Where do whores go in your setting?

Where do whores go in your setting?

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Hell

The afterlife doesn't exist in my setting. My setting is based entirely on Jewish mythology.

the norfffff xd

Down.

To Sluthalla, an eternal orgy in the realm of the gods where they fornicate all night every night and part hard every day. When there is a mortal in need of some fuck they descend from the skies on a cloud with the sound of 70s porno music, announcing to all that their charge shall be laid thrice.

They stay in taverns and inns, usually they're spies and agents for the thieves guild.

Ask your mother

What if they're only whores out of necessity, and not because they actually want to? Do they still have to spend eternity acting as celestial whores, or can they go to a more normal afterlife instead?

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Only true sluts get into Sluthalla. If I could come up with a funny whore name for Valkyries I'd say that they descend to retrieve those whores truly deserving of such paradise.

Ah well. Valkyries are dirty whores anyways.

In whores d'oeuvres.

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...whorehouses?

Not gonna lie, I'm not sure I fully comprehend the question.

In the whorehouse?

Right onto my Rod of Wonders.
Penis.

In life the Whores Guild.

In death it depends on which god comes to claim them as a friend.

To me.

A brothel obviously.

Why would the only honest women in the world go to hell?

I know, right? This is now an actual part of my setting's cosmology and it actually fits in. In fact, it kind of helps patch a problem I was having involving Oath of Ancients paladins.

Now that is a complex question. There's a guild, obviously, because all the ex-Imperial realms still remember that if it's legal you can tax it, but the guild has standards you have to meet to be accepted, a sizable entry fee, and takes non-negotiable cuts from everything you earn. Guild also isn't present everywhere. So you have a lot of illegal whores. If they compete with guild whores they will usually do so by undercutting their prices, if not, they will charge whatever they think they can get away with; in towns maybe four bits at most, enough for half a loaf of bread, but on caravans heading for a remote fairground they might charge several times as much. Then there's the difference between male and female whores. Men who prostitute themselves are generally considered to be at the absolute bottom of society, generally earn little and can find work only when they're young. However, elite male prostitutes will usually be ranked above elite female ones, and be able to make good living even if they mostly provide conversation and entertainment.

But where all whores inevitably go, regardless of age, gender or class bracket, is the local pussy doctor.

Only male whores exist in setting.

Rash Clinic.

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On my dick.

The Pit of Judgement.
Basically a glorified hole in the ground for ritual disposal of sinners, heretics, dissidents and criminals.
Presumably either bottomless or leading all the way to Underworld.

It's actually just a regular pit and at the bottom there's an eldritch soul-devouring demon. This practice was invented solely to feed it. Only the church founders know of this.

NOT THE WHORES!

>it rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again"
Name alone made me think buffalo bill