Cyoa general

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Does anyone have Archdemon Roommate CYOA version 1.0.4? It's my favorite and haven't seen it for a long time

Fuck this meme and fuck you

Could somebody post the angel roommate cyoa because I legitimately have not seen that one in a long time

Here you go! Me neither haven't seen it in ages, luckily I had saved it!

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I'm still upset balrogs are only servants, and one of them isn't a roommate.

Yeah, it's not perfect but it's still best there is, crème de la crème

Thanks m8

Pretty quiet here. Are the burgers asleep already?

Well, summer seems to be over for one thing. Has Quiet been around? I heard he showed off some content for his new thing a while back.

nah its only 7 in the midwest

Quiet's folder of trap doujins was found by a family member and now he's seeking asylum in burgerland. It's sad stuff. He said he was going to start working on that cyoa again though.

Please be joking.

Only partially joking. He's not seeking asylum technically, but they're making his life unbearable so he filed for a visa or something and will be leaving for burgerland.

I can't believe how stupid he had to be to leave such stuff on his laptop open while he had family over.

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>summer seems to be over

Orygun doesn't seem to agree with you. Still got until September 21st before I get dragged back.

Good riddance who the hell wants to live in Pakistan anyways?

You're in college, right?
user is talking about actual children, not manchildren.
Actual children go back in August.

Wait, he lives in Pakistan and he faps to traps?

How is he not dead yet?

Reborn: Channeling

Where's a good place to get pictures of bug people?

Internet
Lots of pictures on the Internet. Probably some pictures of bug people in there somewhere.

Gelbooru.

Google.

Anyone have the original version before Azriel got changed?

Just out of my own boredom I'm just gonna pick the meta A for the next cyoa

A.

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This one sucks

Most of the girls have either no romance option or real shitty drawbacks, but the guys aren't as such.

Also, I pick the Paladin, turn evil, and then rape her
I do it out of love

> 0.2
Holy FUCK I didn't think people kept the older versions.

Quite a few zoo's have an insectarium filled with employees, and I'm pretty sure they allow photography.

By being really discrete about it.

Then again he does disappear for months at a time in the middle of his WIPs...

eraser
easymode
selfmade man

I've got this, 0.6, 0.7, 1.06, 1.14, and 1.15. Wouldn't mind if anyone has the other versions they'd like to share.

Moar meta A for next cyoa

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABzWafwY20o

But I thought fucking boys was okay in Pakistan? Or am I thinking of Afghanistan?

Yep, that's Afghanistan, and southern Afghanistan specifically.

It's more of a thing in Afghanistan.

I wouldn't be surprised if they get up to that shit in Balochistan too though.

According to Quiet, there are people who do it in the wilder parts of the country.

SDA stop

He joined ISIS after it was revealed that his legendary lost notes never actually existed

>tfw you've grown tired of bullying the St Flares rat eaters

So when is the expansion, the one with the brown feces faces, coming?

No, not all of them. For my entire school life school has started in September.

whatever, he was letting nationalism get in the way of self interest anyway. He'll be better off in the land of the free, where all men can fap to traps as a god given right.

From what I heard the alcohol container say, never. Or at least after a few other CYOAs.

When you neck yourself.

make a better version, then. I wouldn't mind more of the same.

IIRC you were supposed to pick one from each side, ai-user.

Box Wine came back a while ago and said he was going to finish Hero Academy but I haven't seen him since.

>Eraser: the political right
>Easymode

Utopia!

>Eraser: the political left
>Easymode

Utopia!

>bitch hero has returned

>Eraser: Veeky Forums
>Easymode

True utopia.

I never left. In fact I'm personally responsible for most of the shitstorms here ;^)

Somewhere, a statesman cries. A demagogue orgasms.

It's gonna be okay.

>Eraser: politics
>Easymode

Meh...

A

>Eraser: Intolerance
>Easymode
THE BOSS'S FINAL WILL
youtu.be/retK1rz-zcM?t=1m48s

Speaking of hero academy, can someone post cyoa's?

A

What Cyoa is this from, user?

>You will always need to sleep.
>You will never be able to work on a large project nonstop.
>You will always be low on energy.

No! ;^)
This is not reverse psychology.

>tfw reusing one of your old shitposts gets you 1 billion (you)s

A-user... please post cyoas.

>Removing intolerance
And law as we knew it fell apart. Humanity shortly after.

Sure. Don't have the DLC WIPs, though.

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Ok, so I made really big update for my build. I went more for Glory than Will since I think it fits my character better, and I fixed some problems with points I had because I didn't understand how provinces work and made a few other changes. Fixes actually helped me, not hurt! So I can afford more mystical Other Side creatures now who can help protect my land while I'm busy with adventures and have lower revolt risk. I hope people don't think build is so terrible now.

Anastasiia Vasnetsov

Stats
>Glory 9
>Honor 1
>Will 4
>Money 800
>Military 25
>Power 0
Background
>Red Season
>The Fool (Third DAUGHTER)
>Vasnetsov Dynasty
>Sviatoslavovich Branch
>Julian Confession
>Agnes
Skills (200) +3 Skills for Free
>Diplomacy 50
>Seafaring 100
>Swordsmanship 200
>Dragonslaying 1
>Leadership 2
>Strategy 3

Lands
>Hereditary Monarchy
>Olchatka Frontier
>Chud Crown
>Meja Crown
>White Pass Feudal (Nikita)
>Prisno Capital
>Nikita Popov
Kingdom of Norseland Alliance (Free From Agnes)
>Kolyvan
>Grand Strategist
>Revolt Risk 5%
Laws (1300)
>Treaty in Black 500
Army (1700)
>Northern Crusaders 400
>Armored Mammoths 1150
>Dragon 1350
>Rusalka 1400
>Leshiy 1500
>Bolotnik 1600
>Domovoy 1675

Defender of the north! Be third daughter of no importance, so get sent up to frozen north. Marry qt Agnes and become friends with Varangians. Fight dragons (even capture and tame one!) and slay sea serpents and trolls and whatever else threatens the north with my brave Northern Crusaders on armored mammoths! My lands are also full of mystical creatures that are not very friendly to invaders. Have a couple administrators deal with boring stuff while I'm out exploring and slaying. Most the time the other royals literally forget I'm up here, which is just fine with me. I'll gladly help other royals with stuff if they're friendly with me and don't break my wife Agnes' heart by fighting the Varangians.

Why is everything you do awful?

>user's ass explodes because someone has BAD WRONG FUN!

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Because she is legitimately fucking retarded.

It's not that bad.
Everyone here should try to grow thicker skin.

You don't understand! She's a lesbian! That's even worse than a 3D girl! She shouldn't be allowed here. So make her leave. Make her go. Hang her. Skin her. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't try reasoning with the autists.

I like your build. Do you plan to adopt or will you look for a donor?

Did you light a firecracker in your ass?
Because that's some pretty serious butthurt you've got there.

I was asking angelanon, not her beta orbiter defense force

Of all the possible cyoas available why are you trying to force an RP with that cyoa?

It was a headache and tedius chore to make a build for it the first time around.

Joke's on you, I don't even like girls. Now stop being a bully.

Why is it awful? How is it retarded?

Thanks! Agnes and I will definitely adopt. I'm thinking maybe another noble family might have a daughter that they want to send to a out of the way place that's far from palace intrigue and other problems. We'll teach her to understand the magical spirits of nature and how to protect herself. We wouldn't tell her for a long time, but when she's ready, she could inherit the lands herself and become a very powerful Princess.

I'm not trying to force a rp.

Odesium

First Aid I
Tactics I
Unarmed Combat II
Potion Mixing III
Teamwork I
Physical Training I
Maneuvers I
Monster Hunting II

Crale Edwards
Bathsheba
Jiel

Excange Program II

My weapon will be a pair of clawed gloves that I splash my posions on.

>anyone says anything abiut angel at all
>immediately orbiters spring to her defense
Holy shit her IDF is real. How thirsty and pathetic do you need to be whiteknight a girl online that youll never meet?

>still no winx club cyoa

When?

>Everyone here should try to grow thicker skin.

I was born with a thick skin and I still find her off-putting.

obligatory gandhi quote response telling you to do it yourself

obligatory vulgar response telling you to fuck off