Post adventurers in down time

Not sure if Long Rest or Short Rest, but it's probably downtime...

That is one ugly guar.

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That's some creepy downtime

What? Maybe she's his daughter.

I unironically enjoyed Grimgar for its focus on downtime

Its Eberron art. The guy's a cleric/paladin of silver flame and he's talking to somebody with a dragonmark and spell component pouch. (also maybe halfing). It's fine.

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>bend forward
>sternum gets poked by armor

Shit armor.

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this thread is amazing. it's a shame these images are so rare.

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>It's fine.
Pedo

You're clearly the one turning it into something sexual.

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You're clearly acting defensive, which shows a guilty conscience.

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that's a pretty common type of armor, called a plackart. From the 1300's and 1400's

Still a pretty shit idea,

anything that stops you from getting stabbed isn't a shit idea

It's a cheaper way to reinforce your coat of plates or cuirass and protects your vital organs

Ok what are the metal flower looking things?

You are aware that the "breastplate" was in fact two plates, the plackart underneath extending to the groin, and the cuirass above, extending no lower than the waist?

There must be a joint at the waist, else you can't bend forward of back. Good luck crouching over your lance like that.

besagew

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Components_of_medieval_armour

Rondels

Armpits were the best place to stab someone in plate armor, so they added the rondels. Milanese armor replaced them by extending the pauldrons

>besagew
never seen that word before, learn something new every day

>crushing a fairy barehanded
For God's sake man, at least use a funnel! You're dripping all over the floor!
Why not get a proper gore press and strainer like a sensible person.

Oh, thank you

Right. Sure. As said by a teen who's never taken his latchkey kid for burgers to socialize a bit and hear how their life is going, after a few busy weeks at work.

>latchkey kid
I don't know what your pedo terms mean, pedo, but you're not going to pedo trick me into looking it up!

"Not adventuring" is kind of the point of down time?

Why was Eberron and the Silver Flame so fucking cool?

No no. That's a bird. I had to look at it closer.

user pls

I think it's mainly because their body shapes are completely kerfuckered, as in where he fuck is his right hip and how fucking long does his right thigh have to be? Mix that with the discomfort created by a bench and table that make no size sense whatsoever (he literally can't fit under it but she can't reach the floor from whereas she can't reach it) and what probably started as a cute idea of a huge human and a tiny halfling trying to share a plate of scotch eggs seem weird and creepy.

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What are you, some kind of fancy-pants city alchemist? Where we come from, we make potions with nothing but our hands and we like it!

yeah well liberals hate history.

I think he means adventurer as a profession, so you can be an adventurer who's not doing actual adventuring when it comes time to sit down for a bit between adventures. Same way a firefighter is still a firefighter when he's eating dinner at home.

Damn, you rarely get such an obvious Kafka trap. Nicely done.

"If you only can take one piece of armor, it should be helmet"

>latchkey kid is a pedo term

>tfw no Sharkman bf

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J-just had to go far, far away.

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They wouldn't use a shit idea.

be careful not to overextend the pauldrons or you'll get a space marine

That guy has some strange fucking legs

Same here.

And the focus on the party.

Whats the context here?

he does, actually, trying to imagine them in a variety of different positions they don't make sense

even if i think of different locations he could be sitting, like on the same bench as the girl or on a chair own his own

eugh?
what's that supposed to be?
some boy or girl... sleeping... or dead
and some dark knight guy waving around the corner with a severed arm?

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It's mild dark humor. Everything you need is in the image.

His proportions are off. his legs are way too far off to one side. To pull off that pose, one of his legs would have to be obscured by the girl.

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looks like jesus

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>downtime
In the grim darkness of the Bat Country, there is no downtime - there is only time when you are high on drugs, and when you are experiencing withdrawal symptoms.

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>main NPC very close to death, gravely wounded
>atmosphere depressing as fuck now

Anyone got any advice for this? I don't know how to add the adventuring spirit back.

Does the red horse even have skin? Jesus Christ.

it's brown, and that is his skin.

This is the best thing I've seen In a long fucking time

But since it's been brought up, a skinless horse might be an appropriately creepy mount for a villain of some kind

>all over them have the same face

More sad without the spoops

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I had that thought too.

W𝖊ll wh𝖆t do w𝖊 h𝖆v𝖊 h𝖊r𝖊?

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