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>He has golems in his setting
The most boring of minions for magic users.

Golems are rad though.

Go back to /vp/

Golems are cool, fuck off.

>not liking golems

Maybe you should GO-lem.

slimes are more boring

and giant rats

>The rat golem contains a corrosive slime that it sprays out of its nostrils

>forcing /vp/ autistic meme in Veeky Forums

Stealing this shit.

I still want to do an entire campaign based around slimes as the primary enemies.

I like them more as a siege engine than a minion.
Overuse of them is definitively shitty though.

That sounds like an easy setup to be honest

>Our ancient and esteemed city has a slime infestation in it's sewers.

Turns out a giant slime pit finally corroded its cave wall into a tunnel.

>He only complains and never adds anything.
The worst of faggot OPs.

this

sorry if my aesthetics don't please the fuhrer, oy vey

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Aren't all your Slimes a mix of monks and clerics who worship the Elemental Plane of Ooze as the primal source of life throughout the entire universe?

Fuck off the edge of my stone dick
Golems are awesome

>>He has golems in his setting
>The most boring of minions for magic users.
What's wrong with them?

Pro: by default golems can't get pregnant and don't carry STDs.

Except Blood Golems.

We don't know that until they do a chapter on her getting knocked up.

I volunteer!

what about half(or 1/3rd i guess) golems?

Magical prosthetics are generally cool, but I like them a bit more weird and/or visceral than just magically animated stone.

A large chunk of my campaign involved Ooze infections. If you do it right, Oozes can actually be absolutely terrifying. As a DM, I paired Oozes with body horror every time they showed. No goofy jellies, just corpses and living people used as hosts for ravenous oozes.

Jubilex corrupted a young girl, who went mad and unknowingly infected her town. Side characters destroyed the infection and sent the girl to the maximum security runic prison, where she was held until her OOze nature was set loose in a jail break. That's when the party encountered Oozes first, fighting their way through the Ooze infested prison and infected guards and prisoners. Even when they killed the hapless young girl, they unwittingly were carriers that brought Ooze Fever to a huge city, which became ground zero for an even larger infestation that had to be nuked via magical bullshit.

It was fantastic. One of the most successful arcs of the campaign.