Lonesome Wyatt's Euro-American Risk

Take oslo

Move into Paris

3d pali, spill helsinki

what does religion even do

Year two.
War erupts between kikes and Nords. Germania invades Francia.

Kill the fucking stupid vikings, use fairy magic attack and shit. Rape their men only

Push the Jews away from helsinki until they stop this nonsense

The Goldstein Empire
Gold
Israel
Judaism

Take Paris

Hello their schlomo how do you do?

Francia surrenders to the might of the Germans. Kikes revolt in Jerusalem, Vikings slaughter Peter Pan's child armies.

hwan empire
red
eastern turkey (coming from asia)
shinto

>mfw autism

fill turkey

Use jew magic to win this conflict. Kill all vikingcucks.

defend, then push to moscow

those dubs taste so good

what the fuck. THis some tinkerbell voodoo shit right here, bitches aint nothing but hoes these days

>Peter Pans Revived Autistic Jew Boat Party (PPRAJBP)
>Purple
>Murica Washington
>Judaism

Move into britain

Germans invade England, Peter Pan is dead no revivals.

Capture the bonus to north of israel, then move to capture the bonus in egypt.

defend take the wheat/potato to the south of moscow, spill for the eastern +2 city

>Captain Hook's Autistic Islamic Boat Party (PPAIBP)
>Purple
>Murica Washington
>Islam

continue to fill turkey caputring the city bonus as priority

Take London, spills fill Britain

Oh damm I was to late. Could my roll for last turn still be counted?

If not do the same as before and just start capturing the nearby Bonuses.

>Benes Crusaders
>Violet
>North Carolina/Virginia
>Cherokee

Year 5, tribes rise in the Americas. Vikings conquer more and more land while the Germans take England.

Go for those sweet bonuses mah nigga

Fill Ireland, spills move towards Rome

Defend from attacks, the capture the Egyptian bonus and go west along the coast

sail to iceland and take that +1, then spill for the fish north of finland

capture turkish cities as priorities

>mfw so many shit rolls

continue going for bonuses. Captain Hooks empire is gonna be a thing. Make peter proud.

capture turkey

great leader kim ! give me good rolls !

Take Rome, spills take that french tile and start colonizing america

ok, tak the city east of moscow then spill toward the other arctic fish west of greenland

declaring empire
convert and join my empire?

I expand east and west across the kentucky-tennesee line

Keep going west
I accept to prevent the jews from being steamrolled, we are now secret jews.

Kikes expand. Vikings create an empire.

Also it's Benes Crusaders not Bene's Crusaders

What do i hve to roll to get some territory around here?

remove german shitstains from my continent

take turkey Spill into greece

Defend if attacked, spills move towards the closest unclaimed bonuses

Keep on moving towards the +4 bonus. We will soon control the while of africa.

Wasted. Also I'm counting your roll in, next time you reply to the mupdate.

take the wheat in eastern europe, then spill to fill gaps
kek

move west

The Empire liberates Scandinavia, war erupts in the Americas.

take greece and last turkish territory

Invade the Hwans, go for their bonuses first after defending.

Defend if attacked, spills take the last bonus in Iberia. Further spills fill holes in my borders

move to take berlin

take west virginia and what's left of KY

Negotiate: captain hook divide the americas with me so we can fight germania as allies

i take everything south of NY state and you can have the north.

...

This map is shit , im leaving. If i can cede all land to red

Continue to destroy the Hwans, the jews will have their clay one way or another.

>got BTFO
>map must be shit

kill germany, take paris, london and rome

just make it neutral land, giving your shit to somebody else is so unfair

expand northwest thru west virginia toward ohio

Captain hook: negotiations are still open

those are trips

retake city and try to take jewish northern city in the process

>REEEEEEEE I'M LOSING THIS GAME FUCK THIS
Kek.

Once again battle the Hwans for control of their land.

take red out of europe, starting in spain, then france, then england, spill to fill europe

>Mfw trips

move south to the everglades

attack maryland

the Hwan empire is sending a diplomat to the Goldstein empire , we wish to sign the end of conflicts we will stay in asia and never bother you again

...

defend and fill europe

attack north through PA, NJ, NY

continue expanding to western ohio and michigan

Capture the slaves then move to invade the tip of florida
At this point its looking like we won as an empire.

...

defend and fill
probs yes

attack south with full force

LIGHT THE BEACOOOOONS!

Begin the conquest of america

...

hold the kentucky line and fill canada

Continue sweeping through the USA.

heh another 84... do i get bonus points for that?

The empire conquers.

...what are the rules in this game?

we still playing?

you still here?

Anyone know of any other risk games out there?

This one is still going.
I'll probably host religious risk later.