Normies and meme'rs, come lend your eyes and ears I've got the need to testify Don't try to get your kick, from the Veeky Forums fumbbl leeg 'cuz there's a million ways to die
Surfed from the pitch or bullied like a bitch Too many ways to quantify They'll call you a cuck, kill your star with a rock 'cuz there's a million ways to die
In the vets, its lizzies with 1900 teevees If you play them, you cry A million ways to die You can play like a saint but there just really aint no avoiding a million ways to die
One or Two die POWs, or just failed GFI's or God forbid you get snake eyes They'll dodge thru your screen, foul you at turn sixteen 'cuz there's a million ways to die
Out on the IRC, rigging as far as eye can see, You can hear autists screaming REEEEEE You will get brain aneurysm, from BBCode Autism 'cuz there's a million ways to die youtube.com/watch?v=EMgGcafQoqM
Jaxson Wilson
pssh... nuthin peronsnel skaven...
William Wood
3rd for worst coach this season
Joseph Nelson
He didn't wanna go fast
Jonathan Kelly
This is still missing the last verse of the original song.
Wyatt Lewis
server time 1700 Quickslithers vs Lizards Gone Bad
Angel Cook
There is drop off and avert, causing mad butthurt 'cuz Skud too pussy to try... A million ways to die It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance Of escaping a million ways to die A million ways to die
Julian Bennett
Rolled 5 (1d6)
gfi
Christopher Long
>people being this salty when you drop a game with 500+ TV disadvantage >people think the meme inducement money will fix all odds >there are people who think Morg'N'Torg would've increased my chances a lot
Oh /bbg/ never change and disappoint me
Connor Jenkins
WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO LOSE IN A FOR FUN LEAGUE WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA
Noah Barnes
...
Josiah Ramirez
WAAAA WAAAAA I WANT EVERYONE TO BE SUPER SERIOUS IN A FOR FUN LEAGUE WAAA WAAA
Isaiah Rivera
Friendly reminder that if you're a faggot or/and a pussy, Reddit league is your place.
Oliver Perez
Well, Mauled, Rofl, Tendril, and others all do play in reddit league.
Jonathan Anderson
Tendril doesn't play there anymore.
Brandon Parker
...
Zachary Price
>all of the lizardmen teams this season got to playoffs Explain this lizard apologists
William Martin
You need to git gud.
Wyatt Morales
Kill more skinks. Base contact less saurus. Screen better.
Jaxon Hall
I don't give a fuck Tell that to all the scrubs that fed them wins
Easton Edwards
Run a clinic on how to deal with lizards.
Or beat them yourself.
Thomas Green
because Lizards are OP; don't you know that?
how we fix lizards? I say remove G access on saurus
Easton Price
How about just don't try to outbash a team that has 7 st4+ players.
Instead, kill skinks and screen.
Justin Bennett
but I play bash for the reason to bash things to death, orcs should be able to deal with stupid dinosaurs desu
Carson Sullivan
>just kill skinks
this is the shittiest fucking advice
Hudson Reyes
>he can't kill skinks I bet you don't even blitz, pussy.
Jaxon Sanders
you got the game you knew you were going to get. If you didn't want to play tendril you should have thrown your game vs. cmonkey
Cooper Watson
Who is good at photoshop?
Evan Roberts
What a noble bastard. Putting graffiti on animals to warn everyone is hilarious and a waste of time.
Highlights include the Frogs getting robbed of the ball at the start of literally every drive, useless Apo rerolling Frogyo's Death into -AV, and a miracle turn 8 Frog touchdown that decided nothing because it was 3-1 at that point.
Ayden Hill
Ends 1:1 with only 1 death, a few regen rolls, both players disconnecting and disappointing lack of khemri pass plays.
Tyler Nelson
>disappointing lack of Khemri pass plays
Well with a 6+/6+ for the pass alone your name should probably be Tendril if you want to do pass plays with Zandri.
Nathan Morales
Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)
Vanity pass: 3+ to make pass, another 3+ to catch.
Mason Rivera
Rolled 1 (1d6)
Don't forget the reroll you saved till the end of the half.
are undead basically the best team in the game at all TVs?
Elijah Ramirez
They are good early on, but lack claw for high TV murder. Also ghouls suck.
Nicholas Jones
Undead doesn't get to high tv well. They skill slow, are really cheap, and don't have very good positionals outside the Mummies
Nathan Gomez
what do you think is best then? and what about necro?
Ryder Roberts
There is no best at all TV team. Nurgle and Chaos are amazing at super high TV, but suck early on. Norse and Amazon are great early, but fall apart at high TV.
Joseph Wood
Lizards, wood elves, or dark elves
Necro is pretty good at most TVs, but they are kinda shitty at tv 1000 because can't afford everything and no skills, nurgle and chaos will fuck them up at tv 2000+
Jace King
Also Chaos Dwarves are pretty scary with just 1 or 2 levels.
Owen Cruz
Lizardmen. Lizardmen suffer in comparison to CPOMB teams at 2000+ TV, but are still good. Below 2000 TV they rule the pitch.
Isaiah Kelly
Can Yog go all the way to finals?
Gabriel Adams
Yog is winning this season, screencap this
Jacob Rogers
>Foot Blooters have 2 losses in the regular season: against Frug's Jumpers and then against Quickslithers. >Their first two opponents in the playoffs are Frug's Jumpers and then Quickslithers
But the question is, what happens in the finals?
Daniel Roberts
ded
Ryder Allen
He's the hero we need.
Eli Garcia
Why does my team have span styling around the name?
Sebastian Ross
Doesn't for me.
Nathaniel Hill
It's the details view where the styling's broke.
Xavier Gomez
Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)
Time to roll for my level up
Gavin Cruz
Seems you get dodge.
Charles Brooks
Dirty Player it is.
Alexander Gomez
Good choice Crab, too bad you got injured by Mauled with a "miss next seasons"
Ryder Williams
You mean "Dead"
Bentley Edwards
Good riddance.
Juan Allen
I'm still only 2 teams and have other names to go by fellas.
Evan Ross
I know Cancer, I'm just joking with you.
Ryder Ross
I am also on Funny Team Name and Tryhard Nerds.
Zachary Sanders
Quick how many knights should I take for maximum peasant fouls in bb2, no blockers allowed.
Landon Parker
Take all your knights or run 11 peasants. There's no in between.
Leo Brooks
Would you guys be happy if GW rebalanced skills in NewBowl? Either by decreasing the universal usefulness of Block/Dodge or by increasing usefulness of secondary/territary skills?
I feel I wouldn't mind if there was more ways to develop the team than block/dodge on most pieces first.
Ryan Robinson
i'd be fine with it as long as you could still play the game as it currently is incase they fuck it up
Jaxson Phillips
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Hudson Smith
Can't wait for the full 50km Death March.
Carter Wright
Shit, meant to post this.
Jackson Powell
There was a gay british ex circus performer who lead for like 75% of the race. He came in 6th at the end
Alexander James
>as long as you can still play current rules How could they stop you? It's a board game, man. Play however you want to play it.
Hudson Rivera
Gw could crackdown on the NAF and most guys there are willing to bow down to the GW overlords.
Jace Scott
Season 4: The Never Ending Season
Leo Flores
S4 is the season of faggots and pussies
Oliver Smith
Play your fucking SL matches you dicks
Ethan Perry
blood bowl was a mistake
Justin Davis
You're a mistake.
Michael Parker
We're still round 1, right? I discharged my responsibility in that regard on Wednesday.
Xavier Collins
Post your favorite team and your least favorite team.