Wtf I hate traditional gamers now

wtf I hate traditional gamers now

Thanks for letting us know Jess, now where exactly is your store?

Is this literally like a local, regional fucking paper about a store opening up in some nowhere city?

This is what you're reduced to bitching about? Surely the only reason that name has been censored is out of cowardice.

Christ. Fucking Australians.

>.au
irrelevant

STREWTH

I WANNA WALTZ THAT SHEILA'S MATILDA WITH ME DIDGERIDOO

FUCKIN BONZA CUNT

If you want a game store to succeed all you need is at least one half decent looking gamer chick that isn't a SJW who will Cosplay a few times a week and the nerds will live there and buy shit.

>but there's nowhere for the misfits to belong- and they all need somewhere

what is any store that sells tg related items that isn't just a dispensary

>iron man
>role model
pick one

>place that's safe

to do what, play games?

>i want her to know being stron as a woam is a good thing - girls don't have to be quiet and placid to be liked and be important

ahh, /v was right again

I feel like if this was during I dunno 2007 no one would care.

Congratulations, you are a manchild.

I'm most concerned with the idea of letting an Alcoholic Narcissist be her young child's role model.

What is a coff?

That's 100% right.

It's like, big steeple churches and vampires, everyone wearing black and hunchbacked servants named Igor and a terrible secret locked in the attic, innit?

Its a stupid Aus word like
>gronk
>gobshite
>bikies

So in other words prisoner slang.

This. I mean Tony can be pretty heroic and stuff but theres also the times when hes just super fucking degenerate and doesn't make the best life decisions.

Back then people weren't so defensive about who was in the hobby.

And again, this is a local paper. This is really stretching, since it's probably written for a small town bunch of people that don't know shit about games. It's not some internet article.

He's rich, and all parents want their children to grow up and be rich

So, basically he's the marvel equivalent of Sterling Archer?

Sterling Archer would be one of the few people that could fuck up the world in power armor more than Tony Stark has.

Oi m8! I just spied your ad on Veeky Forums, 'eard you 'ave sum deals on diggerydoos and wallabies?

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A STORY OF MY HOMELAND
A HOMELAND FAR NORTH FULL OF LEAVES
WHERE PEOPLE SING DUDE WEED LMAO FIVE TIME A DAY IN THE DIRECTION OF THE NEAREST DEALER
IN THIS LAND NOT TOO LONG AGO THERE WAS A INNOCENT MERCHANT
WHO THOUGHT OPENING A STORE FOR ALL THE MISFIT WAS A GOOD PLAN
PEOPLE TOLD HIM, MY GOOD MERCHANT STOCK MAGIC
SINCE THE LACK OF FRIDAY EVENT IS TRAGIC
SO THE MERCHANT NAIVELY DID
BUT THIS STORY IS SORDID
PEOPLE BOUGHT THEIR SINGLES FROM STARCITY
ONLY COMING FOR THE FRIDAY SHINY
MORE PEOPLE CAME AND TOLD HIM
BUILD TERRAIN FOR WARHAMMER AND WARMACHINE
YET THEY ALL BOUGHT THEIR MINI ONLINE
A THIRD GROUP CAME ASKING FOR RPG FARE
ONLY TO LEAVE HIM IN DESPAIR
THUS END THE STORY OF A MERCHANT LAYING IN HIS OWN BLOOD
A CAUTIONARY TALE FOR DEALING IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD