rabbit in her jaws)
Con: 6
Dex: 7
Int: 10
Wis: 5
Charisma: 10

Special Ability: Fluffy

Fuck, forgot picture

I don't have any cats but I have a pupper or two.

...

perfectly floofy cat

Same, sadly. Kicked the bucket last Saturday.

We miss you, you fluffy bastard, despite you tending to shit and piss on my brother's bed and near constant bitching for attention.

>Im keeping my eye on you....

>Yuri
WS 10
BS 1
S 10
T 10
Ag 10
Int 3
Per 23
WP 2
Fel 60

My cat bullies my dog. He also can run across walls like Neo.

"Cat"
Violence 4
Friendship 10
Jumping 0
Hearing 22

Not enough points in disguise.

Legendary Climber

Sleep points: 10
Eat points: 7
Pretty chill guy points: 12
Activities not related to being a fat lazy fuck points: 0

Strength 2/5
Speed 3/5
Constitution 2/3
Wisdom 3/5
Luck 4/5
Toes to a Paw 6/5
Dogishness 4/5
Purring 5/5
Metabolism 8/5
Medicinal Tolerance 0/5
Life Expectancy four months

Cat, Small
This is an ordinary house cat, the sort that
might be a familiar for a spellcaster, a Beast
Master’s animal friend, or an alternate form
for the shape change power.
Attributes: Agility d8, Smarts d6 (A), Spirit
d10, Strength d4, Vigor d6
Skills: Climbing d6, Notice d6, Stealth d8
Pace: 5; Parry: 3; Toughness: 4
Special Abilities
• Acrobat: +2 to Agility rolls to perform acrobatic
maneuvers; +1 to Parry if unencumbered.
• Bite/Claw: Str.
• Low Light Vision: Cats ignore penalties for Dim and
Dark lighting.
• Obese: Toughness +1, -1 pace, d4 running die
• Size –1: Cats are typically less than a foot high.

careful of bities

Sorry to all the anons who lost their kitties.

Sid
STR 8 (active and strong)
DEX 4 (Needs humans to make her bed and let her in and out)
CON 19 (Still going strong with a heart murmur, arthritis, kidney problems, old age and she got all hurt after getting trapped under a gate)
INT 6 (daftie)
WIS 10 (Tricked my brother and I. Meowed to be let out and when my brother got up she ran past him, jumped into his chair and settled down. Meowed to be let out so I put my cereal and tea down then as I turned she ran round me and sniffed at my cereal)
CHA 20 (pub singer)

No.

Such cat. Much smug.

Did you just call your cats "yo" "Hey" "You?"

pretty much, with an occasional "cat" or point at them and snap my fingers then point near where I want them to sit and snap again

High STR (fights a lot. And surprisingly wins most of the time.)
medium CON (she gets old)
WIS (dirty tricks)
INT (can't open Doors, not very clever)
high CHA (specialization on Intimidate)

Barbarian/Rouge multiclass.

Fucking Australians....

I'm not familiar with pen and paper stats. I just want to post my cat.

>Meowed to be let out and when my brother got up she ran past him, jumped into his chair and settled down. Meowed to be let out so I put my cereal and tea down then as I turned she ran round me and sniffed at my cereal

hah fuck yeah

Says the guy with a players handbook on their shelf.

hai peter

Is that nanako?

>Louie the Lip AKA Louis AKA Lou-Lou
Level 2 Door-darter/Level 1 Nubtail/Level 1 Impossible Climber
Fuzzy: 4
Claws: 2
Tail: -8
Noise: 9
Fat: 2
Smarts: -3
Stinky Shits: 10
Pro: Is fine if he hasn't been bothered
Con: If hes been bothered he starts shitting/pissing everywhere but the litterbox for the next month
Quirk: Won't shut the fuck up sometimes

>"Little Miss Skeeter" aka Skeeter aka Skeety
Level 4 Affectionate
Fuzzy: 3 (-2)
Claws: 7
Tail: 5
Noise: 2
Fat: -1
Smarts: 0
Shits to give: 0
Pro: Loves to be pet for hours upon hours
Con: Back half looks like she's diseased from licking her fur off from flea-induced stress
Quirk: Will accidentally claw your nose trying to give you a boop

And for the sake of it, my old cat
>Sunshine
Level 10 Dog Chaser/Level 5 Door darter/Level 3 Nubtail/Level 2 Impossible Climber
Claws: 5 (-5)
Tail: -10
Noise: -5
Fat: 2
Smarts: 10
Dog-Scaring: 10
Pros: Doesn't need front claws to climb trees, spook dogs, eat wasps, dig mice out of holes, OR hunt snakes.
Cons: Didn't come back one day
Quirks: Immune to being run over by cars

>trying to give you a boop

I wish my cats gave me boops. Maybe I'm just too tall for them to reach.

Cat number: 3

Meow +2
Purr 0
Jump 0(bad back)
Fuzzy +3
Claws +1
Hunting +2(literally exterminates so it doesn't have to watch things with bad back)

Sammy-cat

All stats are scaled 1-10 worst to best.

Lazy: 8
Scabby: 6
Pukey: 7
"Generous": 5
Rightful hatred of children: Unknown, speculated to be beyond 12.
Pettable: 7
-10 HP
Friendly Fire enabled

i miss you sammy cat and im sorry for being so shitty to you i didn't understand what i was doing i just wanted to play

Fat Shit, Ravenous beast.

Shit, man. Care to fill us in on what happened?

That feel is shared. Still, I'll be statting a new one up soon, so that's good.

we had a cat called sam for a few years, when i was between 7 and 12 years old id say. i loved sam, because i love cats, and i would *not* leave him alone. i'd trap him in my room because i wanted to play with him, i'd carry him in the dumbest way, i'd generally harass him like spongebob harasses squidward.

and then he ended up getting run over. by my dad.

that was...not a good day.

Status: Taken by the ex

Str: 4
Con: 6
Dex: 30
Int: 6
Wis: 14
Cha: 20

Queenie
SKILLS
Fat
Being a bitch

Oliver

Playfulness: 7
Cleanliness: 6
Skidishness: 6
Tubbiness: 4
Meowing: 8

2 str
16 dex
10 con
1 int
1 wis
18 cha because she is a cat whore

I love the look of resignation. It's like "hey dude, so... um... if you've got a minute or two, there's this thing that I could really use your help with..."

My old cat...

lying calmly on the bed for hours, then looking up and noticing the ceiling fan is on, agitatedly moving her head in circles as she tries to follow the blades, then freaking out and tearing out of the room at breakneck speed: 10

yowling at the wall: 6

eating her damn food: 2 (we had to squirt high calorie goop down her throat to supplement her diet)

charging out of nowhere to attack a dog that's several times her size for having the audacity to be lead into our house, and sending it fleeing from the room, trying its best to escape from her, despite the fact that she's 17 years old and rail-thin: 9

peeing where the litter box used to be: 10 (if we only moved the litter box a little, she would put her front paws in the box and pee on the floor where the middle of the box used to be)

leaving the room whenever dad puts on Fox News: 8

>SWARM

Species: Cat
Class: Cat
Level: 5
HP: 10
Alignment: chaotic good
Wis: 2
Str:1
Dex:4
Int:1/2
Char: 5 (-5 to strangers)
Con: 4

Abilities:
Charm (target takes 2d6 awwwww damage if target is acquainted with the player)
Cling (Once per day player may cling to an object for an indefinite amount of time, provided they complete a str check of 12+)
Underfoot (target takes 1 annoyance damage whenever within 2 meters of the player each turn)

Old cat: Ded
New cat: Dunno, but class is definitely Barbarian/Rogue

INT: 18
Damage: 2d8
Spellcasting (INT): Charm person.

Lawful Evil, fat as fuck and wants to take over the world.

Mocking up stats for mine and my sister's cat (who happens to live with us for now).

(one in the back, my cat)
Name: Fluffy
Age: 8

Str: 13 (her clawing hurts, especially when I attempted to give her baths.)
Dex: 2 (the fucking thing has fallen off stable surfaces more than once)
Con: 8 (has had bad respiratory problems, but manages to chug along.)
Int: 6 (managed to figure out how to open her food container more than once. Doesn't seem to catch on where her food bowl is sometimes.)
Wis: 2 (doesn't learn from mistakes.)
Cha: 16 (only way I can justify why I've kept her around. The little shit.)

Special Qualities: Familiar. Obese (+1 durability, -1 dex)

Pros: Loyal, given preference over other humies. Good source of morale when feeling down. Likes belly rubs - like holy fuck that fur is soft.
Cons: Territorial, likes to pee on my stuff. Demanding for love. Long-haired, sheds like crazy. Is afraid of MICE.
???: Works as an alarm clock, because she'll always wake me for breakfast.

(cat in foreground. Blame my sister for the stupid name.)
Name: Yahzee
Age: 6/7ish

Str: 7
Dex: 11 (very flexible. Almost never falls off things. Quick at batting at shit.)
Con: 10 (average. Nothing extraordinary about her.)
Int: 9 (Has made consistent infiltration attempts into places where she's not wanted)
Wis: 2 (...and doesn't seem to catch on why she's readily removed each time)
Cha: 20 (has a baby face, and her personality is disarming to the uninitiated.)

Special Qualities: Familiar (sister), Lithe (-1 durability, +1 flexibility), Kitten looks: +5 to all charm based rolls
Pros: Affectionate, will literally rub her face into your hand to get pets, loves to play, chill temperament
Cons: Does that trap where she rolls over, and when you go in to pet - she claws at your hands, really high energy - will go spastic late at night.

And another picture of the cats i found floating on the laptop. We used to have a third back when sis lived the same house as me, the black and white one in the back being her's too. Unfortunately, leukemia got to her. I'll miss that fat cat, and my sympathies to the other -10 HP anons.

Face: good
Coat: best
Paws: good
Tail: fair

House Cat

ST 5 DX 11 IQ 4 HT 10

Basic Lift 2.5 kg HP 5 FP 8 Will 10 Per 12

Weight 4 kg SM -2

Basic Speed 5.5
Basic Move: 11
Land Move: 11 (13 sprint)
Climb Move: 1
Attacks
Attack Damage Reach
Bite 1d-5 cut 0
Claw 1d-5 cut 0
DR:
-0 Tough Skin
Advantages: Acute Hearing 2; Catfall; Clinging (Requires claw-holds); Combat Reflexes; Discriminatory Smell; Flexibility; Night Vision 6; Parabolic Hearing 2; Perfect Balance; Perk (fur); Sharp Claws; Sharp Teeth; Temperature Tolerance 1 (cold); Terrain Adaptation (uneven); Ultrahearing; Vibration Sense (air; based on hearing); Vibrissae

Disadvantages: Bad Sight 4 (Motion Sensitive); Callous; Careful; Quirk (Red-Green Colorblindness); Compulsive Pouncing (12-); Domestic Animal; Laziness; Nosy; Quadruped; Reduced Endurance 1; Restricted Diet (carnivore); Short Lifespan 2

Features: Born Biter 2; Tail; Purr

Skills: Climbing - 15; Intimidation - 10; Jumping - 11; Stealth - 11

Speed: slow
Agility: N/A
Dexterity: 2
Strength: 2
Charisma: 16
Intelligence: 4

Cantrips:
Generate cat hair

CN Tiny animal
rogue 2/aristocrat 5

Eyes -1
Fluff +1
Tail +0
Spite +3

Burden.

I am apparently not an animal person. Fucker followed me home.

>Didn't come back one day
Well shit.

STR 6 (It's a cat)
DEX 8 (Oh god she's so fat and gluttonous, she eats my other cat's food and barely passes through fences)
CON 10 (She takes my grandfather kicks all the time when he's at home and still likes him)
INT 1 (Look above at CON. Plus walks after you like a dog, and chases a ball after you throw it, but stays next to it and panically screams. When she walks after you, she stops at a point and waits for you to pick her up)
WIS 1 (No survival instinct, besides eating)
CHA 9001 (So cute the cat feeder in my block suggests us to have a chip on her, to track people who might want to take that lovely yet stupid furball. Attention whore in a cat.)