Dragon life

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look how pissed the red dragon on the left is that his girl is getting seduced by some human

not to mention the white dragon thinking "brah, you just gonna sit there and take that?"

of course, not all love is reciprocated

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gather round, soft ones. i bring relief from this season's harsh cold with gifts and fire.

how the night began

my diet says i'm allowed one cheat day a decade and i'm using it

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thanks to the introduction of coffee, dragons no longer have to sleep for years at a time.
how does this affect your setting?

>No you fuckers I bring gifts to YOU.
>Why the hell do you bring me all that gold?
>What the fuck's wrong with you?
>Fuck this shit. I'm out.

Silver Dragon Paladin is best Paladin

I'm not entirely sure who's getting gifts here desu.

The global economy collapses from the amount of gold and valuables hidden away in their hordes.
Oh, and the region that has most of the dragons gets fucking ruined.

>Hyper Caffeinated dragons that haven't slept in 10 years
Global apocalypse.

just be careful, dragon's don't like sharing

like clockwork

Lizard surgeon cool cat

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What is it with dragons getting sexualised? It's an enormous, magical lizard with a lifestyle, diet, lifespan and psychology largely alien to humans.

Is it a power thing? Most of the content I see generally has the dragon domm(e)ing, or if the lizard isn't in charge, the emphasis is on how badass the human is for boning a dragon.

Not trying to judge, I'm just trying to see if anyone understands the psychology behind it.

Also, OP related pic since I don't want to be a complete derailing asshole.

Do Drakken count?

Well hello there

Does fraternizing with Bards count?

Its intelligent. Humans want to fuck intelligent things that are interesting.

When the dragon scratches itself with its hind leg and does nothing but growl, only furfags are into it.

If you have the dragon talk, it becomes a husbando or waifu. Look at all the chicks that love CumberSmaug, and all the guys that grew up wanting to fuck Saphira.

I would ride Niv-Mizzet's giant draco-genius cock

Chess Dragon was the best one of character to have no explenation

But what's the dragon supposed to strip?

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Clothing and armor from its hoard.

Get ten pieces, it'll have to show you something lewd.

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this has given inspiration for my upcoming campaign.
Thanks.

My guess is the challenge in it. Dragons are supposed to be super arrogant and above humans. So seducing one is the ultimate challenge for a human, and sexually pleasing one gives you the biggest bragging rights out there. And I guess for a chick, a dragon finding you beautiful would be really flattering, because they live forever and see tons of hot bitches and dragonesses. Being seen as special or beautiful enough for a dragon to try to seduce you is super flattering, or whatever.

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its the form
also the cock

Is this too lewd for Veeky Forums?

DELETE THIS.

Too lewd?

Clearly you haven't been around long enough to have seen the "Holding Hands = Lewd" meme.

I meant more along the lines of too lewd for the janitors. I'm no stranger to consensual missionary sex with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.

Depends entirely on the janitor.

Intelligent and powerful, appeals to 'standard' romantic aspirations for men and women. Some flexibility in there of course.

Men courting a dragoness means that he's powerful, smart or charismatic enough to woo such an intelligent, powerful and likely proud creature to be interested in him. Romance and courting for men is often some kind of 'prove your worth' challenge and proving your worthiness to a being that's as far above you as you are from a mouse is the ultimate test, and ultimate vindication if you succeed.

Women fantasizing about dragons generally seem to skew it towards a more dominating dragon giving them his interest and focus, in all the world and all his many treasures and vast power he is interested in little old her, a twist on the idea of some powerful exotic prince or king being taken in by them.

What if its a man on a male dragon?

Combination of both, I suppose. That could go in a lot of ways, actually. There's definitely the possibility for a domination theme from either direction.

Thats actually pretty hot. I'm going to need a moment.

>tfw you'll never best a young drake in one-on-one personal combat
>tfw you'll never hold your sword to his throat while he degrades himself to beg for his life
>tfw you'll never decide to let him live if he becomes your personal servant
>tfw you'll never slowly start looking at him in a new light after months of fighting
>tfw you'll never decide to use your servant in... new an inventive ways
>tfw you'll never unlock a dragon mount to use whenever you want
>tfw you'll never make your pet drake paint the bed before cuddling against him to keep warm
>tfw you'll never ruin a dragon sexually, warping his mind so he can never get off without being subservient to a strong-willed and strong human
>tfw you'll never die of old age before he gets too large to find a new human to enslave him
>tfw you'll never make a dragon hunt for a new master to stuff his tailhole until he cries out and creams the sheets

Why live

it gives new meaning to the words "dragon riding". and im ok with that.

>tfw you'll never be bested by a young drake in one-on-one personal combat
>tfw you'll never beg and plead for your life as his teeth grip around your throat
>tfw you'll never be allowed to live if you become his personal servant
>tfw you'll never slowly start looking at him in a new light after months of servitude
>tfw you'll never be used in... new and inventive ways
>tfw you'll never be a drake's mount to be used whenever he wants
>tfw you'll never let your drake master paint your insides before cuddling against him to keep warm
>tfw you'll never be ruined sexually, your mind warping so you can never get off without being subservient to a strong-willed and strong dragon
>tfw you'll never die of old age before he gets too large to find a new human to enslave
>tfw you'll never make a dragon hunt for a new pet to stuff himself into until he cries out and creams the sheets

Why live

Something that isn't just more dragon sex shit from my campaign world.

One of the oldest empires in the world is the Dawa'naia Salṭanah, the Golden Empire. Founded by a group of dragons who fought against the serpentfolk kingdoms in the late period of the Age of Creation, it is the sacred homeland for the dragonborn and kobolds and one of the few places dragons can move about freely without being hunted down. Currently ruled over by Nam-Lugal Shagaraktiyash, a young golden dragon that has ruled for almost 300 years.

Its major exports are mercenaries, magic knowledge, spices, draconic weapons and armors, agriculture, and many other things popular to the nations near it and across the world trade routes. Its products have been found even within the far away lands of Tian Xia.

Its neighbors are the gnoll kingdoms to the north east, the Osirion kingdom to its west, the Vudra kingdom to its south east, and the kingdoms of Avistan to its north west.

The average Dragonborn citizen is a passionate often extreme person. They can be incredibly hospitable or the worst xenophobe. Like their bigger cousins, dragonborn often lust after coin and jewels, but many put this obsession towards other things like knowledge or bigger crops.

Kobolds are the often overlooked and poorly treated race of servants and engineers. Their ingenuity with traps and their mining capabilities are often employed to set up defenses for the communities of the their bigger cousins.

That's pretty interesting. I do somewhat question the poorly treated Kobolds—if they're engineers, they're skilled labor, and that generally means that they would go far.

Unless they're all naturally talented and there's a lot of them, I guess.

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This has a pornographic version doesn't it

I recognize that art style

Talented and lots, most don't get used as engineers, just used for things needing small hands or in tough to get places. The ones who do get used as engineers and other more high status work get treated fairly well, but it's not like the rest are slaves or considered as less than people. That's reserved for the actual slaves and those who don't bear draconic blood ( a not uncommon view from the more xenophobic types, and especially the dragons who rule over everyone).

yes

Not so much pornographic, but mildly lewd, yes.

>clearly has slit and anus
>not lewd
ok

I didn't notice until I actually looked.

>all the guys that grew up wanting to fuck Saphira.
You hit the nail on the head for me. Man know that I think about I wonder how many others gained scalie tendencies from reading that series as a kid? It was a very popular series at the time for kids.

In my own campaign setting, there's a race called the Dragon-Men, but actual dragons have never existed. Why the languages the gods created contains a word for a being that doesn't exist and modeled a speaking race after a being that doesn't exist is a huge plot point in a later adventure in the series.

>blue dragon-"aw you think this is funny you racist soft-skin piece of shit?! should I kidnap a princess and horde money to play the role for you?!"

>you are held captive by a female dragon and a princess is coming to rescue you
boner alert

Why would I want to be rescued?

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In my settings, a dragon's desire to horde easily becomes a physical addiction. If they don't continue to gain wealth after acquiring a lot of it, they experience withdrawal—complete with the shakes, paranoia, nausea, the works.

In response, there's a group of Gold Dragon monks who very carefully try to prevent themselves from acquiring Wealth of any sort.