Good, good. Embrace the despair of cuckery.
Why the fuck would anyone worship a cosmic horror? Yeah, i know they're driven mad by dreams...
Christopher Miller
Michael Stewart
It's in my blood!? WHAT THE FUCK AM I!?
Connor Evans
You are part of the Million Favoured Ones, you are like your old man. A total fucking douchebag.
Kayden Green
I see. So m-my destiny is... something like this?
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Jaxon Nelson
Nah, I'm pretty sure the putting our brains in jars so that we slowly go mad thing is like a psychic lava lamp. They sell 'em at Mi-go novelty shops. Look at the interesting patterns the brain makes in the ether as it slowly screams out in terror and loneliness!
Ooooooh!
Angel Jones
Some people are easily impressed.
Andrew Ward
Because he'll kill you first, so you don't have to see everything you love erased.
Elijah Cox
I can totally buy this.
Gabriel Cook
>tfw we're already in jars but our brains still haven't processed this fact
Jeremiah Baker
>Cthulu is just gonna destroy everything when he arrives?
This is a common misconception; Cthulhu will not "destroy the world". Here is a quote from a cult member:
>That cult would never die till the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.
What's described here is not the extermination of humanity, but rather a global revolution in which the delusions of mankind will be swept aside in favor of the glorious truths revealed by Great Cthulhu. Cthulhu will rule the world and his followers will know "ecstasy and freedom". Following Cthulhu thus makes a great deal of sense, because he's going to wake up no matter what we do, so you might as well make the best of it by joining his team and getting in on that "ecstasy and freedom".
>Don't you want to be "free and wild"?
>Don't you want to be "revelling in joy"?
>Don't you want "ecstasy and freedom"?
Then join the Cult of Cthulhu today!