Was fucking my ex girlfriend when I decided to switch over to the ass and my dick kept hitting something hard...

was fucking my ex girlfriend when I decided to switch over to the ass and my dick kept hitting something hard. I thought it was shit so I made her go to the bathroom so we could resume, she came back to the room a few minutes later holding this wet piece of paper and it was my old bitcoin wallet I had crammed up there back in 2009 holding 200000 bitcoin! I'm feeling pretty generous so the first 30 addresses get 10 bitcoin each.

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sounds legit

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That's funny OP because I was fucking your mum and 9 months and 18 years later no bitcoins came from it

Wow congrats
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Surely op will deliver

Lel. This one made me lose it. The thought of anyone on Veeky Forums having a gf or even a gf(male) is hilarious

im counting on you OP

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not interested in your coins because I have enough myself. But could I borrow your ex to store my paper wallet for some time before I will distribute my bitcoins here?

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PLS

woah nice score bro

You win this meme. The runner up is the OP who posted the Soros pic.
Thanks for the keks

Kek. Pretty hilarious.

Nice
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Holy shit

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Nice, very nice

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Thanks for the meme rewards guys.
I'll send them out after she's done with the strap on. Maybe she'll find her bitcoin wallet?

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best anal story

>tfw you tried a thread like this earlier but you will never meme as good as this thread
where is my place in this world op?