You are the former United States Navy warship USS HOEL, now returned as a shipgirl and ready to kick Abyssal ass!
Currently, you've woken up on the shores of the Falklands. Judging from the direction the sun was in, you could easily deduce that it was already the next morning. And what you could immediately see was that both you and Anna were lying on a small, sandy, and secluded beach, all alone and completely naked. In addition, White Plains and Victorious, who you vaguely remembered were with you last night as well, were nowhere to be seen.
And you had absolutely no memory of what happened last night. Hell, you didn't even recognize the part of the island you were on!
Anna still seemed to be fast asleep, snoring rather loudly. Oddly enough, despite the lack of clothes, she still had her signature headphones fit snugly over her head.
Fuck, what were you gonna do...?
>You need to wake up Anna. You need her help on this. >Don't wake Anna. You have no idea how she'd react in this situation. >Other
>>You need to wake up Anna. You need her help on this.
Thoughts on the current event?
Gavin Hill
>>Other "Why did my first time have to be in a drunken stupor, I wanted to remember it!"
Owen Martinez
>>You need to wake up Anna. You need her help on this. Need some SIGINT on what the hell happened last night.
Dylan Jones
>You need to wake up Anna. You need her help on this.
Chase Miller
>You need to wake up Anna. You need her help on this.
So does Warspite spend all her sorties sitting on her ass?
Jose Flores
>>Other Look for something to cover Anna and then wake her up. We don't want her to faint from embarrassment... though I suspect she'll just stare at our naked body.
Owen Morgan
It's the mobile battlethrone of Better Than You. So yes.
Anthony Hernandez
Must be some sort of reference to her damaged propeller?
That or she's just full of British SMUG
William Brown
Anyone hear her voice?
Connor Jenkins
>>Other
Radio sisters on side channel (you can do that without you're rig I think). Mayday would not be out of order since you're standing next to a girl with enough wattage to fry your brain if she loses her shit.
Josiah Phillips
>You need to wake up Anna. You need her help on this.
Live, friday night etc [Rule britannia intensifies]
We should get a summer outfit for Hoel and Woel seeing as the Abyssals get some.
Camden Fisher
By summer outfit, do you mean sundresses or bikinis?
Ryan Nelson
Which is easier for Anna to remove?
Asher Rivera
Someone probably made an Elderly Woman with mobility issues comparison already.
Jace Sanders
Can't really make that comparison until we see her stand up, and move about on her two legs.
Nolan Kelly
Personally wouldn't mind having a cute BB wheeling herself around the battlefield and tanking shots.
Isaiah Davis
Shit, you didn't have you phone on you, naturally, and you weren't sure if you could summon your Rig yet or not. After all, you had last left it in the armory to get upgraded. It looks like your only choice was to get Anna to help out a bit. After all, Anna's Rig wasn't getting upgraded yet, so it should still be fine to summon.
"Anna! ANNA!" You gently shake the comm ship awake.
"Mmmmmh, can't stop the signal, nanodesu..." Anna mumbles.
What? You just shake your head at Anna's random sleep mumblings and shake her harder this time.
"ANNA!"
"W-what?!?!" Anna's eyes finally snap awake. "Oh, hi Hoel! Where are- eeeaaaaAAAAAAHHH!"
Yeah, she was taking this about as well as you expected.
"W-WHAT HAPPENED?!" Anna squeals upon realizing she was naked with you on an unfamiliar beach.
>Gotta keep her calm. >Commence bullying. >Other
Ayden Evans
>>Gotta keep her calm.
Adrian Torres
>>Gotta keep her calm. We got drunk, and stuff happened. I assure you, your honour is intact.
Charles Powell
>Gotta keep her calm.
Jaxon Collins
>Gotta keep her calm. Anna, we are now the protagonists of The Hangover. We just gotta do what they do.
Colton Adams
>>Gotta keep her calm.
Camden Lewis
Quests go in /qst/
Sebastian Brown
>>Gotta keep her calm.
Sebastian White
>Gotta keep her calm. Not the time to overheat.
>"Mmmmmh, can't stop the signal, nanodesu..." Oh no, she's been infected with the nanodesu-virus! Don't let her ram other ships!
Colton Flores
>Gotta keep her calm.
We shouldn't lie to Anna.
Sebastian Peterson
>>Commence bullying.
Kevin Myers
>Gotta keep her calm.
Asher Mitchell
You monster!
Jaxson Reyes
>>Other: Commence Snuggling
Oliver Cox
I'm sort of interested in Warspite and the world's reaction to her coming back in this quest and Planefag's.
>inb4 the media just paints a CHIVALRIC STORY about Warspite coming back to defend her Princess (who's now Queen).
Justin Jackson
My brother!
Ethan Rogers
Snuggling can be calming. Let's just avoid groping.
Joshua Nelson
"Um, I honestly don't know." You shrug, and then shiver a bit as a cold ocean breeze bites into your skin. "I guess we got pretty smashed last night, because I honestly don't remember a thing."
"E-EHHH!?" Anna fidgets nervously as she instinctively turns away in a weak attempt to preserve her modesty. As if you haven't seen everything you needed to see already anyways. "Y-you're not lying, are you?"
"I'm not." You assure her. "I honestly don't remember what happened, and I doubt you do, either."
"T-that's why we should drink!" Anna whines.
"Well, uh, what's done is done." You sigh. "Can you uh, summon your Rig and call someone? I really, REALLY don't want to be walking back to base like this."
"Um, r-right!" Anna nods. She closes her eyes as her Rig materializes on her back, the radar masts and radio antennas jutting out like always. It looked a bit odd on Anna without any clothes, but, well, you kinda understood why.
"S-so who should I call?" Anna asks.
Your first thought was to try and raise White Plains and Victorious, but in your condition, you would be in a position to much of anything anyways. Maybe you should call for help first...
>Try and see what happened to White Plains and Victorious. >You need to call someone down to help you right now. >Other
Ethan Sanders
>>Try and see what happened to White Plains and Victorious. Ask if they have our clothes.
>Not just her and the Queen doing some catching up with a tea party the moment she wakes up.
Gavin Moore
>>You need to call someone down to help you right now.
Jordan Perry
>"T-that's why we should drink!" Anna whines. You got the idea Anna! Good job!
Connor Cooper
>>Try and see what happened to White Plains and Victorious.
Kayden Smith
>Try and see what happened to White Plains and Victorious. "Do you have your clothes?"
Logan Martinez
>Try and see what happened to White Plains and Victorious.
>"T-that's why we should drink!" Anna whines. She's still drunk.
Parker Rivera
More like Merc's drunk.
Blake Rivera
"Call up White Plains!" You suggest. "Maybe she can tell us what happened!"
"O-okay!" Anna nods as she adjusts her headphones for a bit. "Hello? White Plains? Do you read me?"
"...Anna?" White Plains yawns, her voice crackling through the loudspeakers on her Rig. "What do you need this early?"
"Um, where are you?" Anna tries to ask casually. "You know are you in your room and not stuck outside without clothes...?"
"Um... I'm in my room." White Plains responds with a bit of confusion. "What did you and Hoel do last night?"
"Y-you don't know?" Anna blinks.
"Victorious started feeling sick so I decided to take her back to the base. The two of you decided to stay and keep drinking." White Plains explains. "...you two didn't get into some kind of trouble, did you?"
>Ahahahaha, of course not! >We totally need help. >Other
Cooper Richardson
>We totally need help. Bring clothes.
Hudson Cox
>>Ahahahaha, of course not! >We're *totally* not naked on a beach we don't recognize!
Brayden Murphy
>>We totally need help. Bring anything we can wear. Get bikinis and swimwear if you can't get regular clothes.
William Sanchez
>Ahahahaha, of course we totally need help.
Justin Martin
>Ahahahaha, of course not! ...But you should bring us some clothes anyway.
Aaron Young
>We totally need help.
Carson Mitchell
>We totally need help. Send out a recon flight. Bring clothes.
Gabriel Myers
>>We totally need help. HELP US
Adam Roberts
>>We totally need help.
>Admire-al >the rest of the English is fine They are doing this on purpose now aren't they?
Liam Martinez
>We totally need help.
Adrian Gonzalez
>>We totally need help We're not going to streak to the base, might as well have [s]morgan[/s]White Plains help us and get it over with.
Adrian Stewart
>Ahahahaha, of course not! ...But you should bring us some clothes anyway.
Cooper Sanders
>>We totally need help.
Can you TRIANGULATE Anna's Radio Signals?
Rather easy to forget White Plains has a 5inch gun on her, and which happened to get a destroyer kill.
Nathan Bell
One hypothesis goes that it's a deliberately archaic form to make her sound like an old-fashion ojou-sama.
The other hypothesis is that the VA may be a no name who read the middle 'i' like I, so it sounds like 'my'.
Joshua Miller
>destroyer Crap, I meant Cruiser
Chase Gray
>destroyer You mean heavy cruiser.
John Rivera
"Um, yeah. We totally need help." You say as you lean in on Anna's headset. "Do you mind bringing some spare clothes over for me and Anna? I think you can track this radio signal back to us."
"Sure, I guess." White Plains agrees, though somewhat warily. "So you two DID get into trouble."
"Well um, we honestly can't remember." You clarify.
"But it was something that involved losing clothes-"
"Are you gonna help us or not, WP?!" You bark.
"All right, all right, I'm coming." White Plains sighs. "You want me to tell the others? They might ask questions if I don't report in."
>Might as well at least tell Portland... >TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE. >Other
Lincoln Stewart
>>TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE. We won't hear the end of it from Portland if she ever finds out.
Thomas Taylor
>>Might as well at least tell Portland... Then give her a bare-naked hug when she appears.
Wyatt Young
>>TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE. Hello know, it's bad enough we told someone. Telling more means everyone will eventually know!
Luis Perry
>>TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE.
Ian Moore
>>Might as well at least tell Portland.
Colton Roberts
>>TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE.
Adam Ward
>TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE.
Hudson Wright
>TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE.
Isaiah Jenkins
Wait a minute... if we're alone with Anna, and we theoretically couldn't use our rig, does that mean Anna carried us here?
Adrian Anderson
>>TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE.
Ryder Sullivan
We're not a ship any more, we have these neat things called "legs" that let us get anywhere on land.
Bentley Harris
>>TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE.
Matthew Bell
Or, you know, we just drunkenly partied our way over to this beach
Cameron Reyes
>>Might as well at least tell Portland...
Anthony Perry
hm, our rig only has super sensors, right? We can't make super secret phone calls too?
John Sullivan
HOEL IS BEAUTIFUL.
ALL SHIPGIRLS SHOULD BECOME BEAUTIFUL LIKE HOEL.
Jack Turner
But user, pale skin and white hair isn't in vogue!
Cameron Bell
They can have black hair.
Black hair, blue eyes, and pale skin is always cute.
Christian Long
She still can't get a tan, or sunburn.
Juan Peterson
But that is a good thing!
Julian Robinson
"YOU TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAAAAAVE, WP." You say sternly. "NOBODY CAN KNOW OF THIS!"
"Okay okay, I get i!" White Plains sighs. "I'll send up an air patrol to spot you and I'll head right over. Just give me a few minutes."
"Right, right, thanks." You sigh in relief.
"Please come soon!" Anna begs before cutting off the speaker and looks around. "J-jeez, I wonder what we were up to..."
You were sort of wondering, too. Presumably, you and Anna had taken off your clothes to skinny dip, or... do some.. other... things... TOTALLY SKINNY DIPPING.
Either way, that meant your clothes had to at least be stashed SOMEWHERE, but you couldn't see any evidence of them around.
"Makes me wish we could remember..." Anna sighs.
>Some things are better left unknown. >Maybe we should do a bit of investigation! >Other
Grayson Baker
>Maybe we should do a bit of investigation!
>is always cute
Ethan Wright
>>Maybe we should do a bit of investigation! please tell me they went deeper than producer and jenner
Jaxson Hernandez
>>Maybe we should do a bit of investigation! The terrible truth is just too tempting to know.
Also we need to find out where the hell we put our phone. Hopefully, they weren't in our clothes.
Chase Collins
I don't really understand your point. She's very cute.
Okay, maybe she has something on her lip, but that'll wash right out.
Evan Diaz
>>Maybe we should do a bit of investigation!
Alexander Walker
>Maybe we should do a bit of investigation!
Connor Powell
>>Maybe we should do a bit of investigation!
Austin Taylor
>>Maybe we should do a bit of investigation!
Ryder Walker
>Maybe we should do a bit of investigation!
Ethan Flores
>>Maybe we should do a bit of investigation!
Leo Gray
>>Maybe we should do a bit of investigation!
Carter James
>a good thing
Robert Cox
Worst battleship.
Jaxon Hernandez
Not really sure but isn't she the ONLY tanned skin character in the entire game? Besides the fact the reasoning having a pretty unique historical basis.
Mason Bell
uh... is she not wearing panties? also I think he meant the sunburn part not the tanning part.
