Post Paladins and Succubi

>He calls himself a paladin when he never sealed down with a succubus waifu.

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My favorite kind of pairing.

You do realize both are male, right?

and?

Have fun losing your holy powers you sluts

Please get yourselves curbstomped.

Unless you're worshipping the god of virginity or something like that, Paladins don't fall from having sex.

Only if it's consentual sex within the confines of marriage or a comparable binding oath of loyalty. And even then even non-virginity deity worshipping paladin may have an oath of celibacy: they forsake the urges of the flesh and marry their deities, promsing exclusive loyalty to them and nobody but them. I'd go as far as to say that this should be the ideal every paladin strives for: to accomplish the highest good, they to a certain extent distance themselves from their most profane desires. The ideal paladin neither eats nor sleeps nor desires sexual contact nor feels anger (with the exception of righteous indignation) nor fear nor jealousy.

What kind of pussy ass god did you sign up with? I'm waging a crusade with my dick.

That sounds like a ridiculous sophomoric fantasy, you simply can't change someone with dick alone.

and as I wrote that I realized I set myself up for some smug contrarian with an anime girl image.

>going from knight of the church to knight of the beta

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reverse corruption through dick alone

I don't disagree with you, user
Have a smug André anyway

>you simply can't change someone with dick alone.
oh you of little fait

Paladins and Succubus are my second most hated Veeky Forums meme

what is first?

Traditional games

None of that necessarily applies though,

>implying a paladin isn't married to god until he smites all of the evil

Not every God disapproves of polygamy, in fact under your logic unless they have only one paladin they have to approve of it

>Not every God disapproves of polygamy
One of them even commanded his followers to marry 4 wives, except his mouthpiece who could have 9.

Allah?

Who else?

Cute/Clever Kobold

You forgo the pbuh, infidel.

There was this small chance that you meant a fantasy god inb4 all gods are fantasy >[tipping intensifies]