Whose Turn Is It Anyways?

Plot hooks that never made the cut.

>The court wizard lost his wand of wonder up his ass. Get it out before he farts a fireball in the middle of high court.

The old man in the darkened alleyway claims to have a rare biomancy wand of Grease, but he needs some help from the party's half elf wizard to figure out it's operation. Ignore the blindfold.

Before you is this exotic figure, dressed up in Gothic lace.. the loli says- no wait guys come back! I swear it's not my fetish! Please!

There's a big looming threat of an army conquering everything in its path, but the players are more interested in experimenting with the alchemy system than forwarding the "main" plot.

The Lich-King is spreading disease throughout the land...venereal disease.

>got a boner yet?

>Party development philosopher's stone
>at the same time the city is being razed
>enemy general seizes it from the very intelligent and rich but physically unimposing party
>he's now immortal and has the assorted powers of the stone behind him
gj

>The last scion of the imperial line has gone missing. He is the only one who can save the world. Take this ring only he can wear and find him
>When they find him, he flips them a gold coin and tells them 'thanks, now fuck off' and goes back to drinking and whoring

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