Hardcore

What's the most hardcore shit you've ever done in a tabletop RPG?

Bonus points for "my character made a badass choice/had a badass attitude" rather than "I rolled really well so my character looked badass."

>playing Dark Heresy
>am an Imperial Guardsman who managed to get a shotgun
>don't know what kind of demon monster we're dealing with (it's a genestealer), but I took its baby and threatened over the intercom to kill the baby if it harmed another person
>come running into a room where it has some dude cornered and I see for the first time that it probably isn't even sentient
>it kills the guy in front of me
>I throw the baby half-genestealer up in the air, shoot it one-handed, pop the shell and start chasing the creature down the hallway

also

>playing D&D 5e
>we kill some aberration thing that came through a portal which is still open, and a nightmarish face watches from the distance in this bizarre Lovecraftian hellscape
>shove the body through the portal
>stare directly at the face and take a leak through the portal before smashing the gate

It was really a thing you had to be there for.
Any description of my combat droid's exploits would be less impressive without me in front of you beating the table with my fists to simulate stomping sounds.

Holy shit that's metal.
I have a vivid imagination. Tell me!

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Well I can't get the bonus points but:
>Playing Druid for the first time ever with Velociraptor as Companion
>It's just me, the DM, and my friend from down the street (rouge)
>Random encounter
>We're fighting flying demon-rat-things
>Rogue knocked unconscious
>Dino knocked unconscious
>I go batshit insane (and roll well), murder one of the little fuckers in every consecutive turn with my QUARTERSTAFF.
Four turns later:
>Combat's over
>Three demon-rats dead
>One flapping on the ground, he's on the way out
>Last one flew off
>Rouge: "Dude heal me."
>Me: "One second."
>I heal my Dino
>Rouge: "Really man?"
>I heal the rouge

>Later I accidentally summoned a succubus.
Druid is my new favorite class

Cut two people in half.

At the same time.

One of them was myself.

On purpose.

Damn.

Won the battle.