/bbg/ - Blood Bowl General

"dead like most sekrit players" edition

>season IV finals soon™
>secret league is ongoing, round 2 in progress
>votes for season V changes probably soon™

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First for monkeys did nothing wrong.

Positive: Gave a wardancer -ma
Negative: Gonna lose because i used a ghoul to do it

I may have just caused an elf team to be deleted. 2 niggles and 3 -mas

Doing Nuffle's work, son.

you sure sorted them out, good work

Jesus fuck I sent you a message on two days ago Jager. Get your act together and reply.

Can we attach hours of availability to our team profile or something?

>one guy is in Bangladesh and can only play between morning prayer and evening prayer
>other guy is in alaska and has to work at night

>other guy is in alaska and has to work at night

>Live in northern Alaska
>Night shift is almost 6 months.

Mauled plz

not feeling these personally, but they're probably ok.

Looks like cartoony shit.

I see the art style of the BB universe being more like Pro Wrestling or that American Gladiators thing with lots of motor oil.

Not saturday morning cartoons.

Skylanders team for sekrit when?

Only after you purchase a skylander fumbbl pack with all your teams figures and place them on the pitch portal. If one dies it kills the electronics inside so you need to purchase a new one both in and out of game, plus journeymen, that can only be used once before needing a new one.

Can GW fuck up Bloodbowl more than Spyro got fucked up?

Rolled 3 (1d6)

regen

Foulable skink thighs

Just like finals, the thread stalled out.

Any pics of actual models?

Nothing new honestly.

not yet, Im sure they'll have greens the moment the KS drops.

>no sure feet
You just KNOW that nigga's gunna go for and ram its femur through its skull.

If the greens look anything like these, they've already fucked up.

Think I saw they had a necro kickstarter too, and they used some already made werewolves that are of meh quality.

Reminder that this happened

>2 more games in the scheduler for secret

Keep 'em coming.

we posting gifs?

...

Please remove this heretical image
Thank you

>No matches scheduled at this time. Check back later

finals never going to happen

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Beasthiccs vs. A cat is fine too

Who played the spiked ball?

Actually really like how the gif loops in such a way that it makes the dirty trick look like a trap card.

The amazon player McBobson played spiked ball against elves and then god a blitz. He proceeded to do the controversial "sudoku" play consisting of stabbing ones players with their own spiked ball.

Game ends 2-1 in favor of the cats.

A funny thing about this match is that Shirokuma, a werebear, managed to catch a ball twice on a 6+ and ran/blitzed across the pitch before making a touchdown. Good on you, Shirokuma!

No Deaths / 10

Uncle Tom's Cattle Ranch
vs
Lincoln Park Zoo

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'dere it is
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sneks take a siesta in about 90

scratch that planes delayed another hour

shame their iGG campaign was all concept no greens. Probably would have been way more popular other wise

So, query regarding "free" wins for a no-show: if you've made an honest attempt throughout the week to show up to games, but the one time your opponent shows up you're unable to play due to a prior commitment, what happens?

I ask because it might become relevant.

Would it unheard of to convert a skaven into a necro werewolf? Are they too distinct?

This actually looks pretty good.

20 bucks, 40mm base. Too big for new-BB?

There's a severe lack of decent werewolf miniatures.

fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=882744
Sneks vs Thpainiards

The one that can show up more often gets the win.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

gfi

What colors should the dugouts be?

Reserves
KO (out of drive)
Badly Hurt (out of game)
Killed (dead)

>why are you doing this?
Because I want to. (and so I have an excuse to learn networking code) I also did those ascii block dice.

>It looks like shit
Thanks for your input.

grey
yellow
orange
red

Orange isn't available, so I used gold and pink for ko and injured respectively.

Now to get players placing correctly.

Pirates vs Snotlings in 9 hours.

Don't die on me in the meantime.

I hope some players die.

So how would you excited when GW finally announce Azyr team?

Hey guys, sorry for being dead for almost a week. My internet was down for a bit, third-shift work is quite a bitch (especially whenever I only get 6 hours or less of sleep, which is usually what I get), and I am involved in way too many projects and activities.

RIP

Luffies versus Mucus in 5.

No sign of mcbobson. I forgot to message him back after accepting the time in the scheduler so I'll take the blame for this.

At least you managed to get him to agree upon a time.

>mcbobson was on at time of start
>domun was not
Just sayin. Maybe you guys should have messaged eachother to open a game.

Also, how do I get the text captchas with chanX? There's like 3 different captcha option embedded in a two page long list of checkboxes.

Other way around dude, I got on two hours after the time.

>half the secret matches to go
>less than 3 days to deadline

Blame Crab.

I don't give grace periods.

McBobson, check your messages.

How do you 'mark' players you want to remember ingame? "This guy has dodge" "this guy has claw" kinda thing.

>he doesn't recognize his players by their facial features

ctrl+click, I think

>he thinks I'm talking about my own players
Do you just come here to shitpost?

Shift + click(left or right depending on factors)

shift rightclick

>he doesn't extensively study his enemy's team before the match

What others have said. Also, you have about 7 characters or so before it can't fit anymore, so what I do are things like B = Block, D = Dodge, Cl= Claw, Oh shit = This motherfucker needs to be killed or he will fuck up your day, etc.

every elf gets marked "fag"

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Happening.

A ship of pirates vs wagons with snotlings!
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X = Blodge
Cunt = Kill Stack
Wt = Wrackle
FU = AG 5 leaping strip ball.
GMB = every dwarf player
Ect.

1-1 for both, no one wins, but both players scored, and there was violence. Not a bad day.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

gfi

Tendril pls go and play final

>Tendril pls go and lose final
fixt

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Never

It has been one day since semis. Can we just cancel the finals and pretend season 4 never happened?

Has Mauled already departed to his sex trip to Germany? What if he gets buttaids and never comes back?

One week*, not one day since the semis of course

Muh grace period

It's been five days since the second semi.

No, we still have our verified and beloved Grace Period (TM).

Just accept that the finals will not happen soon.

How about we start season 5 and let them play the finals later?

how bad are underworld compared to the rest of the teams? they're not goblin/ogre tier right?

They're way better than ogres/goblins. The skaven players get really good with their M access on normals, it really helps the troll too. Stunty linemen is of course a big weakness, but mass dodge can be a real problem to deal with for teams that don't start with a lot of block/tackle.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

regen

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it's a sekrit

The game of AV7 and stabs!

>BLITZ

youtube.com/watch?v=XSaqSVi--Ms

This game ended 1-1. I always sucked at ottd, and it was certain that I would fail that with what I had. Also, Kayako gets Block.

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)

Rerolling double skulls

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An apo actually did his job and turned a crushed skull into just a broken jaw.

Well, a new season looms for us over at Huntingdon, and everyones been told that after the all-star 10th season to go bring brand new teams this year.

After a number of years of the league being heavy with bashy teams, a lot of people are opting for a mix of comedy/agility teams this year.

The player who's played nothing but Skaven since he was 14 is chucking in the rats for a Lizardman team.
Another is bringing the 'flings
THE Chaos team player... not a Chaos Team, but THE Chaos Team, you know the one, the one with mighty blow and claws across the board, that one. He's bringing Goblins this year.

And me?

I'm going Slaan.

Wish me luck!

Because christ almighty I'm going to need it.

strawpoll.me/11038946
POLL TIME

What is this, and why does it sound like you are doing it right?

It's spelled slann you fagott.

Four teams minimum for a knockout tournament on fumbbl.