Humies unironically 'ave a corpse for a boss

>humies unironically 'ave a corpse for a boss

can't make dis up

Oh yeah, it's totally ludicrous. Those Mon'keigh are absolute madmen. And this is coming from us!

Would it be possible to just go full heretek, but serve the orks instead of chaos?

>da corpse isn't even da biggest

humies pls

Could a space marine paint his armor green and live among Orks?

Eed lok funne buut if'n hes big and mean, and at least a little green, hed be hokay in my warband!

Only wiv enuf spikey bitz 'n dakka

I've got a question.

Could you make the spikey bitz shooty?

The Beast called Vulkan "Son of the Emperor".

Does that imply that Orks know how human reproduction work?

It ain't 'ard to work out.

I mean it ain't konfidential day-tah is it? An' we loot cogie-tators all da time. Ya get two 'umies. One 'igh pitched an wit's chest lumps. And one lower an' without chest lumps. Dey wriggle about a bit, da boy puts spores in da uvva wun an' den you wait a bit fer da spores to fight who gets ta grow up.
Den it's a bit weird but you get a 'umie sprog.

It's loike you don't fink we don't take slaves an' dat.
Don't ask me the speffics of 'ow it works but oi know the gen'ralities. 'umies make more 'umies one at a time. Simple.

Can't kill what's already dead

>dead
ISHYHDDT

Wotz un "ironik?"

You just ain't tryin' 'ard enuff, ya grot.

Fink itz sum kinda 'umie squig or sumfin'.

I-I SEEN WHAT DEY DO!

IT AINT RIGHT!

>corpse boss
>cannot be krumped becuz he iz already krumped
>cannot die becauze iz already dead
>immortalz boss
I finks dez humies has da right idea.

Threads where people talk like orcs make me cringe. It's the most embarassing part of Veeky Forums besides loliposting

Wuz a kringe ya git?

>Join spess mehreen
>Get free dakka
>Go WAAAGH against demons, tyranids, other spess mehreen, other orks, more variety than normal WAAAGH
>Eventually become boss of warband

Empra is smaller than Ghazghkull ya git!

dakka

God forbid people would have some fun and roleplay on a subreddit dedicated to roleplaying and war games.

>people roleplaying on the roleplaying board makes me cringe

'Ow yu know dat? Is statuez iz big. I aint seen 'im, but if the 'umies say He's stinkin big, He's probably stinkin big. Evry boy knows Gork an' Mork are bigga dan da biggest Gargant. Maybe the 'Umie God is bigga dan dem Titans of theirz.

>subreddit

user please

Is this bait, desu?

Watch out OP, we got someone gunning for the "Worlds Biggest Faggot of all time" award

I iz wonderin', da humiz sez da Emprah iz on "Holy Terra". What if da humiz Emprah iz Holy Terra?

Yeah, but Empra's a weirdboy. An' dat makes 'im big in da warp.

It's like.. you see a nob, an you fink dat he is a small WAAAGH!! but he's just one little bit of da many boyz dat make up da WAAAGH!!

Datz stupid yah Git. Iv da Emprah wuz Terra why'd da 'umies say 'e wuz on it?

Mebbe itz sum kinda supa-beaky er sumfink and da Emprah rides it.

Wot if... wot if wez krump Ghazghkull! Then wez have our own dedboss!

Fink it diz way, what iz da most Orkly planet? Even a planet full of boyz iz still full of unorkly rockz. If da planet iz an Ork, all iz Orkly! Da humiz seyz Terra iz da most "Holy" planet so if da whole fink is da Emprah, it iz all "Holy"!

Just means it's got holes in it

>subreddit
You did not just fucking...

>da humies boss is cova'd wif dat useless gold stuff
>not even coated wif teef

Wot did dey mean by dis?

Orks have surprisingly high standards. You need to be sufficiently orky to be their buddy.

Maybe you should find a more 'respectable forum' like Reddit my friend.

Ok i chuckled

uh oh lads, da grotz found dakkachan

It makes 'im flashy, ya git.

poor git detected
aint u got teef to be pullin outta ur mouf?

Not really. Blood Axez let just about anybody in. Of course, you'll likely die from how brutal Da Ork Lyfe is, but they'll let you join all the same.

Ogryns for example get along really well with orks if they haven't been indoctrinated to the emperor yet

Any Boy born from yer Drops is a son to yer tribe/house. So he likely just assumed Vulcan was shit out by the Emperor

Which is more or less true.

It's when you use wood instead of iron. Then you built it un-iron-ically, see?

The most embarrassing part is where people from Veeky Forums go to porn bards and pretend to be space marines/commissars.

Oh, and tower girls

i forgot tower girls was a thing
jesus christ

The Emperor is something silly like eighteen feet tall if the HH depictions of Primarchs standing in front of people are to scale.

Biomancy, telepath and religious iconography often having key individuals larger than usual.
It's hard to say how large the Emperor was on average.

Although his totally non-psyker form would just be a little brown dude who's bad at talking to people.

>Although his totally non-psyker form would just be a little brown dude who's bad at talking to people.

pat yourself on the back that was pretty funny

>Da boss of da humies been sendin' his humie boyz and big stompy fings an' tankz an' wot since any git can fink ter get good an' stuck in
>da best fights are wiff da humies, an' dey'z always zoggin' talkin' 'bout dis "emprah" so he must be one big an' dead 'ard humie
Can yoo fink of a boss datz been fightin so long?

I bet youz a zoggin 'umie you are. ZOGGIN 'UMIES, GET OFF MY WAAAGH!!!

You sound like a grot man.

Would Yarrick actually be able to lead Orks? Considering how he seems sufficiently orky enough.

Not forever, but I'd be willing to bet he could at least divert a leaderless group of orks to a preferred target. Kill the boss, point at the chaos/tyranids/necrons and shout something about killing them, boyz!
Then a little while later the Imperial Guard shells the hell out of the battleground with promethium until it's hotter than Sanguinius to ensure whoever won is now dead.

>hotter than Sanguinius

l-lewd

And dat's why dose pinky chaos crazies are da worst.

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jewish

Top bait, user.

what you pathetic xenos fail to realize is this thread is actually a Emperor class Titan!

Dey give a gud fite, tho.

take it to /d/
/dakka/

What?

Like harpoonz or like shootaz?

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this photo is queer

youre queer