I have a magic 8 ball. Ask me anything money or investment related and I’ll give you the results

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Is this a test question?

Hello. I am 35. Will my dick still grow a bit?

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Congrats you’re a late bloomer

Your fucking 8 ball is broken buddy
>IOTA and LINK moon
>BTC can't make $100k
Ask it if it's a filthy altcoiner

I just got it in the mail so it needs to be worn in a little

i just realised i started ready the results in a deep, wise, yet somewhat robotic voice.

am I going crazy?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Pls Answer Me

NOOOOOOOOOOO
THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN
WE'LL NEVER HIT 100K

ive been getting raped by BTC but I keep thinking the second i pull my money out of alts they will all moon. Should I fuck my girlfriend's sister?

Use this question to test it's accuracy, faggot

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will it die in 4 hours?

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Will coss make me rich?

why the fuck did you skip me you nigger

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Will LTC Hit 150$ by EOY?

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Will I commit genocide?

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posting white girls in the OP gives more ROI than posting asian girls right?

Will ark hit 25 USD

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REQ the best HODL?

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Is Dragonchain actually worth buying

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Will I finally get my mental ducks in a row and get projects done in a timely manner in the near future?

Best of luck to you

Thank you user! :]

Which is a good email?