Let's make a setting teeg

Let's build a setting Veeky Forums cause I need one in two days or I'm fucked.

Let's start with easy mode rules. Explain a picture in relation to the setting.

Hard mode, add too someone else's picture.

Supergod mode: draw a picture of a setting thing OR explain leader, Capitol, and religion of your faction!

The steampunkrock super gang, the red kings, are known as a roving country due to its massive membership. Living like the ronins of West Kappa they explore the world and topple governments. Some say they're anti-Knights but it's all a party to these guys.

Leader: King Killah, the half-rhino splice Mage. They say he's as old as the first kingdom but most think it's a passed down name. They're mostly wrong.

Following The Red White, a preacher philosopher of the Red Kings, they believe that rules are a inhuman structure and by living hard and fast everyday they'll reach a better afterlife.

30 years ago this would be a picture of the slums but during Great Awakening New Strutter saw the starving artists of New Strutter create wonders. The end result is that the old Slums house philosophers and Mage princes that build out...rather oddly.

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King Killah rose to power extremely quickly by caving in heads of assholes, and there were loads of assholes. He doesn't seem to be much nicer than any other Red King he brained to get the spot but he also doesn't seem to be too interested in giving out orders that aren't "Dat thing you got, where you get it?"

Rumor is the last answer was Ricki Lord's crown because the Red Kings are bringing the party north.

Elves such as this one are generally used for recrational torture and killing by powerful orc warlords. These warlords keep captured female elves in cages where they are not fed or given water, these cages are suspended by chains high in the air with wires attached. Whenever an orc warrior feels like it he can press a button to send current coursing through the cage with special shit to negate the Faraday Cage effect (fuck Faraday, may Jesus curse his soul) and torture the elf for as long as he wishes. Elves are occasionally used for rape with their throats slit at the end of sex to satisfy the orcs' sadism. Elves do not live very long in this setting as they are fragile creatures, but their natural lifespan is over 1000 years, making ending their long potential happy lives even more satisfying.

Small Guinea pig people who live a nomadic lifestyle and ride dodo-like mounts. They love to trade are exceptionally social and talkative people. They stand only 2-3 feet tall and prefer not to fight. Their numbers are small but they are very rich.

They perform money lending services for other races though have trouble backing up the payments if the borrower refuses to pay up.

They will often be accompanied by a few mercenaries of other races.

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Ricki Lord is know as the Star King, a celebrity known for his massive parties. Some call Ricki a faggot (and he probably is) but he just buys those peoples kingdoms and sells them to slavers. His Kingdom, the Crater Kingdom know due to it's massive craters formed millennia ago when a moon fell into the planet, was built by his great grandfather as a kingdom of hard livers and rugged workmanship. Sadly for him this is the second child to take the money and change the kingdom into more of a circus than a rugged land.

A race of tortoise-like creatures exists in the badlands. They live in clans and are extremely hostile toward each other.

They use blackpowder weaponry and fight endless trench wars amongst themselves.

Their currency is bullets.

They're pretty dumb, but their decent engineers.

In response to the natural dangers of the world compounded by Knights and Kings breathing down their throats for new super weapons, the people of New Strutter make sure everyone is battle ready with fear-suppressing and body-enhancing splicesuits. Nobody minds too much for added insurance is always nice and it allows for another vector to prove who is the most stylish philosopher on the block.

Clan leaders will wear bullets in this fashion. They are greedy, pig-eyed little fuckers and are not pleasant to be around.

As the major race who lived in Crater Kingdom the White Shelled turtles (called moon turtles) hate Ricki Lord for taking away their land and jobs.

Though if you're smart with machines (rather than use Art Magic to fix everything) or a fan of big guns they'll call you their best friend. Or their "monkey boy". It's a loving insult.

They field steam powered tanks in their trench wars.

These tanks are the closest thing to a divine icon the tortoise people have. They adore them above all else and a exceptionally wealthy clan may adorn their tanks with gilding of precious metals, gem settings, and stretched hides of fantastic beasts.

The Tortoise people will gladly give their lives to protect their clan's tanks.

When one enters battle it will be too tremendous fanfare; bugles will blare, guns will be fired into the air, and tortoises will swarm the tank itself, wanting to touch it before it unleashes hellfire upon their enemies.

The loss of a tank can break an entire army's morale.
The loss of a general or captain is a daily occurrence and generally not seen as worth caring about in the slightest.

Gay dolphins plague the seas, raping seamen of every race.

This has lead to most races fielding mainly women in their navies.

The seven "Living Gods" are Hate, Malice, Honor, Pride and the three muses Love, Victory, and Wisdom.

They're called that since they're the only gods on the planet (called the Last Domain by scholars).

The rest of the Thirteen Daughters and Sons of Mary the Virgin Queen live in the stars, which Harry Quadronek in New Stutter hopes to fix.

In the Death Jungles of the south, Orangutans rape themselves to death with small tree stumps and nobody can explain the phenomenon. It occurs nowhere else on the planet and orangutans that are captured and removed from those areas cease in their suicidal behaviors.

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The Thirtern Races used to be known as the Thirteen Clans. One different sin each against one of the Daughters and Sons cursed each race to warp their the original forms that the Thirteen Tribes shared.

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Chastity Warriors, who gain power through celibacy, campaign across the lands to find chaste women who have honest hearts to join the ranks of the Church of the Quick.

The leader of the CotQ is called the Mayor and exercises supreme rule over adherents of the faith.

The Wildscape stretch farther and farther each day. No one will know when we'll finally find the end of the Wildscape but each day new slaves arrive from the different races that the technologically advance Landscape find.

Sometimes, in the skies above the marshlands, a ghostly city filled with lights can be seen. Strange otherworldly sounds can be heard from those closest to the city on the ground.
Sometimes the city appears for days, other times it's visible for mere moments through the clouds before they part revealing nothing but open sky.
The Royal Inquisition claims that no sightings have ever occurred, and no such flying city exists.

Giant fucking foul monoliths dot the Wildscape, they exist as portals to another plane of existence.

This existence is Anathema to our own and tentacled horrors and un-nameable beasts pour forth from it where these monoliths connect the universes.

Animals will spontaneously gain sentience when exposed to strong magix.

The cool and seductive court mage Vincent Hobble is the only ratkin allowed into the Reginold Fawcett Ragemane The Third. He's become a ladykiller in the rat and Guinea pig slums of the capitol Huntston.

Genies are annoying assholes and refuse to leave after being freed from their lamps. They glom onto their "rescuer" and loudly talk about how grateful they are for centuries.

Some say that Harry Quadronek is only interested in one of the three. The other Mage Princes talk about him sleeping for weeks or staying awake just as long.

The tortoise-things who wage their endless and pointless war (well, it seems to keep Ricki isolated just fine) talk about how their shipments from West Kappa contain depictions of a hideous woman without beak nor shell have been making their way into the crates.

When The Grand Sultan (a crazy Mage philosopher who died quickly after) cast a spell that knocked out one fifth of the slums it brought to sentience the entire slums supply or rats, birds, pigs, dogs, and cats along with any other mammal in the area. Most Mage Princes in the old slum town (now the best place in town) have an animal companion or familiar.

The guinea pig people are extravagent in their cooking and baking, and usually try to make their food look like something, be it a sculpture of an animal, a piece of architecture, or a mosaic depicting glorious moments in history. They often serve as chefs to royalty and high ranking nobles and are considered by most to be the greatest culinary minds in the world.

Genies are actually memetic symbiotes who give great powers to those who allow them to control and sometimes just share their minds.

They appear as pudgy teenage males with frosted tips and laugh like donkeys.

The only kingdom that doesn't have any Guinea pig chefs are the Lions as they view them as vermin.

A race of savage warrior-tribes live on island chains in the west. They stand 18 feet tall and are excellent fishermen. Their technology is very primitive and their language is basic, though they love to trade for metal items. They value metal highly, though they tend to not accumulate wealth as it is seen as bad luck (usually because those that accumulate wealth, which for the shark people means tons of metal, usually end up sinking their pontoon boats.)

While many animals gained sentience from the what house philosphers have giddily named "The Grand Sultan Slambam" no one expected the massive surge of guinea pigs as their own people, and few still realized how pivotal they would be to the continued existence of the stagnating Knights, making people believe there are more to these adorable guys than meets the eye.

But the people who say that are also the same spiteful pricks that asshole Ricki Lord invites to his parties.

Some of these West Kappa natives become isolated from the rest of their tribe. An incredibly selfish act for they often take a weapon with them.

The Savage are extremely wary of fellow travellers, for they are never sure who is simply walking home from sinking their pontoon, and who is a wild ronin.

Their is a harsh divide between newly sentient ratkin/Guinea folk kin and their older siblings. The racism runs harsh even with the Knights.

Ocaisonally a Guinea Pig will find he or she really enjoys a good sword fight, and will train under a master (usually through large payments from his family). They can become decent combatants, but usually end up using all that expensive master training in scored matches with others of their kind.

This is seen in Guinea Pig culture as normal adolescent behavior and is usually outgrown before they become a house patrician.

The Savage are fiercely protective of their magical rites that grant awesome powers to those who undertake them. For a price.

"The danger of a warrior who is hard to find and able to cut your Achilles heel is a dangerous warrior."
- Cron Yutasaba - Ronin Prince

The Ronins have formed three clans amongst the savage, each represented currently by the Living Gods. Crib and his clan follow Honor. A half-Oni elephant man and his clan follow Hate.
The elderly monkey warrior Satsu follows Victory.

The elephant men use their massive ears to show wealth. The rich are all pierced.

Tales of an extremely large Guinea Pig named Donald, who stood as tall as a man, are a favorite at Guinea Pig dinner tables.

In addition to being exceptional cooks, they have a love for entertainment with their meal and this traditionally takes the form of a folk tale. Most Guinea Pigs know every tale by heart, but relish the chance to hear each story as if they were brand new each time they sit down to eat.

The stories are usually told in a round-the-table fashion, with each party at the table telling a portion of the story so the others may eat and listen.

Crib and Cron Ytasaba are twins, only discernible difference is Crons facial scar. Crib is responsible for the Steel Clan while Cron just hurts people for fun.

what races do we have so far?

Elephants, Guinea Pigs, Ratkin, Lion people, Sharks, Monkey, and Rhino.

I'll do Lion. The lionfolk are the most human. Besides their whiskers and teeth the biggest change is the massive mane of hair each have.

Humans
Tortoise-things

Story telling is a proud Guinea Pig tradition and they are renowned for it. Much of their history and mythos are passed down orally from generation to generation. In their world it is the writer and the poet who wield the most power. One such form of storytelling is dance.

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