"Farewell husband."

>"Farewell husband."
>"I'm off to Friday Night Magic"

Goodbye wife, have a good time.

>Going to FNM
>Without your husband
What a slut.

>Carrying just a purse

Either she is not bringing her trade binder or she only has enough valuable cards to fit in a purse. Either way I don't stay married to casuals. File for divorce and move on.

...Since when are we married?

Where the fuck is your deck!?

>"Y-you too"

in the purse obv obv

Oh no you're not!

You're gonna stay home and fuck my best friend while I'm at work then try and shame me about my sexual inadequacy like a normal wife! No woman of mine is going to be a filthy nerd.

>only if you beat my rainbow artifact deck

>"I'm playing Bant Company tonight honey"

better divorce her now while you still can

This.

Oh.

Well, have fun, honey. Don't forget your sideboard tec--

...SINCE WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE MARRIED?

'kay sweetums, have a nice time with your friends.

>she only has enough valuable cards to fit in a purse

Owning valuable cards is not the same as having a huge trade binder. If you're any good at trading you'll have a very slim trade binder because you'll have traded it all off for cards you need and use.

>2016
>Being married
You're literally begging to be cucked then.

I really wish you wouldn't. Can't you just stay home and fuck a black friend while I have to watch. Y'know like a normal housewife?

I would advise against posting this kind of bait here user because there are literal cucks browsing Veeky Forums RIGHT NOW

>"Alright, I'll meet you there..."
>"O-oh... You're taking my car... I'll just take the bike..."

>being so casual that he plays constructed formats

Owning cards is for lightweights

/tv/ fuck off of our board.

Have fun getting plowed by Jamal's big black deck, I'll be in the shed if you need anything.

aaaand... SCENE

Thank you everyone, wrapping up.