Recently: You're in a coastal cabin and under attack by Team Imperium
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Badges: 10
Pokemon on you: Devon (Houndoom) Leviathan (Gyarados) Zappy Dan (Magnezone) Destiny (Kingdra) Aria (Meloetta) Raistlin (Alakazam)
Not In Party: Trunks (Trevenant) Fel (Butterfree) Vlad (Crobat) Oberon (Garchomp) Nibbles (Tyrantrum)
Leo Diaz
Oh boy, it's Gobble!
Cameron Jackson
Dan lifts himself from his embedded spot in the soft ground, taking a few bits of mud and grass. He shakes it off.
“We’ve got company!” Connie yells as she throws her Snorlax towards the Golem.
You only see the one Team Imperium member in the distance through the window in the dark, but soon several more start appearing by the light of opening pokeballs.
“Plunderers.” A voice cracks over a megaphone. “A long drop from being respected community leaders.
“General Harris,” Geno mutters under his breath, recognizing the voice.
“I’ll make you a deal. Send your best to battle me. Let me crush them into dust. If you win, I’ll destroy our cameras.”
Your group looks among each other.
“Harris is scum, but he’s never broken his word.” Emma offers. “At least, the exact wording.”
There’s a root cellar that your group might be able to tunnel out of. It’ll take some time, though. There’s also the option to just fight your way out.
You look to Robin. She seems to react best to sneaking out.
>You support that idea. We just need to figure out a way to stall >Let’s fight our way out >Volunteer to battle him >Something else
Mason Davis
>Volunteer to battle him Worth a shot I suppose.
Jeremiah Collins
>Volunteer to battle him Unless Geno wants to take this. I'd rather save our new moves for Hornbeam himself, see if his previous claim that one of his pokemon is worth three of ours had any weight.
Carter Wright
>You support that idea. We just need to figure out a way to stall Robin does tactics good. Hope you had a good couple weeks Gobble!
Charles Gutierrez
>Volunteer to battle him
Camden Sanders
>>Something else "Cameras AND all recordings. Also what's in it for you? What if we lose?"
Brody Flores
>You support that idea. We just need to figure out a way to stall
Jacob Martin
>Volunteer to battle him >Something else Kat battles while everyone else tunnels out. we'll book it once they're out and collapse the tunnel behind us with one of our pokemon, maybe have Levi just smash the opening.
Andrew Davis
That's a fair point too. Granted I doubt Kat would back down from a challenge, but strictly speaking at least Robin is 'the strongest' here, as long as we haven't had the time to fight her as champion.
Asher Hill
Good plan, except how do the others communicate that they're out?
Camden Watson
“I’ll go.” You step forward.
“What?” Robin protests. “You can’t just...no.” She gives you a firm look. She must have been practicing that in the mirror. “It’s too dangerous.”
Vernon taps his cane. “Robin. We talked about this.”
“Harris is strong,” Geno warns. “He used to be called the Wind Raptor.”
Clair audibly expels air from her mouth. “Yeah. Okay. Scary.”
An Air Slash strikes the cabin wall. “I’m waiting!”
You wave out the window. “I’ll battle you! But what do you get if you win?”
He swaggers around a bit as a show to his troops before answering. “Your surrender, of course. We’ll be putting you on trial, showing the public that we are the law and order now. Make sure everyone knows to fall in line.”
You head to the door. Robin stops you. “Be careful. We’ll start tunneling, and if you’re not ready to go, I’m coming back for you, okay?”
>Relax. You’re a great battler >You’ll just stall him and bug out as soon as they’re ready >Make her promise to keep going even if you’re captured >Something else
Nolan Fisher
>Relax. You’re a great battler Are we though?
Nathan Scott
>You’ll just stall him and bug out as soon as they’re ready Time for staller battle!
Eli Johnson
>>Relax. You’re a great battler
Jack Kelly
Wait, who is this General again?
Jacob Nguyen
>>You’ll just stall him and bug out as soon as they’re ready "I'll pull out, promise. But it's not that I need to..."
"We're both girls, dummy."
Henry Butler
I don't know, I don't really remember him at all.
Luis Richardson
[Kat is pretty highly regarded. She's seen as well rounded by most. Noted for having Pokemon that can take punishment and laying on status. Not someone you want to get into a battle of attrition with]
[Previously unmet character. A team Imperium officer that seems pretty highly regarded, though]
Landon Johnson
>Relax. You’re a great battler >Kiss for good luck. How goes the datebin Gobble?
Cooper Cox
>>Relax. You’re a great battler >>You’ll just stall him and bug out as soon as they’re ready
John Lewis
That's quite the juicy front-butt!
Lucas Sanders
I don't mind the overall idea, but I assume anons are ready for him to have some kind of safeguard against the possibility of Kat fleeing, right? Like setting up in an arena surrounded by pokemon-powered forcefields a la the E4 arena or whatever. I mean, he probably won't have access to that specifically, but something to stop us at least.
Carson Foster
Tangently related new mons, forms, and team in pokenews. One of those mons is a sweep-stopper too.
Noah Edwards
We'll probably be surrounded by a bunch of bad dudes anyway
Jaxson Flores
Yeah, but bad dudes are bad at stopping a charging Gyarados.
Grayson Smith
>Relax. You’re a great battler And status stop the anti-sweeper
Ryan Richardson
Durr, meant to reply to of course. Also I'm staying unspoiled on anything pokemon, gotta get SOME surprises once they actually arrive.
Jack Myers
“Relax. I’m a great battler. I’ll stall and bug out as soon as we’re ready.”
Robin relents. “As leader, I officially order you to keep your word.” She looks down. “O-okay?”
“I promise.”
You kiss her on the cheek.
You’re handed a pill for the drug that blocks psychic powers. “They don’t last too long, but it should take a lot longer than any battle.” There’s another warning that it might slow your reflexes slightly. Emma seems concerned that an altered state may make mega-evolution difficult, but she’s only speculating and isn’t sure.
They might now know about it. The group has only hammered out a few helmets so far. They’re crude and heavy, but can also probably do the job.
The signal that the tunnel is ready will be a Thunder strike. Can't miss that.
>Take it now. Don’t take any risks >Save the pill and go. Keep it in reserve just in case >Ask for a helmet instead >Something else
Noah Foster
>Take it now. Don’t take any risks
Liam Hernandez
>Take it now. Don’t take any risks Let's not take risks just in case something goes wrong. That's just backwards logic.
Carter Cruz
[Mostly done. Will have it in the next few days if not tomorrow]
Connor Hughes
>Take it now. Don’t take any risks
Eli Watson
>>Save the pill and go. Keep it in reserve just in case
William Jenkins
>>Take it now. Don’t take any risks One, we should not need to Mega here anyway. Two, let's not tip them on the helmets just yet.
Colton Smith
>Ask for a helmet instead
I'm waiting very warmly! Constantly have to make sure my chair isn't melting!
David Thomas
>Take it now. Don’t take any risks
Jaxson Baker
[Tell me about it. The heat this summer is insane. Canucks melt like snowpeople when it gets too warm]
Logan Green
Over here we've had a lot of blessed rain the past week at least, so that's been okay. But next week it's back to blistering heat again. Not sure I'm gonna live.
Hunter Flores
You swallow the pill quickly and head out the door. Team Imperium members surround you and the cabin in huge numbers.
“Kept me waiting.” General Harris says. He’s a large, strong looking man with a military look about him. Except for his smile. There’s a smug condescension glued on his face there.
“We weren’t expecting company.”
He grins some more. “I hope nobody is going to attempt to escape. We have you surrounded on all sides. Besides, it wouldn’t look too good to see the old guard be such cowards.” He gestures around to the huge numbers of Team Imperium members.
That’s when you notice it. These are all just regular people. Probably taken from local towns. You thought it was weird they’d have such big numbers.
And that’s probably why he’s making a show of this. He wants to make an example.
“Three on three okay with you? Since you’re not even a gym leader or anything like that, I’ll let you pick whatever works best for you. It’s a shame the OLD COWARDS are hiding behind a LITTLE GIRL.” He shouts at the cabin.
Dan floats up beside you. He’s only taken a minor hit.
>Three on three sounds fine >One on one >Let’s do a double battle >Something else
Juan Powell
>Three on three sounds fine We want to stall so better than 1v1. And doubles gives a chance of a pokemon getting tag-teamed and blown up quickly.
Liam Bailey
>Three on three sounds fine
Can we see the Pokemon that used Air Slash?
Luke Thompson
>Three on three sounds fine Bring it, jackass.
Juan James
>Three on three sounds fine
Blake Taylor
>Three on three sounds fine Who are we gonna use? Other than Dan, who's slightly injured, most of our pokemon seem fairly evenly durable in their own ways. I definitely think we should use Destiny as one of them for her dodging. Is Aria back in good shape yet?
Grayson Foster
>Three on three sounds fine throw out a pokemon early, show him we're not worried about him at all. I'd say throw out Destiny for that evasion and ice moves
Josiah Ward
Do not. I say we wait and see, no plan survives the enemy.
Cameron Jenkins
I suppose, just throw out whoever seems fairly well-matched with his pokemon I guess.
Matthew Fisher
>Let’s do a double battle
Owen Myers
“Three on three sounds fine to me.” You take what he suggested.
He looks incredibly confident. “You’re a fool for underestimating our strength.” He opens his arms wide and turns to the crowd. “The old power structure is no more. You can’t hide behind your corrupt laws and anti-progress ways. We’re building a new future. A human future! No longer will people be forced to slow down the march of civilization because of concerns about Pokemon. Are we not the natural rulers of this world?”
He points forward and a Charizard lands in front of him, roaring.
“Go on, little girl. Use whatever type advantaged Pokemon I know you’ll choose. See if your silly games matter.”
>Devon (Houndoom) >Leviathan (Gyarados) >Zappy Dan (Magnezone) >Destiny (Kingdra) >Aria (Meloetta) >Raistlin (Alakazam) >Try to get under his skin >Try to appeal to the crowd >Something else
Ayden Sullivan
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
Josiah Lewis
>Raistlin (Alakazam) >Try to appeal to the crowd This guy is a psycho and probably a murderer, but you don't need to be afraid of him! Once I kick his ass you'll be free to go!
Nolan Garcia
>>Try to get under his skin The smallest Lillipups bark the loudest.
Isaiah Wright
>Aria (Meloetta) >Try to get under his skin
Ryan Lopez
Raistlin (Alakazam) Ill back the write in for
Cooper Cruz
Changing >Raistlin (Alakazam) >Try to get under his skin
Joshua Edwards
>Raistlin (Alakazam) >Try to appeal to the crowd Thus guy sure is cocky. Let's hope his confidence is misplaced.
Gavin Williams
People do realize the crowd could easily be under mind control?
Jaxson Jenkins
>Proffesor Douchebag not think highly enough of you to give you a proper army huh?
Liam Reyes
Could, but if so why would he need to appeal to them for Imperium's way of doing things too? Presumably the MC can't be constantly active, everywhere at least.
David Jackson
>Leviathan (Gyarados) By not choosing a pokemon with a type advantage, aren't we letting him get under -our- skin? Like do we have anything to prove to this guy?
Benjamin Sanchez
It is mostly that Charizard can learn thunder punch.
Dominic Rivera
“The smallest Lillipups bark the loudest.”
His face contorts slightly, but he brushes it off. “Like broadcasting a yearly tournament for all the world to see how strong you think you are?” He points forward. “Enough stalling, coward. Let’s get this started so we can show the world what you’re really made of.”
His Charizard roars. There’s something really weird about it, but it’s hard to tell in the dark.
“Raistlin! Go!” You throw out your Alakazam. He floats above the ground meditating.
Charizard flaps it’s wings and lifts itself into the air. It’s on.
You shake your head. They weren’t kidding about that drug slowing you down. It’s nothing too big, but it’s a distraction.
>Nothing but dodging with Teleport >Psychic. Hit it with your strongest move >Miracle Eye. He might try something >Shadow Ball. There’s something weird going on >Focus Blast. It won’t hurt much, but it’ll make him angry >Energy Ball at it’s mouth right before it uses a fire move >Something else
Sebastian Clark
>Energy Ball at it’s mouth right before it uses a fire move If there is an illusion, this will cancel it, and if there's not then we mess up his ability to attack.
Luis Hill
>Nothing but dodging with Teleport Observe first.
Jayden Moore
[Apology butt for forgetting a picture]
Nathaniel Garcia
How exactly does Psychic work in this game Gobble? Because just holding Charizard's wings in place and just watching him fall to the ground in a heap would be pretty funny.
Gabriel King
>Nothing but dodging with Teleport He's baiting type advantage and the pokemon is acting weird, I'd guess its a weaker pokemon and wants to broadcast us wailing on it. If not, we still stall for people to escape.
Jacob Roberts
>Nothing but dodging with Teleport
Thomas Wood
Maybe it's actually a Zoroark and that's why the Miracle Eye option is here?
Nolan Gray
>There’s something really weird about it, but it’s hard to tell in the dark. fucker is mega evolved isn't it?
Ethan Davis
>Miracle Eye. He might try something
Gabriel Murphy
>Shadow Ball. There’s something weird going on
Lincoln Hernandez
Not sure it would be able to fly if that were the case.
Jaxson Robinson
>Shadow Ball. There’s something weird going on If we start off by just dodging, won't he catch on to our stalling plan?
Nolan Lopez
>Destiny (Kingdra)
Try hitting something that can't be touched.
Also, sorry I'm late, glad to see I arrived when it's getting good though.
Incidentally Gobble, just how much of this latter half of the quest inspired by the Manga?
Carson Gomez
It is just taking the defensive.
Charles Reyes
>Nothing but dodging with Teleport
Let's see what we're up against.
We haven't heard anything about blue fire, so it's not Mega Z anyway.
Justin Scott
Rolled 29 (1d100)
[Roll!]
Carson Lee
Rolled 24 (1d100)
Thomas Reyes
...
Josiah Flores
Rolled 66 (1d100)
Brayden Baker
Rolled 50 (1d100)
Cameron Garcia
Rolled 67 (1d100)
Dice!
Cooper Roberts
Rolled 68 (1d100)
Let's try this again.
David Barnes
Geez, anons.
Jack Jackson
It is more than a 29!
Luke Myers
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>Dat pic Damn. Kat and Jeanine Bully younger trainer when?
Also... Gobble.. if your next quest is running in a different setting, how will you post pokegirl butts?
David Moore
Rolled 30 (1d100)
Testing my dice
Jack Jackson
We're just saving the good rolls for someone who ain't a chump.
Austin Turner
avatar butts are just as nice
Christopher Rodriguez
I kinda wish Jeanine had that gyaru coloring now...
Benjamin Rivera
Good rolls like 69?
Ayden Green
Am I the only one who thinks the next pokemon quest ought to have a male protag?
Michael Lewis
There are fewer girls in Avatar though. Pokemon has a limitless number of pokesluts!
Brody Myers
Nah. Also we voted on this. Gobble is apparently doing an Avatar quest next. Air Bender not blue cat people who should be exterminated.
Ryan Smith
Gobble would probably let us make a swagmaster bender that gets a harem
Cameron Phillips
Those are for Robin.
Angel Watson
Going to act like a dude either way so there's not much distinction.