Things players never say

Things players never say.

This is too much fucking gold, let's just leave it.

Don't worry about payment sir, Doing Good is its own reward!

Hey GM, you look a bit burned out. How about I run something so you can play for a while?

Let's try reasoning with them.

Thank you.

"Let's think about this for a second"

Would it be okay if...

Let's run away.

I play a land and dab it for mana.