40k singing thread

So they're finally here, performing for you

If you know the words, you can join in too

Put your hands together, if you want to clap

As we take you through this monkeigh rap

Huh!!

BT! Biel-Tan!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Reaper Launcher can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the Aspect crew
Huh!

This Elf's got style, so listen up dudes
She can slice and dice, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
It's the Howling Banshee, listen to her song!
Huh!

He has no style, he has no grace
This Aspect has a funny face
He can shoot face laser when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Use a power fist, and chainsword too
A Striking Scorpion just digs this tune
Huh

It's Swooping Hawk and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his laser gun, he's one tough son
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Slaanesh beware 'cause he's after you
Huh

Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the Aspect crew
This gun's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Land Raider cry out for mummy
Can crack a Titan with relative ease
Makes crushing Roks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But the Fire Dragon's one hell of a guy
Huh!

Eldar a shit.

/thread

>fowl posting intensifies

>Dark Reapers
>The First Aspect Warrior Path

Shit Mon'keigh what are you doing?

We singing now? OK.

Oh, the Sisters of Battle, they are not departed, oh Throne
They came to our aid, when our squad was left all alone
And they fought with great zeal until the battle was won
I hope you run into them, you filthy heretic scum

Yes you, who lusts for dark powers you cannot control
The mark of your heresy are laid bare upon your soul
Well soon you will be hanged, punished, and skinned
Truly, the only fate worthy for those who have sinned

With our injuries great, we asked of mercy from them
But plead as we might, our lives they would not end
"You've a duty," they said. "Your service must yet go on"
They healed our bodies with kindness, and out souls they healed with song.

When I woke, they had left, but I know they's be hunting you soon
Like angels they'll fall, singing the song of your doom
And no mary-sue Grey Knight will be there to ruin the sight
'Cause soon you will be dead, and this will all be made right
Yes, cause soon you will be dead, and this will all be made right

Taldeer a cute
A CUTE, I SAY

You and I take a little rest stop
Take a moment to check what ammo we've got
Plan to make our move at the brake of dawn
Knowing one by one our squad will be gone
Back at bace eager machine spirits
Give an automated "let's do our bit."
In an otherwise hostile sky
99 red Servo Skulls fly by.

99 red Servo Skulls floating through contested sky
It's panic klaxons, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machines, they bring to life
Humble las-gun or bale eye
They set their sights upon the sky
As 99 red Servo Skulls go by

99 decision street, 99 Adeptus meet
To worry worry super scurry
Redeploy troops in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
A few more lives to win this war
The Lord General's on the line
As 99 red Servo Skulls go by

99 skulls in the air
With super high tech anti grav
Every ones a Mechanicus hero
Like Paladius, Varnak or Land
With orders to identify, clarify and classify
From their vantage point in the sky
99 red Servo Skulls go by

99 red Servo Skulls go byyyy!

99 beams from above
Guided by a Servo Skull
It's all over and it's not pretty
High command orbital bombed the city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove my squad was here
I look into this strange rune
I feel my hate and let it flow

>alternate universe where the primarchs are all school idols

>Kotori doesn't know anything about the setting but picks Raven Guard because the birds are cute