Friends and I play some D&D

>Friends and I play some D&D
>DM randomly assigns us characters
>All level one
>The Barbarian is the weakest in the group
>The Wizard doesn't know what the fuck he is doing
>The Thief never steals anything
>An Acrobat, oh that's REAL fucking useful
>The Cavalier won't stop bitching
>No Cleric
>First creature we encounter is a baby unicorn.
>The second is Tiamat FUCKING TIAMAT! GODDESS OF EVIL DRAGONS
>Then some guy shows up and kicks Tiamat's ass in 10 seconds flat
>"Oh hey guys! MEET THE BBEG!"
>Get saved by enigmatic cryptic DMPC who comes and goes as he pleases, railroading to the max.
>Everybody gets a magic item
>What good is my magic bow against FUCKING TIAMAT!?!

Its this or no game, how screwed am I Veeky Forums?

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Sounds like one of my old DM's (fucking weaboo edgelord, railroader, loved his DMPC)

I would almost rather not game than deal with that again.

abort session

Give it at least two sessions of play Hank

One of you is alright.

Steer the game against the Bullywug hordes.

Or try and apprentice your Wizard under Merlin then sail to victory via caster imbalance.

Too obvious 2/10

Is the D&D show a meme here or not?

Get out of there user

Or if this is bait, then stop baiting

Yeah our gm is a piece of work Hank, we should just get out well we can.
What the fuck kind of name is Venger for the BBEG? It sounds like something a five year old would come up with.
At least I got an invisibility cloak, it is useful at this level usually.

>invisibility
>with a railroady DM
I hope you're looking forward to everyone of importance having True Seeing.

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Oddly enough, no.

Look, if i'd known you hated horses so much maybe I wouldn't even have rolled up a cavalier you salty prick, but how was I supposed to know you's pitch a fit and start accusing everyone of being bronies just because a horse was a fucking part of the character you were randomly fucking assigned?

>D&D

First red light

>DM randomly assigns us characters

Second red light

>The second is Tiamat FUCKING TIAMAT! GODDESS OF EVIL DRAGONS

Third red light.


No need to go any further. I leave the table at three.

This thread is bait and you all fell for it.

I don't think most people know this is where the "its magic, I ain't got to explain shit" picture comes from.

Just get behind a wooden door. Tiamat losses.

>>D&D
>First red light
Sure you have such a refined taste in games.

i saw that shitty cartoon, too. 7/10 made me reply

>h-h-h-h-h-h-h-he insulted my favourite system ;_;
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-better try to get him back!

Well you sure told me, fantard.

It's odd, but Veeky Forums doesn't really 'do' memethreads. We have memes, but not the threads they spawn on other boards.

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>This thread is bait and you all fell for it.

In this thread, user makes the dumb statement that "joke" and "bait" are synonyms, and that "playing along" and "falling for bait" are the same thing

Really? How could they not?

This is what you get for going to the carnival.

FUCK

Holy shit lurk moar you fucking faggots.

Warduke, plz

I wonder what Gygax thought of this show?

Huh. People are apparently unaware of the dnd show

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somebody already posted that

You okay there, friend?

You can always tell who's losing an argument by observing who most recently posted misspelled or stuttering greentext.