CYOA General: The Strong Survive Edition

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You owe me fresh oc

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Like I want some hot off the grill oc with the best high quality images

And the darkest memes

Purest waifus

Skankiest husbandos. Like, cocktail gobbling gods.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Unfortunately, I have no such ability, as not only am I not a CYOA maker but I am on mobile and in a hotel room at least two days from my computer. Please accept my apologies.

I meant clocks but my phone is retarded. Jesus this shit is long.

Cocks. Why is that so hard.
Well fuck you sir. I would quit but you got trips so I must continue.

>not drawing a cyoa and taking a picture of it with your phone

I've always wanted to do that.

Fuck there's still like a billion pages

Name: Lindaswen Thereliel (goes by Lindas)

>Lunestier

>Arcane Magic x3
>Summoning Magic x3
>Tactics x3
>Magic Refinement
>Maneuvers x2

>Valerie Bluewood
>Allyce Westhold
>Crale Edwards
>Tennie Northbreed

>The Great Hunt (every year)
>Security
>Bodyguard

>Art/Music
>Paranormal Research

>Bookworm

I was a orphan adopted by Lunestier groundskeeper. A teacher saw that I have strong innate magical skills. So I got accepted in the prestigious magical school.

Hopefully with my summoning magic and tactics I can basically become a general of my own magic army and I can use arcane magic to protect myself and support my army. After graduation my friends and I can go on quests to find treasures and lost knowledge and help protect peasants and kingdoms. After I become stronger, I can take over a old castle as base and start small Queendom of magical creatures summoned from the different planes. Then become a famous mercenary company and have my magic army help settle conflicts in exchange for extravagant gifts and titles.

Eventually have more titles than all those pompous spoiled students at school who wouldn't except me because I'm "poor" and "low class".

Fuck who ever made this for not having a male lopunny or a carbink.

>my character graduated from a "hero academy"

Damn you and your memes.
I've been infected by a similar desire.

I haven't even made a build for this shit. I saved it because it was tl;dr and I'd make one later. But I didn't. It's so much.

Only the best of maymays for you, my dear. Now go draw a cyoa.

Like goddamn. And not enough non-edgy guys.

But the lore is interesting. I like that at least.

Fuuuuuuuuuuccck

The answer is obvious.
Be an Adventurer. Protect orphans.

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>tfw you remember you're not a St Flares rat eater

What a lovely way to start the day.

Fuck them. What have the orphans ever done for me?

Damn, your memory is short.
You just told what they did for you.

Pic related: a typical St. Flares girl

Pic related: a St Flares idol

Name: Scooberto Lafo!
> The Ej Har Institute.

> Summoning Magic.
I will have one Summon who I use exclusively.
> Potion Mixing x3.
I'm always afraid of this shit in these settings, so this should help circumvent any Potion based issues.
> Illusion Magic x3.
Same reason, as well as the amazing uses in combat.
> Elemental Magic x3.
I will focuse ONLY on Fire. With three classes devoted to that one Element the destructive power should be legend. Combined with being able to make others think the attacks are coming from a different direction, there will be little defense against the Flames.
> Knowledge: Magic Theory x2.
I will learn what there is to know of my own abilities.

> Inas.
Inas.
> Inas!
Inas!
> INAS!
INAS!
> INAS
INAS

> The Great Hunt.
I don't think I'll actually be able to beat other Heroes anytime soon.
> Basilisk Den.
I WAS WORKING WITH THE AUTHORITIES ALL ALONG
> Research Proposal.
I wish to combine my Alchemical and Illusory abilities to force someone into a state of irreversible temporal dilation of the senses. For self defence of course. It would be quite the breakthrough!
> Party Planner.
I Don't need anyone new! I have all the friends I need.
> Disciplinary Squad.
If I ever need to do something drastic to defend myself or another, then at least this way I'll have the grounds to.
> Hated Prodigy.
MORE POWER

Such is the start of Scooberto Lafo's friend filled, emotionally sound, and completely sane adventure!

Uzuza, fuck magic
martial combat x2
ranged combat x1
first aid x1
smithing x2
physical training x2
beast taming x2

duxix, yung tashi, kara'tee, tarkun ironstout

the great hunt
fundraising
bodyguard

exchange program, survival

Not all Wizardry is learned out of Malice.
Some Wizards learn it to cancel out the fuckery of other Wizards.

Porky know less doz?

I'm just saying Magic is a good counter-measure to magic.

Please rescue me. I want to include husbandos in my cyoa so I'll be inclusive and you will all love me but I have no fucking idea what kind of pics I should use. Do girls/gays like big bulges like we like breasts? Should I look for pics like that? Or is the way they look not important? How should they look anyway?

They should look big, stronk, comfy to snuggle with. Sexy husband maybe has highly visible bulge and abs of the gods plus sick hair

Variety is the spice of life, user.

You'll never know what you like until you find out

Just write a reasonable girl character and make it a guy. Done. Simple.

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S-stupid sexy pineapple...

>pineapple
Nigga you retarded.
That's a squash. Or at least it's some type of gourd.
Certainly ain't no fuckin' pineapple. God damn.

user... I...

>implying St Flares girls have teeth

>he's never seen a Mediterranean pineapple
Sorry my dude

Was the joke not obvious enough? I can understand if you thought it was stupid (which it was), but come on now user

You get hooked on bait as weak as that? I'm concerned, user.

lmgtfy.com/?q=Mediterranean pineapple
That's ain't it, neither.
Damn, you dumb.

Not THAT mediterranean, the other one.

>he hasn't seen a pre-fruit virus Mediterranean pineapple
>calls me dumb
I'm sorry you're upset senpai

I'm pretty sure that's a donut.

How the fuck does a squash look anything like a donut?

Ej Har here.

All you Lumineers and Umbubus thinking you're anything other than trash amuses me to no end.

plantvillage.org/en/topics/pineapple/diseases_and_pests_description_uses_propagation
That ain't no thing, either.
Y'all best be yanking my chain.
Next you'll be telling me the earth be round or some shit.

Is there a cyoa where all orcs are urinal cumdumps for the superior races to use freely?

Ej Har is the superior school in my opinion. However, I am but one student, lacking in world experience, and this is a subjective issue. Each has their own merits, and I applaud them for their own unique skills.
Although Ej Har also has Best Girl.

Bitch you better be talking about Cassiopeia.

Now listen, Friend. You two can live a long happy life together, filled with love and peace.
Please respect that this is subjective, and that I originally spoke in haste. I apologize for this.
However, I wish to protect Inas.

That is an admirable goal.

surprisingly, yes. two(?) of them.

Thank you, Friend.

This is the only CYOA that I made more than one build for, though my other one was made back when mage nerds were whining about how swole anti-mages were ruining their fun or whatever.

>Odesium
>Hated Progidy x2

>Mage Armor - Mastery
>Martial Combat - Mastery
>Arcane Magic - Mastery
>Physical Training - Advanced
>Maneuvers - Advanced
>Teamwork - Basic

>Chandara, Malyvin, Znanje

>Years 1-3:
Battle Royal: 3v3
Basilisk Den
>Year 4:
Battle Royal: 3v3
Basilisk Den
Security
>Year 5:
Battle Royal: 3v3
Basilisk Den
Security
Bodyguard

>Disciplinary Squad

user, it's bad to take advantage of the mentally handicapped.

I missed the two drawbacks thing.
I only took one.
Fuck.

>Uncle.jpg

Nothing stopped me from graduating from your super special snowflake school!

I just want to protect her. The purity of her delusions must not be tarnished.
She just needs to be happy.

So if you choose all classes from this page isn't choosing a school pointless?

Anything's possible when you "put out" for the staff.

Then post them please please please.

Practically, there is no difference, unless you intend to add roleplay flavor to your build. The classes are similar but the learning environments are different, school rivalries, etc.

Well, there is one difference that I forgot: choosing Uzuza restricts you from learning magic.

Is that a "you can never learn magic no matter what" kind thing or what?

You can learn it from exchange programs.

You just can't be taught there, as in, they have no classes.
Since these are the only institutes that teach "Heroics" then it stands to reason that you will not find Magical instruction anywhere else.
However, taking "Exchange Student" may help you with that issue.

They won't provide the resources or instructors to teach magic to you, but you can learn from friends via Pen Pal (and Exchange Program in theory, though the CYOA only specifies Pen Pal).

Not as good as professional teachers, but them's the breaks.

>then it stands to reason that you will not find Magical instruction anywhere else

What's stopping any old mage from teaching you once you leave school?

>I have no such ability, as not only am I not a CYOA maker
What's stopping you from being one once you get back to your computer?

True, although the CYOA focuses on your days at school.
I suppose your point still stands, although by that point you can say just about anything in regards to your fate.

> And then we settled down and started a family.
> Afterwards, I made a career in politics.
> I overdosed on cocaine in a brothel three weeks after graduation.
> I died defending thousands of innocents, giving my fellows enough time to regroup and slay the Great Beast.

Anything is possible afterwards, and so we should focus on what is possible with the given guidelines for our present situation at school.

I'd never!

Other anons are ignoring the effects years of anti-magic indoctrination will have on you and the odds that most of your friends, mentors, contacts, etc. will have similar staunch anti-magic viewpoints. You could technically learn magic anyway later but that'd probably cost you quite a bit, if only in friends.

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Me:
> Affinity: Illusion/Mystic.
> Size: Giant.
> Race: Monstrous
Boss Perks:
> Empowerment.
> Arena manipulation.
> Corruption.
> Magical prowess.
> Vitality prowess.
> Charisma prowess.
> Perception prowess.
> FINAL FORM.

Minions:
> ONLY GUARDS.

Realm Perks:
> Expansion.
> Separate.
We will draw the multiverse within ourselves. All into my realm, which you will find within your own mind.

Complications:
> Undead.
I welcome the peasants into the spiraling thought-clouds of ascension.

Pic related: My base form.

As I activate my final form, this is what the Arena and I become:
youtu.be/hEw5W03G20A

I'm taking Inas, if possible.

Realm: Not-So-Evil Hangout

>Affinity: Dark and Illusion
>Size class: Giant
>Race: Celestial and Undead

Boss perks
>Agility
>Magical
>Perception
>Charisma
>Phylactery
>Corruption
>Hybrid
>Empowerment

Minions:
Race One: Average Undead (Vampires)
>3 Recruiters
>3 Scouts
>2 Agents
Race Two: Average Demonic (Succubi)
>1 Recruiters
>1 Harem

Minion perks
>Appearance
>Talented (Musician)
>Specialty (Charisma)
>Ascendancy
>Training

Realm perks
>Large
>Hidden

Complications
>none

Plan is to have lair for dragons, vampires, succubi, and other fun-loving creatures of darkness to hide out. Recruiters will spread rumors about this domain in dark circles, but it's hidden so only people who really want to can find it. So like a not-so-secret secret club. Lair is always changing and visitors are watched closely because we don't need any hero types causing mischief. We'd have more fun playing tricks on invaders and trying to bring them to the dark side than actually hurting anyone, except the occasional blood sacrifice of course.....

What do you mean by ascension? What's your realm doing?

This, my friend.

Is there an CYOA that evokes a feel similar to XCOM or MIB?

Contributin

Thallia Underseen

Lunestier

Unarmed Combat I
Traps II
Knowledge (Investigation) II
Teamwork II
Physical Training I
Diplomacy II

Allyce Westhold
Tarkun Ironstout
Hana
Evergreen
Mecherath

Fund Raising
Security
Party Planner

Disciplinary Squad
Newspaper Club

There is now conflict of interest.
I'm only interested in the truth.

Stratto-Pelagus, Home of the Cephalo-Sapiens and Legsharks

Affinity: Aquatic, Air, Gaia
Size: Giant
Race: Beast (Octopus)
Boss Perks:
Vitality Prowess
Physical Prowess
Agility Prowess
Magical Prowess
Perception Prowess
Charisma Prowess
Empowerment x2
Minions: Average Humanoid/Beast (Shark), Giant Beast (Octopus)
Mooks: Guards, Soldiers, Mages, Servants, Clerics
Elites: Riders, Psionics, Craftsmen
Lieutenants: Champion, Warlord, Archmage, Chosen, Assassin, Hunter, Oracle, Witch
Minion Perks: Hybrid, Evolution, Faction, Training
Realm and Reputation: Expansion, Mobile
Complications: Usurper

An ocean in the sky, with large masses of kelp, seaweed, and coral floating freely within, acting as homes for the allied Cephalo-Sapiens and Legsharks.
Every time their ocean teleports near a forest or body of water, the Realm adds to it's mass by pulling the water and/or vegetation into itself, mutating the trees so they may survive their new watery home.
Needless to say this offends the resident filthy ground-dwellers.

Not that we are worried; who can attack us in our briny domicile, suspended so loftily above the world?

And now I hear that the so-called 'King' trapped on the ground feels that we should submit to him?
As if I would grovel before a being covered in such deplorable grime, regardless of how many other dirty creatures follow it.
I will never marry a mudwallower. Let them come.

Enjoy what truths you may find.
Just remember that Ej Har offers some you shan't find easy access to otherwise.

Woah, woops!
That's evidence for the recent Panty Thief investigation. That shouldn't be there!
Pretend you didn't see that.
I'll just take that on down to evidence lock up before I hit the sack.