Pathfinder General /pfg/

Do sword create by storm of blades count as "manufacture weapon"?

*cough Sense Vital cough*

What sort of environment were they fighting in? I don't see how a Dragon Turtle could go down so easily if diving is an option.

>all of last thread
>doing this
You are truly a showman, I hope you stream it when you kill yourself.

*kicks your legs out beneath you and roshambos you as you fall*

What did I just say ?

I like using leshy with class levels but I don't think that's incredibly creative.

What do you look for / enjoy most out of a typical campaign?

I plan to be around a long time. I'm not in the mood nor do I have the desire to commit suicide. Homicide...maybe.

What're good classes to include in a modern game?

The flying bomb-spewing Alchemist caught up with him before he could dive. This was the exact round in which he realized he was going to die and needed to leave.

They'd baited him onto the shoreline with food.

Now that's got some serious balls to it. Be excellent to each other. Ignore him. Right because you all are so much more mature and high minded. I tell you what, why don't you go down the piers or a near by stream and toss yourselves in? Maybe then you'll do something to help the planet instead of yourselves.

Alchemist?

These things?
d20srd.org/srd/epic/monsters/leshay.htm

Better than just tossing a generic monster at CR+4 at them.

As with last thread, Pathfinder breaks in modern games. Firearms are dumb as hell, and casters still reign supreme even when the setting doesn't really allow for them. The only suggestion I could really give for this is Alchemist, just because it can be fluffed into pretty much whatever you want without any mechanical changes.

Oh I did. I learned they were just idiots playing at a game they knew nothing about. Me? I've been around a while. So..go ahead. Try. Ignore.
Breathe. I honestly don't care. I'm not here for glory. I'm here for vengeance.

When someone posts shit like between threads, they are in fact autistic.

Then there's . I'm not sure who's funnier, though.

Vengeance for what? What did anyone do to you?

>Guy wants to make a homebrew class
>"I can't make this fit into 20 levels."
>"Then fit it in 10 and adjust the scaling."
>"No, it has to have 20 levels."
>"It doesn't. In fact, this could be done in five levels if you drop these redundant abilities."
>"No, you can't have a base class with less than 20 levels, or else it's a prestige class."
>"Prestige classes have requirements beyond race and alignment, this is just a base class. Seriously, 5 levels after removing these, or 10 levels with keeping them, and your problem is solved. It has seven empty levels for fuck's sake, and yes, +1 to attack or save counts as an empty level."
And the argument keeps going circular. How do I drive it into his skull that empty levels are bad?

I'm the same guy. And also I REALLY hate it when you guys denigrate someone that doesn't have the same neurodevelopment as you "normal' people. It seriously makes me question why normal people run the world when they can't get their own crap together.

Exist? It's shitposting user, there's no reason except to just post.

In case y'missed it.

Seriously buddy, tea. Tea with honey.

Actually, that's a good question - what do your characters drink on their adventures? What about when they get to rest up at inns or homes? Pic related has a thing for chai.

To me? I had to SIT THROUGH ENTIRE BUCKETS OF CRAP ABOUT YOUR SEXSCAPES! About who is the most'virile' male around! about the crap that would make Donald Trump and other hate mongers go "What the fuck?" So yeah...I'm angry. So what?

Wow, if you're gonna masturbate, at least make it sexy. You're just spinning your wheels now, and it stopped being funny last thread.

Too lazy to go daisy chain together posts from threads, but might as well toss out for a third thread in a row in the vain hope I can kick off some kind of duscussion.

What is an acceptable set of racial feats that give spell-like abilities that result in at-wills? How many feats, how many SLAs at the end of the chain, and what kind of spells? Do you think these kinds of feat chains (such as Drow Nobility) are fucking stupid and shouldn't even exist?
Dunk down the Magical Tail feat chain to 2 scaling feats, then have two companion feats to make those SLAs be at-will. Yay or nay?
And since I'm on weebshit anyway, aside from fixing their 1/day trash feats, what kind of stuff would be fitting to give to Tengu? Something with wind I imagine.

Thanks mates.

Oh I have a reasons. Tons of them. I just figure I'd speak in a language you all seem to understand. So here it is. I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU LEAVE.

>denigrate someone
We are denigrating you, by comparing you to someone who is in fact lacking in the brains department.
That is what your behavior is akin to. If you cannot grasp that concept, it's further proof that you are a real-life autist, rather than someone who is merely a social autist (which you still are).

That you're the same between those two posts makes me wonder if you're not manic, too.

Shhh anons, it's tea/coffee time, ignore the wanker, just enjoy the shitshow in silence.

Repostan

At the same time, since Cats are tiny animals it's fully possible to have a Swarm of them. Since they're Tiny and non-flying, any given swarm would only contain 300 cats at a time, so a total of 33 swarms plus change. I'm not completely sure what the CR of a Cat Swarm is, but I'll estimate it around a CR 5 since the base creature is actually enough of a threat to have a listed CR, albeit not a very high one. A single CR 5 encounter should provide 1,600 XP, so 33 of them should be 52,800 XP total which is only a CR 15 encounter.

I am not here for your amusement. I'm here for vengeance. I'm here to make all your lives a living breathing hell that keeps on going even when you think it's over. It's not. Because I will not stop. Not now. Not ever. So enjoy that, you whoreson impudent embossed rascal.

>Calling people autistic hurts my feelings
>People with mental deficiencies should run the world

You didn't have to sit through anything. No one made you read threads with fetish bait OPs or whatever the hell else they might have been talking about.

d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/plants/leshy-template

These guys!

Regardless of WHAT I am, in real life, the fact you use a word in such a manner as that tells me all I need about what kind of person you are. Which isn't much. Just a waste of skin that thinks because I'm 'interferening" with your "fun time' I'm the villain. Well fine. I'm the villain. Here's me being Doctor Doom on you all.

Enjoy.

Why are leshys the best?

>I'm not completely sure what the CR of a Cat Swarm is, but I'll estimate it around a CR 5
Is this nigga Sirius?

Let me explain your error as best I can.

You're claiming that someone isn't worth your time or anyone's, but you're then taking the time to get mad at them and tell them about it. This is what we call a "contradiction." They are generally considered indicators of intellectual dishonesty.

Not only that, but seeing as not much of the internet likes Veeky Forums and not much of Veeky Forums likes Veeky Forums and not much of Veeky Forums likes /pfg/, you are performing an action known as "reaching for low-hanging fruit."

Now, is this "the pot calling the kettle black?" Maybe. Even so, it "takes one to know one" - i.e. it takes someone familiar with these behaviors to point them out. Which is what I'm doing.

You're dragging yourself down to the level of people you hate, people whose existence disgusts you, to satisfy a nebulous anger that will never actually be satisfied. Doing this will not produce any form of satisfaction, and will in fact only lead you to more sufffering.

Go, and be free, lest you be chained within the Hell that lies here. Surely you can see that is the best course of action?

Because they're cute and brave and there's one for your favorite plant, probably!

Leshy a best

I'm still iffy about the Leshy Warden archetype, I've not gotten to play one so I'm uncertain how it holds up.

No people with austim deserve RESPECT like everyone else. But apparently that doesn't translate with you morons so I'm going a different route. As for why I sat through it? Honestly? I thought this place MIGHT be meriting in me finding a few PF stuff. Instead...not even madness. Inane drivel.

So this is my stance.

DOOM.

A dog would probably rate a swarm of 300 cats to be pretty dangerous, yeah.

CR 5 feels low. Maybe 8?

I'm autistic myself.

And I'm here to tell you that you need to shut the fuck up we have it worse than the trannies because of faggots like you, so stop acting like a cunt, man up, and behave

[long rant with lingo from early 2000's]

People with autism deserve respect.

People who clown around and act like autists on Veeky Forums do not deserve respect.

You are in that second category there.

Why do you continue to subject yourself to this?

There's nothing to be gained here. You won't change anything, because in your own words everyone here is too pathetic to learn or change or improve or grow.

So why? What's the point?

The problem with that is that as soon as we're not reading the thread you are out of our lives completely.

You can't actually do anything to anyone other than have fits of tard rage for no reason on an anonymous Bangladeshi clay urn painting forum

Like I said, I'm going the Doctor Doom route with this. If Hell wants my soul, they will get it after EVERYTHING is laid to waste. If that's a price too high...then I guess one of us should leave. It just won't be me.

If I'm angry or mad btw, It's because I feel it when people make decisions or opinions without any true facts. So...there it is.

There's a leshy warden archetype?!

Attention, what else?

Alright, can all of you faggots stop continuing the shit from the last thread and talk about waifufaggotry or something? It's honestly more productive.

He's trying to masturbate in public, user. Leave him be.

Fuckin' YEAH
d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/druid/archetypes/paizo---druid-archetypes/leshy-warden-druid-archetype

www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/druid/archetypes/paizo---druid-archetypes/leshy-warden-druid-archetype

It's too late, user.

It was always too late.

>CR 5 feels low. Maybe 8?
This is why I'm on medication.

Because I can. Because it's not about making points so much as proving what I know to be true. You all deserve to go elsewhere.

Well I'm sorry if you feel I'm dragging you along me with. That wasn't intentional. However I do suggest this course of action. LEAVE. Turn off your computer. Maybe then I'll be gone.

Like I said, estimate. You're still not breaking an overall CR 20 encounter until you make the swarm a CR 10, and that's pushing it.

>I'm going the Doctor Doom route with this
That's oddly appropriate, considering Doom is a fictional character. Your whole 'cause' if it can even be called that is contrived from your own autistic rage against nothing.

Define typical and I will try. At the moment I dont think I have had 2 campaigns similar enough to each other that I would consider them typical.

This actually looks pretty good. Delaying Wild Shape and not getting regular animal companion progression is an okay trade for getting a familiar that advances AND the Plant domain.

Dude, stop taking the bait.

If I wanted attention I'd watch actual porn.

The problem isn't me. The problem is you. So go ahead. Leave. I don't HAVE to do anything. Just stay here. Keep posting and eventually someone leaves.

That's seem fair.

A swarm of cats would be CR2 at most.

Not much to go on, here. I never use swarms in my games, they're just not fun, so I'm not sure how cats would translate into one.

Neat. I think I'll make one for when my group attempts RotRL. That or an archadin again, that was fun.

>Autist yelling at fellow rice feild works to get out of his rice patty
Honestly not that new.

So how 'bout them undead, what's your favorite type of undead?

Mines Skeletal Champions/mages

I'd hardly call it nothing. It's something when people are the ones doing the posting, not machines. Not spam bots. People that apparently think and feel but don't bother to think it through. So yeah. If I decided to follow a fictional character's advice, it's not much different from people following their 'religious' belief systems.

So book 2 of CoCT is coming to a close, and I'm falling into that weird interim time where I need the players distracted enough that I can make things happen offscreen.

I was actually gonna have the Sexy Cult Woman vanish into the city to unleash some sorta ultimate plague spell as a last resort, but I legit have no idea what to even make that do/look like story-wise.

Leshy should have these traits:
Sugary Goodness (Ex): A fruit may sacrifice itself so that others may live, be freed from any curses and the like. The ericaceae may allow itself to be eaten, transmuting into a hard, delicious candy, to restore one humanoid of up to 6 HD.

Tasty (Ex): A fruit is naturally tasty and is part of any balanced diet. Too much fruit may give you gas however. You have been warned. Everything in moderation.

>Implying I'm not a being of pure data

Tea time for you. I'm going to bed. I have class in 8 hours. Have fun fucking with Nightfall, everyone.

I don't actually know if it's a good trade, because I am bad at optimization and really like leshies, but it looks good to me.

You have to sleep sometime, or use the bathroom, or eat, or go to work, or something, and that is not dead which can eternal lie.

The moment you leave to attend to your flesh-body's needs, they'll return. The game of cat and mouse will go on ad infinitum.

Are you really willing to maintain an eternal vigil just to make absolutely sure someone leaves?

Leshy are not for eating!!!!!

Call me boring, but I can't stay away from a good Lich.

Plagues you say? Horror Adventures actually has stuff for that.

If hes the burly barbarian type, mead. Typical I know, but I fucking love mead and its about the only alcoholic beverage I can stand.

For some of the other highlights,

Gnomish Coffee

Exotic teas some non trivial number of which are actually just whatever plant happened to be around soaked in boiling water,

Water and Only Water (conjured directly from the plane of water by preference)

Scumble.

Isn't that basically what that one Ram monster from Hell's Vengeance could do? The one that could use True Resurrection by sacrificing itself?

I had a character (DFA) whose thing was whiskey mixed with alchemist's fire.

This is not a thing you should try unless you have fire resistance!

I don't need a plague, there's already a plague in the city.

I'm trying to think up what the last, and most powerful, member of an Urgathoa cult would do if they were left alone after the rest of their dungeon was killed.

A classic, and something that I'm actually working on I'm my current campaign, fun times.

> Scumble.

My Druid has picked up a taste for tea made from poisonous plants ever since he became immune to poison.

Pathfinder causes brain damage

I dare you to say that about the fungus leshy or the gourd leshy. They're not so friendly-looking.

You seem awfully angry, here have a Starburst.

Could be, I don't have that particular one.

The bender was epic in that game.

Is it a leshy starburst

youtube.com/watch?v=3HFaUoulmx4

I want to combine Curse of the Crimson Throne, Council of Thieves, and Carrion Crown. Any tips?

youtube.com/watch?v=P91gBHC5TnA

But still delicious. Their unpleasant appearance gives them a particularly nice flavor.

No. Maybe. I dunno. What's the question?

Keep testing me son. I can All day....