SS13: d20

Alma is a mad cunt

>Inspecting yourself now shows dislocations.
>Can now see all limb wounds on people when scanning them with the health analyzer instead of only those on the targeted limb.
>Bruisepacks / bandages will now be partially used when treating wounds.
>Can now use multiple bandages / bruisepacks in place of cauterizing lacerations.
>Added IV stand recipe to metal sheets.
>Increased the default O2 amount in emergency tanks to 10 atm (up from 3).
>Examining a breathmask that has a rebreather installed will now imply that.
>Attacking a breathmask with a wrench will drop a rebreather if it had one.
>Slimes are now alive again.
>Added a new reaction flag: INJECT.
>Blood reagent will now increase a carbon's blood on INJECT.
>Blood reagent checks bloodtypes, deal toxic damages when blood types are incompatible.
>Added salt to various vending machine snacks.
>Added salt to carpmeat.
>Taking blood with a syringe will now reduce the blood on carbons.
>Kidneys now use nutriment & hydration to make blood.
>Kidneys now make blood much slower.
>Fixed limb wounds not reducing their internal bleeding every tick when they've been treated.
>Fixed fractures almost always being hairline.
>Added IV stand, can hold a reagent container.
>IV stand's high mode is used to transfer reagents from its container to the attached mob.
>IV stand's low mode is used to transfer blood from the attached mob to its container.
>Made the effect of heart strength / blood level on movement a bit stronger.
>Gave IV stand proper examine message.
>IV stand no longer works without gravity like the name implies.
>Added two IV stands to medical storage.
>Added a stack of 10 rods to the entrance of medical.
>Nerfed the effectiveness of hemoglobine stimulant by a massive amount.

Stuff I'm pushing to go live tomorrow.

14 online, including emiko

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>Can now see all limb wounds on people when scanning them with the health analyzer instead of only those on the targeted limb.

So that's why I keep missing cuts on people.

Yeah it was kinda stupid that you had to target each individual limb then scan them, because you never knew where someone was hurt. Which leads to panic when you're trying to bandage someone who's rapidly bleeding to death.

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This bump is brought to you by the "call the fucking shuttle if you're going braindead as the only person aboard" foundation, seriously, just do it nerd.

>clown
>am nuts
>hate being clown
>want to die
>try to die with dignity because i have never had any
>attempts at sabotage fail
>try to get security to kill me
>charge captain with knife
>knocked down
>put in straightjacket
>captain removes my limbs and tounge
>string me up on meatrack in corridor
>eventually drag me to rec room
>puts me in horse mask and sexy clown suit
>captain and second in command taunt me and hit me with horn
>set up radio so whole station can hear "NEEEIGH"
>stay quiet after a while
>they get bored
>after they leave, someone comes by and trys to rescue me by killing me.
he ends up dying.
>later, someone comes and chips all the metal foam out of the room
>pulls horse mask off me
>still insane, but thank them
>manage to convince him to make me cyborg
>if i can talk to the nice doctor who kept fixing me after all my sabotage attempts failed , she can fix me and make me sane
>turns out she was shot out the airlock
>become robot
>wander around cleaning all the blood
>shuttle comes

that was a great game. being tortured was far funnier than it had any right to be.

holy fuck that entire situation sounds horrifying.

>spend fifteen minutes thinking people didn't want the shuttle called so I stood guard
>think the four people gathering around the entrance to my choke point are considering trying to rush up the middle

Patched up and restarted the serb.

A dead station? come on I know you guys are out there, come join me.

I'll be up for a game in about 2 hours, if there's people on to play with.

Adolf seems like a nice guy

He got on a minute after his 1 day ban for murderboning as nonantag expired. I guess he really likes it here.

>play engi
>set everything up
>wear a costume
>set up medical
>get bored
>turn people's APCs off
>ask them for money for the "power bill"
>newfriends cough it up
>cargonian
>doesn't want to pay
>he wants documentation
>take his power cell
>still wants documentation
>decide to make a form and have the people who paid sign it
>walk into chapel
>ask chaplain to sign it
>he takes a while
>cargonian comes in
>starts shooting non-lethal ammo
>runs out of ammo
>runs out to reload
>tell the chaplain "hurry sign it"
>cargonian comes back blazing
>hit him with stools
>gets enough shots in, fall to the ground from staminaloss
>keep throwing chairs at him
>he reloads
>lethal ammo
>take two shots
>disarm him, get a stun
>about to grab his gun, switch to harm intent
>go into crit
>gunshots intensify

nothing like surviving three separate combats to get the blood pumping

>him
anyway i think that'll be the last time you try to extort cargo
seriously though, the fuck did you expect, removing the powercell?
could've just walked off, got some forms set up, and i'd pay

>later actually manages to catch me after getting like 2 other people to help out
>still manage to put holes them before i get stunned
>cuff me
>try to dislocate my leg
>leave me alone with a medkit
>snip my cuffs and scan myself
>get a bruise pack
>he comes back
>aiden goo has grabbed candice miller!
>notice he isn't wearing glasses, fill his eyes with 200% more screwdriver
>one of the other two's bleeding out five meters away
>the other just went AWOL
>they bled out and got absorbed by the ling at some point, apparently
>i'm completely free

cargo will always survive
would be even better if you had time or patience to set up solars and start undercutting engineering's power fees

Well that last round certainly was interesting.

you wanna fill me in with some ebin greentext?

I only caught the later half but
>watching as the RD named "Moom Mam" goes around playing the violin
>Aiden is a bit bored so he slips the RD and steals his violin and destroys it
>RD chases Aiden around push turns to shove then shove turns to punch and punch turns to eyestab
>Both parties fight outside medbay before Aiden shakes him off and the RD waits for medical attention
>shitty doctor walks outside and beats him into crit before jacketing him
>RD spends a little bit of time creating a new character
>respawns as sec
>has medbay armband
>reports to sec to grab his gear than almost immediately runs to medbay and asks "hey dood why is there blood all around."
>doctor says the RD got killed and refused to clone
>security is told Aiden was fighting the doctor and seeks him out
>Doctor, Aiden and Pilcrow are in tool storage grabbing stuff from the auto lathe
>security walks up and starts questioning them
>Pilcrow tells sec how the doctor straight beat the RD to death
>Sec man sends beepsky after the doctor
>chase occurs
>Aiden slips security at some point and the doctor disarms sec to get him off his ass
>Security pulls his sec pistol and takes shots at doctor
>by this point Anthony respawns as captain to execute the security guard for metagaming.
>short scuffle as the captain and Aiden wrestle for the security guard
>Aiden retrieves the guard and puts him in sec while the doctor is heckling and jeering
>Doctor really wants sec dead 4 no raisin
cont.

>Aiden puts the security guys stuff in a locker and leaves it open for him
>once Aiden leaves the doctor shuts the locker and locks it
>security guy is annoyed and breaks into the armory to "shoot his way out"
>he grab the tele armor, shotgun, 1911 and combat gloves plus a griff gun and sec pistol
>AI who barely did anything all around starts alerting people to his prescence
>ends up exhausting half the armory shooting his way out the front doors of sec
>once free the people around are naturally wary around him
>Sec begins firing doctor starts shooting, someone shoots first and things escalate
>Aiden walks up with a bucket and a toolbox
>Sec pulls shotgun and blasts him four times with birdshot
>Aiden takes no damage because lol birdshot and retreats
>short firefight ensues until sec man gets hit by an E-gun stun
>captured and put back into the brig
>Aiden scolding the guy while the doctor is baying for his blood
>Most of the station got hit by the security guy's stray rounds and have lost quite a bit of blood
>at this point I think the sec guard gets killed, because he is killed very shortly after being captured
>spend a bit of time telling him he's a faggot for metagaming after he accuses everyone else of metagaming
>eventually he leaves
>Pilcrow, now with barely any blood gets into medbay to try and heal up
>Doctor shoots him with a laser because ??? citing "You broke into muh medbay OMG trespasser!"
>Pilcrow rushes with stunprod
>too slow because blood loss and injuries
>stunned
>Aiden attempts to help
>stunned as he doesn't have all access and gets funneled in through the medbay doors
>Doctor had only one pair of cuffs which he used on Pilcrow
>awkwardly shuffles around looking for a straight jacket
>finds one eventually and drops pilcrow on the medbay beds
>Pilcrow snips his cuffs and stunprods the doctor from behind
>Aiden gets up and executes the doctor who goes braindead nearly immediately after
>shuttle is called
>AI is grabbed
Cont.

>Clown has AI
>doesn't check the AIs laws
>this goes as well as expected
>once the shuttle arrives the doors are immediately bolted shut, thankfully people came prepared and hack through
>Clown stuns and cuffs a newbie doctor, Aiden and Pilcrow under orders from the AI because the clown trusts the AI
>Shuttle ride is uneventful
>Shuttle lands
>only traitor was the AI
>mfw

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>see doctor kicking the RD in the face after all that fighting with aiden
>give the body a couple of kicks, myself
>pretty satisfying
>tell the new security guard we all had a hand in his death, and how cool the doc looked inverting the dude's face
>see no issue
also
>mfw that guy shot his way through the windows and grilles
>didn't think to use his combat gloves to just smash them with a rod, since combat gloves are insulated

>later, while he's fuckin about shooting at people
>take a stray bullet or two
>patch it up with bandaids, remove boolet, still bleeding
>go over to medbay, bleeding for fucking ages because how the fuck do you fix this shit
>sit in medbay for like half an hour until aiden comes along and hits my broken bone with a rod, making it suddenly all better
>cool
>time to oh wait, here's the doctor
>i was just waiting for-
>shot in the face with a single laser beam
>'why are you trespassing'
>because i'm dying, chucklenuts
>feel absolutely no remorse about watching his brains scatter across the floor two minutes later
half surprised i got out of that round alive, between that AI's objective and the incompetent med staff.

if the clown had just asked i'd have walked into the shuttle cell myself, i dont see why he needed to stun me
i was still at like 300 blood

>it doesn't loop perfectly
>it's not a webm
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh no its dead

>play SS13 once
>scan over rules, figure I have the hang of it
>be maintenance man or some shit as a role
>grab a shirt, can't figure out how to put it down
>accidentally wander out of airlock
>die in the vacuum of space

Sounds about right, although it's really hard to do so accidentally (unless other servers only have single door airlocks in which case they're fucking stupid) try playing on D20 when there's people, if you ask for help most anyone, myself included, will be willing to help you.

pretty much how it goes

>ifunny.co
i thought you were better than this

got it off of Veeky Forums buddy ill crop the watermark out just for you
i'll even take out the white space and save it as a .png

>i'll even take out the white space
properly appease my autism, faggot.

bumping with old screenshots.

Who can identify these spacemen?

I don't know who any of those people are other than you lee

Is that father relaxe at the bottom? :^)

Judging by the date in the filename I'm going to guess that at Slare is in there somewhere, probably the chaplain or the engineer to the right.
Lee is the sec officer
I want to say Irvan is the engineer on the left but I'm not sure
Not sure about the bartender nor the guy in the green jumpsuit
The others are just generic coloured hair waifu #34 and #41

>lee
>using punctuation

the fat engineer is Urist.

>emiko left to work on some baycode trash server
Oh no what will we ever do without his buggy untested code?
How will the server survive without such marvels of spaghetti like ninjat turtle and unnecessary sprite changes?
I should have known he was a cuck when he was testing baystation sprites that one time
REEEEE COME BACK

>emiko left to work on some baycode trash server
Proof?

Literally who cares? Emiko left the server because it was dead, he moved on to another server because someone he knew asked him and since D20 was dead as fuck there was no point in sticking around. If anything that's good because he'll continue getting experience on another server and who knows, maybe he'll come back when the server's no longer dead 22 hours a day with more experience.

he did a few things to help a friend that happens to code for a bay server

here's an idea for newfriends and to people new to some of adien's stuff

for each PDA cartridge there will be a small guidebook file included that outlines how to do your job without screwing up too badly. Mostly for medical doctors in mind it will teach you critical job tasks like how to stop bleeding, treat a fracture, and apply medicines or bruise packs/ointments.
>assistant
probably would outline basic space station gameplay and inventory management and how to convince someone to let you be an assistant to a job
>engineer
outlines how to manage the TEG, SMES units, possibly solars, and how to repair commonly damaged station infrastructure.
>Science
since "scientist" covers a lot of bases this might only cover R&D since xenobio is much more a hands on experience and toxins is much more an atmos tech's job.
>Chef/Bartender
probably a digital copy of chef/bartender recipes
>Cargo Tech
how the points system works, how cash plays into the economy, and how to make money
>security
where to get some finer security gear (stunshot shells in the sectech with a coin) and possibly how to investigate with the scanner
>captain/command staff
I wouldn't really know what to put in here. Maybe just make it characteristically unhelpful like some guide to management written by some corprate nerd who has never been on a space station.

gorgon that mount and blade infographic you posted made me kek

Can't we link to the wiki like the books do? That way we only have to update 1 place when we change shit.

Hi, I was wondering if any of you were decent at spriting.

>probably would outline basic space station gameplay and inventory management
Add this to Cargo Tech too. It's the best role for completely new players to start with.

bump

bump

>airlocks inbetween the tables
I imagine this must be before you could build windoors.

I don't like wiki links personally. The wiki is pretty barren anyways and it would hopefully be rare that we updated a job to an extent that we needed to update a basic gameplay document. Plus Even though it's a retarded reason keeping it on the PDA in a nice format wouldn't break muh immurshions.

>go on TGstation
>call someone a NIGGER
>banned
wew

this doesn't ruin immurshions, does it?

Not as bad as yog station
>observing round
>traitor makes his way to security
>was scientist so he's got some bombs
>tosses 3-4 bombs in sec
>runs off
>bombs explode maybe 3-4 dev, bombcap either way
>these are big to these people
>mfw
>Traitor gets killed
>Ask admin who's observing if the guy was traitor
>admin confirms this
>Admin scolds him in dead chat "you can't just randomly bomb places as a traitor!"
>Tratior gets banned
>Admins begin patching up the hole
>mfw

whatever works I guess
doesn't look horrible (probably because its one of the better made pages)

bump

Want me to get started on getting these into pda cartridges?

bumperino

>cyborgs can't heal mangle damage
why is this happening

Get a replacement and take solace in the fact that your organs can't take damage

borgs getting power cells damaged from big attacks would be neat because then you could stick nuclear power cells in them, beat them up, then send them out to get help before they go nuclear.

>be me greyshit
>traitor scientist gets slapped so hard he has to print off a new face in the autolathe
>suddenly in chat ultragiganigga says:"What modual should i pick"
>oh fuck
>retarded looking botany borg shuffles out of science sparking and leaking oil and hatred for all living things everywhere
>looks at me and starts to wheel itself over
>ultragiganigga pings
>ultragigganigga says:"nerf this"
>Explodes with the force of a thousand combined bomb bunnies
DEAD ultragigganigga says:"hahah rekt scrub :^)))"

i can feel it now

i came

Let me rephrase.

>cyborg limbs on people can't heal mangle damage
why

yeah it bothered me a bit that there is no difference between a prosthesis and a augmented arm.

>donate blood
>gotta keep fed and hydrated to restore blood level
solution: drink heavily in the bar

Ya'll niggas need to learn how to keep a thread alive.