/bbg/ - Blood Bowl General

Memes are poison.
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The latest rules, the CRP (aka LRB6):
marmeladov.com/BB/LRB6.pdf

Stunty Leeg handbook:
fumbbl.com/files/Stunty_Leeg_Handbook_v1_0_1.pdf

Veeky Forums FUMBBL group:
fumbbl.com/p/group&group=9828&op=view

Veeky Forums Stunty Leeg group:
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Veeky Forums Secret League group:
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IRC Server: irc.fumbbl.com
Port: 6667
Channel: #tg

Steam Community for Blood Bowl 2:
steamcommunity.com/groups/tgbloodbowl2

Cknoor's tutorials:
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Normies and meme'rs, come lend your eyes and ears
I've got the need to testify
Don't try to get your kick, from the Veeky Forums fumbbl leeg
'cuz there's a million ways to die

Surfed from the pitch or bullied like a bitch
Too many ways to quantify
They'll call you a cuck, kill your star with a rock
'cuz there's a million ways to die

In the vets, its lizzies with 1900 teevees
If you play them, you cry
A million ways to die
You can play like a saint but there just really aint
no avoiding a million ways to die

One or Two die POWs, or just failed GFI's
or God forbid you get snake eyes
They'll dodge thru your screen, foul you at turn sixteen
'cuz there's a million ways to die

Out on the IRC, rigging as far as eye can see,
You can hear autists screaming REEEEEE
You will get brain aneurysm, from BBCode Autism
'cuz there's a million ways to die
youtube.com/watch?v=EMgGcafQoqM

pssh... nuthin peronsnel skaven...

3rd for worst coach this season

He didn't wanna go fast

This is still missing the last verse of the original song.

server time 1700
Quickslithers vs Lizards Gone Bad

There is drop off and avert, causing mad butthurt
'cuz Skud too pussy to try...
A million ways to die
It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
Of escaping a million ways to die
A million ways to die

Rolled 5 (1d6)

gfi

>people being this salty when you drop a game with 500+ TV disadvantage
>people think the meme inducement money will fix all odds
>there are people who think Morg'N'Torg would've increased my chances a lot

Oh /bbg/ never change and disappoint me

WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO LOSE IN A FOR FUN LEAGUE WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA

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WAAAA WAAAAA I WANT EVERYONE TO BE SUPER SERIOUS IN A FOR FUN LEAGUE WAAA WAAA

Friendly reminder that if you're a faggot or/and a pussy, Reddit league is your place.

Well, Mauled, Rofl, Tendril, and others all do play in reddit league.

Tendril doesn't play there anymore.

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>all of the lizardmen teams this season got to playoffs
Explain this lizard apologists

You need to git gud.

Kill more skinks. Base contact less saurus. Screen better.

I don't give a fuck
Tell that to all the scrubs that fed them wins

Run a clinic on how to deal with lizards.

Or beat them yourself.

because Lizards are OP; don't you know that?

how we fix lizards? I say remove G access on saurus

How about just don't try to outbash a team that has 7 st4+ players.

Instead, kill skinks and screen.

but I play bash for the reason to bash things to death, orcs should be able to deal with stupid dinosaurs desu

>just kill skinks

this is the shittiest fucking advice

>he can't kill skinks
I bet you don't even blitz, pussy.

you got the game you knew you were going to get. If you didn't want to play tendril you should have thrown your game vs. cmonkey

Who is good at photoshop?

What a noble bastard. Putting graffiti on animals to warn everyone is hilarious and a waste of time.

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Lizards.

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brilliant, keep the memes alive famalams :^)

>avatarfagging

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>jump up

Good use of star players and extra apo.

I'm at work.

Who managed to kill Skinks? Was it the team with 5 mighty blow players?

In a shocking turn of events. Yes. Quickslithers is up 2-0 at turn 7 of the second half.

Lizards won, lizards confirmed OP.

No CAS besides some BH, QS managed to perform really good and get that deserved 2-0 victory.

Helmut was on field for 1 turn, got paid
Hemlock did nothing, got paid
APOs did nothing, got paid

Lizards Gone Bad did nothing, got paid

The Players Union Lobby is pretty hardcore, user. Nothing anyone can do.

>Inducements will fix the 390 TV difference for sure!

Next game in 30 minutes!

Frug's Jumpers
vs
Foot Blooters

The time has come!

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A Ram Too Far vs Hall of Femur in SL

Aaand Foot Blooters win 3-2.

Highlights include the Frogs getting robbed of the ball at the start of literally every drive, useless Apo rerolling Frogyo's Death into -AV, and a miracle turn 8 Frog touchdown that decided nothing because it was 3-1 at that point.

Ends 1:1 with only 1 death, a few regen rolls, both players disconnecting and disappointing lack of khemri pass plays.

>disappointing lack of Khemri pass plays

Well with a 6+/6+ for the pass alone your name should probably be Tendril if you want to do pass plays with Zandri.

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)

Vanity pass: 3+ to make pass, another 3+ to catch.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

Don't forget the reroll you saved till the end of the half.

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Nurgle v Lizard rematch in play-offs!

are undead basically the best team in the game at all TVs?

They are good early on, but lack claw for high TV murder. Also ghouls suck.

Undead doesn't get to high tv well. They skill slow, are really cheap, and don't have very good positionals outside the Mummies

what do you think is best then? and what about necro?

There is no best at all TV team. Nurgle and Chaos are amazing at super high TV, but suck early on. Norse and Amazon are great early, but fall apart at high TV.

Lizards, wood elves, or dark elves

Necro is pretty good at most TVs, but they are kinda shitty at tv 1000 because can't afford everything and no skills, nurgle and chaos will fuck them up at tv 2000+

Also Chaos Dwarves are pretty scary with just 1 or 2 levels.

Lizardmen. Lizardmen suffer in comparison to CPOMB teams at 2000+ TV, but are still good. Below 2000 TV they rule the pitch.

Can Yog go all the way to finals?

Yog is winning this season, screencap this

>Foot Blooters have 2 losses in the regular season: against Frug's Jumpers and then against Quickslithers.
>Their first two opponents in the playoffs are Frug's Jumpers and then Quickslithers

But the question is, what happens in the finals?

ded

He's the hero we need.

Why does my team have span styling around the name?

Doesn't for me.

It's the details view where the styling's broke.

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)

Time to roll for my level up

Seems you get dodge.

Dirty Player it is.

Good choice Crab, too bad you got injured by Mauled with a "miss next seasons"

You mean "Dead"

Good riddance.

I'm still only 2 teams and have other names to go by fellas.

I know Cancer, I'm just joking with you.

I am also on Funny Team Name and Tryhard Nerds.

Quick how many knights should I take for maximum peasant fouls in bb2, no blockers allowed.

Take all your knights or run 11 peasants. There's no in between.

Would you guys be happy if GW rebalanced skills in NewBowl? Either by decreasing the universal usefulness of Block/Dodge or by increasing usefulness of secondary/territary skills?

I feel I wouldn't mind if there was more ways to develop the team than block/dodge on most pieces first.

i'd be fine with it as long as you could still play the game as it currently is incase they fuck it up

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Can't wait for the full 50km Death March.

Shit, meant to post this.

There was a gay british ex circus performer who lead for like 75% of the race. He came in 6th at the end

>as long as you can still play current rules
How could they stop you? It's a board game, man. Play however you want to play it.

Gw could crackdown on the NAF and most guys there are willing to bow down to the GW overlords.

Season 4: The Never Ending Season

S4 is the season of faggots and pussies

Play your fucking SL matches you dicks

blood bowl was a mistake

You're a mistake.

We're still round 1, right? I discharged my responsibility in that regard on Wednesday.

Post your favorite team and your least favorite team.

Favorite:

Skaven, even though I'm shit at them.

Least Favorite:

Dwarfs, or maybe Khemri.

Shit taste

What do Underworld do if their troll is MNG?

Hunt for a game vs some stunties.

Same thing Undead do when they have a MNG mummy

Least favorite
>lizards