Guys it a wishing ward!

Guys it a wishing ward!

They say if you make a Veeky Forums-related wish upon it that ends in dubs, it will come true!

WHFB is revived
The lady is a real goddess, and blood bowl is 100% canon

Age of Sigmar is kill

Nerf the Jumpmaster.

Bretts find peace in the world of Bloodbowl and will be forgotten in the hearts of good men

Veeky Forums creates an NPC. The Bro-est of Bro NPC's. This Guy incarnate, system agnostic, and only the the worst of GMs could fuck up his character.

Wish I actually could play all the games I wanted for a living. Because fuck there are a lot of games I still want to play... And soon we'll all be dead.

Alternatively, I want the disruptive migrated anons from a certain other board to leave.

Somebody runs a Mr. Rogers Quest, and we all feel a little less salty, and better about ourselves... like we could actually be as good as Mr. Rogers knows we could be.

Dark Eldar get a Warddex that restores all their silly ass special rules and awesome special characters

I've started to believe the path towards the end cannot be stopped and delaying it only extends inevitable suffering. We must come full circle, burn to cinder and raise from our own ash.
With that in mind I wish for Age of Emperor.

I miss cruda the vile

A qt elf gf.

I wish I was dead.

Aw yiss

Just so happens I'm working at a water park right now.

Cmon Ward make it happen.

Obligatory plastic Adepta Sororitas.
Physical codex would be cool too.

8th edition to be good.
admech getting more lore.
maybe a named character and a book.

In 2007, Wizards released this: Four, their most accomplished edition yet

I wish I had friends who would actually play tabletop games in person rather than having all four of us on roll 20 when we live in the same goddamn apartment.

I wish 40k fluff would reset to 2008-2010 state and go in a less shitty direction

I wish Mike Mearls and Monte Cooke lost his job and ended up a heroin addict

Whatever happens, Veeky Forums will bitch about it.

Make Forge World release Alpharius for fuck's sake

Make them release Omegon instead.

I wish I had easy access to all MtG cards so I could play again. And that MtG was good again.

Gas all mimes.

I wish this post had dubs.

Get the fuck out.

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Revive Warhammer Fantasy and take 40K back to the good ol' days.

FUCK

A good WoD DM and a good campaign.
Too much?

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Everyone finds their own perfect gaming group to play with

A new exiting TTRPG with a mysterious box and unseen system

Or at least the people who are nice, and haven't played much find a nice group to play with.
(i'll admit this is not without self interest)

The new (kickstarted (?)) Kult will blow me away.

Dragons. Here. Now. Dragons.

I know this is probably a dumb thing to wish for. But fuck you, dragons.

I can wish OP wasn't such a faggot... nahhh...

I can wish I had Monte Cook's money and followers! Nahhh...

I know. I'll be a massive faggot and wish good lives and happiness for all my fellow fa/tg/uys here... but seeing as that includes me, it's not like it isn't at least a little self serving.

this was meant as a reply toEither way, failing this, the eclipse phase team realizes that they should not be tricked into making their universe too grimdark by wh40k fans.

John Wick suicide bombs AEG and love letter owners are rounded up and shot.

If this wish is successful, you'll know because 3.5 isn't plagued by OP Martials, roleplaying quest threads are allowed on Veeky Forums and the Squats finally are removed from 40k.

I want WHFB back but not to get rid of AoS. A world where they can co-exist!

>I want WHFB back but not to get rid of AoS. A world where they can co-exist!
That is one "tough" wish.

To play a good campaign of whatever

The reserved list will be destroyed by this time next year.

I wish for Veeky Forums to be good again

pls

I wish Konami cancelled yugioh and turned it into a series of pachinko machines. Just to give it the death it deserves.

This place was always shit

>Writefags either good or bad always had a fuckton of bad ones
>Quests
>Everyone and there fucking uncle doing projects and only a few ever finished

>I wish for Veeky Forums to be good again
It always sucked.

HEMAfag genocide

Now you've done it, these wishes are retroactive.

I wish for Warhammer 40k endtimes.

Your waifu dies

I wish that 40k could reset to 3rd Edition.

I wish my gf had a vagoo instead of a ponos

Praise KEK for golden threads

I wish the disruptive anons dont leave just so you get triggered.
>:^)
>what do you have against origami?

I wish we could develop fully believable artificial players and GMs.
I want entire collections in a box. Today I want to use stevie jones, 420blazeitxxxlxl024, and destructo555. They will be playing in a fantasy realm GMed by fallaridad the wispy.

Then I just... sit back and watch.

user, that's the natural state of any creative community.
Lots of chaff and a few good things.
It has a lot to do with bell graphs, individual tastes, and various fiddly whatnots like that.

I wish I had a qt.pie Pelager shark-girlfriend who would shyly depend on me to deal with this scary new world that she got droppes onto next to me.

Oh wishing Ward, I wish for D&D 3.x and its derivatives to die forever and ever. Also for you to get that Dreadknight you've always wanted.

That the next person who gets dubs at the end doesn't get their wish.

I will settle for a tsun version instead.

Fuck me

Final Fantasy Tactics is finally and successfully ported as a board game with solo, cooperative and competitive modes.

The resserved list is abolished and Vintage Masters is printed as an unlimited print run summer product.

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I wish my games wouldn't fall apart after one session

you have unlimited power
and you use it on a girl?
Come on, man, you could have cured death with that wish!

you fffffucking asshole

That I finish the campaign and everyone likes it and enjoyed the journey we had.

I wish more players would take interest in Dungeons the Dragoning.

I wish for GW to finally die

I wish my cluster headaches would go away so I could enjoy RPGs again.

I wish that the friends who said they'd play tabletop games with me would actually stay true to their word and play the fucking game I bought for us.

Alternatively I wish for a charisma boost so I can make or find new friends to play with if that's too much to ask.

Is trips good or bad?

Trips dials the wish up to 11 and some. You get both to extremes.

All your friends are now super punctual and you have David Bowie levels of CHA.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

T-Thanks wishing ward.

With my newfound charisma I roll diplomacy to convince the ward to give us some freebies. Not fair that I get all the fun.

Oh shit...

You have angered the ward.

I wish for having phenomenal dming powers and skill!

I wish my next DM did not flake

Kill me cause my pussy ass can't do it himself?

I wish I was a planeswalker.

I wish shit threads like these would never get made.

Exterminatus.

Undo that guy's selfish wish.

Instead he shall be the cute elf girlfriend for someone who needs some happiness in life, like

Fuck you.

Undo this wish, no need to get magical realmy just yet.

No.

Fuck you.

Welp, off I go. What's a good plane to get some easy early summons?

I don't need a elf girlfriend, or happiness! Just the sweet lovely embrace of death.

You're already getting exterminatus, you don't need to be so needy.

I wish I had friends.

>Veeky Forums-related
...to play games with?

I wish to play a casual, comfy campaign with chill people and a vast world to explore.

Quests fuck off to their own board

Pls happen for real.