So, I want to know if I'm that guy. I murdered an ally two hours into my first campaign.
I was playing a knucklehead half-orc fighter, with a good amount of strength and aligned as chaotic neutral.
Problem starts two minutes into the game. Some wizard or whatever, hooded with spikes poking through said hood, and a furry tail starts throwing rocks at me. (We're in a dungeon, btw.)
Just met the guy, too. So naturally, I charge and punch him. Not too much damage, but he backs off.
Then, one of our clerics call for help. Skeletons in the next room. We both charge in, and I get to melee combat.
Wizard drops some bullshit rune stone that explodes and kills the skeletons, and instantly drops me below zero hp.
Being a half orc, I recover back to 1hp. (Racial ability.)
At this point, the dude's mocking me irl, telling me I'm an idiot and such. I'm -assuming- he's talking about my character, so I jot that down.
Later, we're in a narrow passage, he's in the very back and I'm just in front of him.
Skeletons descend on the group from behind, so the wizard turns to throw runestones at the skeles.
At which point I plant my sword in his back, force him down, and yank it out.
He starts whining about how he doesn't want his character to die, spent a lot of time making him, yadda yadda yadda.
I procede to eat him. Am I "That guy?"