Borrow your friend's deck

>Make really nice color copies of your friend's cards
>hide the real ones
>light the fakes on fire in front of him and make him watch

>Kick your friend in the dick.
>No set up or anything, just boot to the dick

Werewolf Jones?

Jokes on him, I dont use sleeves

see

>run a mile
>rub your sweaty nuts on each individual card

I´m not sure wether you meant deck or you´re a fag

You aren't sure? You're probably the only one

>borrow your friend's deck
>throw his rarest cards into the sea

Do this, but burn the real ones, and return the fakes pretending it was a joke the whole time

>not making two copies, burning one, giving him the other, and keeping the real ones

>Borrow your friend's cards
>Masturbate
>Put a small amount of jizz on each card

>Train him to be the best card player there ever was
>Enter tournament
>Win the final match
>As he's holding the trophy send an anonymous tip off to the officials that he used forged cards
>Gets discredited, humiliated and banned for life from all events
>Commits suicide
>Sell his deck because card games are for fags

I thought my idea was evil enough, but now I feel like Mugabe, and you fucker's are hitler

Not
>sneak into your friend's house
>poop in his cat's litterbox

>notice friends deck left unattended
>split it into two stacks
>flip one face up and the other face down
>shuffle them together
>put it back

...

>borrow your friend's sleeves
>put a card in every single one

>Borrow your friends shampoo
>Mix it with Nair

Let the punishment fit the crime

>borrow friend's dice
>shove every last one of them bad boys up my pooper
>return them and ask why his dice smell so weird

>borrow friend's DnD manual
>shove that bad boy up my pooper
>return them and let him complain about how his book smells weird on the internet

>piss into empty Mountain Dew bottle
>let it bake and ferment sealed up and in the sun for a month
>put spray nozzle cap on nasty piss bottle
>gently mist every last page of his game books

>notice your friend's extra 2000 organized deck building cards he never uses
>borrow card box to build deck
>shuffle cards together randomly and return them to box
>return box to friend

>Borrow friend's mother
>Place a baby sister inside

fucking machiavellian

>Borrow your friend's body
>Go on killing spree
>Switch back just so he can realize what he's done before the police arrive

>new grill interested in gaming
>wasn't at all
Have sex instead.

>borrow friend's deck
>play for ante

... is there one where he does that

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