Help me, Veeky Forums

Help me, Veeky Forums.

Some qt has dared me into playing a game of chess with her.

If I win, I get to fuck her; If I don't, I won't see her again

I haven't played fucking chess in at least 20 years

wat do? Tell me some rare opening strategy or something, my only real chance is surprising her

please

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Cheat
TADA!
now fuck off

wut, why?

If she challenged you to a chess game with those conditions, then she's confident in her ability to win, and you should leave her alone, because she's trying to tell you something.

It's the first time I come here, I don't get why you say that

fork her

>Win
>Fuck her
>She claims you raped her twice

You really should record it and have a contract like porn does before following through

Conversely, she could be waiting to throw the game as part of some weird fetish.

That seems rather unlikely, but then so is OP's entire narrative.

>jumping at shadows

Sounds to me like she kind of wants to fuck him, but has erected this barrier as a personal rule, like "you must be this clever to get in my pants" and now she's following through on it.