All these faggots complaining about magical realms

>The solution is be passive and hope it works out that the player stops
>or be passive aggressive
>Don't be a bitch
Was the bitch option to ask the player to stop? Do you have no brain?

What about eye cancer?

Mirror

>DM: "Alright, I'll make a custom race for that."
Fucking disgusting.
Just allow him to do it as one of the generic races.
Give him a snowflake mutation or something to justify it fluff-wise - there is literally no reason to make it a separate race.

Also, you underestimate the autism of some people.
They don't have ANY social awareness. They don't have any shame, they don't have any understanding and they don't have any empathy.
So, as always, the advice is to play with people you care about and people who care about you.

>obligatory source request

Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!

Dammit, 'straya!

>Don't be a bitch.
You're right. When somebody is making the game unfun, don't be a passive-aggressive cunt about it and make it even more unfun for everyone who doesn't know your "genius" plan, just grow a pair and tell them to stop.

I wish some glorious faggot translated it already, it's been out for months.

Is that blue board safe? It falls in that weird spot between SFW and NSFW, kind of like artistic nudity.

We got the Discovery Channel, don't we?

If it was a drawing or .gif of a kangaroo jerkin his dong it'd be nsfw but it's video so it's not
funny how that works.

I've been regularly playing or GMing for about 4-5 years now and actually DID get realm'd once, so I know it's mostly bullshit when Veeky Forums calls it because that shit is RARE. Unless you're recruiting from the depths of tumblr or deviantart most folks are either rather vanilla or don't bring that shit into the game. Hell, about 1/3rd of my group is asexual, including the GM.

Y'all just need to find less wierd folks to game with if this is ever more than a one time thing.

If someones doing something that the group doesn't like talk it out like fucking adults. Why the fuck do you faggots keep tip toeing around this shit.

What's the source on these pictures? Even if it's not translated, I can still fap.

Dammit, Homu!

Search for Motsu Aki on sadpanda.

Best girl coming through!

First I was confused because kangas have two dicks, when it looked like it was a double headed thing and too be fair I am not ex spurt on the genitalia of kangas so maybe their wants are fuzzy and sort of stick together a little like that? But then I realise it was balls which is weird, maybe that's just how kangas scratch an itch on their balls without cutting themselves with their razor sharp dinosaur talons they have on their paws, then I realised that I had no idea if dinosaurs had "paws" or "feet and hands", so I'm gonna go look that up but here's a gif of a girafferig being friendzoned to his doom.

I'm getting some vanilla idol, centaur and couple traps, but no kangaroo.

Honestly if I had to deal with someone who was a /d/m, I'd attempt to go Old Man Henderson on their ass.
That way, instead of it being remembered as "that one really creepy campaign where we had to fight succubi with dick-nipples blades," it'd be remembered as "that one campaign where we decided to take control of a small village and turn it into our own micro-nation instead of going to the dark, foreboding castle that looks oddly like a phallus."

In that same vein of made up shit, love how Veeky Forums pretends people actually play Kenders just to keep up the circlejerk about them.

exhentai.org/g/967959/35638e3737/

inb4 /a/fags whine about spoonfeeding

What's wrong with their, everything? Like I can dig an weirdly designed monster girl, but that just doesn't look right, morally.

>that just doesn't look right, morally.
Of all the things going on on this board, this is where you draw the line?

I'm not seeing it user.

Thank you kindly.

>They watch the discovery Channel don't they?
>We ain't nothin but mammals, we'll some of us are cannibals, cut people open like cantaloupe
>but if we can hump dead animals and theirs no reason a man and another man can't elope
>Women wear your pantyhose , sing the chorus there he goes!
I'M SLIM SHADY.
That's from memory a bit fuzzy on the last bits. Eminem is great. Prove me wrong.

He is white, and white people can't rap. Q.E.D.

ALL stories are made up. Some of them happened to happen, though.

>the player's social awareness will eventually be used against him

See, that's where you're wrong. I mean, sure most people, sure, eventually they'll remember that they want to be able like a person, but if it's someone whose life is inexorably tied to their fetish, then you get a very different response. You get someone who thinks you're embracing their fetish and if you keep this up, you're falling down this horrific fetish rabbit hole, and you think to yourself:

"As long as I don't blink first, they'll feel shame and realize what they're doing!"

Too late will you realize that they're never going to feel shame, and they're just reveling in it and having the time of their lives, and everyone around you now thinks it's your fetish too, and are secretly disgusted with you.

You'll explain what you were trying to do-- but after all those questions you asked, you can never completely erase that notion from their minds and they WILL tell someone outside the group.

And that's what you're known for.

Don't wrestle with that pig, user. All it will get you is covered in mud and shit, only to realize that they're actually enjoying it.

Just... Just don't make the same mistake I did.

When he flows, he flows well.

Wither way, that's not the song you should be putting forward as your example of Shadyt's greatness.

looks like someone got bullied hard LOL

>Just... Just don't make the same mistake I did.
What happened, user? You can tell us.

>"Would you like to shit on her chest as well?"
>"Are your balls small, tiny or diminutive?"
>"Please, tell us more about your repressed mommy issues. We're all dying to hear about it"

I'm trying to imagine the kind of person you are in real life and all of the mental images are hilarious. Do you have a nasally voice?

Question. Is it magical realm if you're the DM in an online game and you're in-character lewding with one of the PCs as an NPC in private between sessions?

Fuck you, trying to dm a session where one dude's a literal fucking futa tiefling who delibratley puts sex into everything and a dragon born who's utterly confused that a peasant saw him and ran away is the fucking worst.
And before you say "why'd you let him roll that" i didn't, he just fucking did it anyway.

>"would you like to shit on her chest?"
ooh yeah yeah
>"are your balls small tiny or dimunitive"
Uhhh i've got like a constituion of 17 so i guess they're above average

These people don't feel shame, they're open about their fetishes around strangers or their own friends

Hell no, that's probably the best way to handle lewding if you include it, assuming the rest of the group doesn't want to watch at least

This happened a couple years back, and I haven't been back to the shops in my area since. I've removed myself from the whole thing really, and only come to Veeky Forums to talk about traditional games now.

I lived near a college (I have moved since then for my job, but not far enough that I'm not paranoid that someone may know who I am) and there were about three shops in the area worth going to. The one I went to was pretty alright. Didn't have a thick miasma of B.O., most of the customers weren't giant autists, etc. Basically, it was place where you could sit down and have a decent RP session or play some Magic (Though i didn't play).

I decided to run a Dark Heresy game (This was before 2e came out), and just do a fun adventure. Advertised in the store, and had a solid 5-man party. One of the players was someone I knew from the store, three were randos, and the last was this creepy fuck named Craig who would bother the owner for a job every once in a while (Heard through my friend after all this that the this fucking Spree-Killer in the making actually got a job at the store not long after I left), who was this creepy, molestor-voiced, sociopath.

Like he talked in this kind of quiet way that makes you certain you should never leave him around children. Skinny Crypt-keeper looking asshole.

I don't really remember what everyone played except my friend (Arbite) and Craig (Techpriest). I think the others might have been... I don'tt hink this is right, but I think two of them were Guardsmen and the last was a Scum, but it doesn't matter because it died pretty quickly.

Long story short, it was only a few sessions in, and they managed to stumble upon and, with some lucky rolls, managed to catch a scout for an Eldar Hiveworld in the area.

Continued next post.

This.
OP, do you actually think half of the shit you hear on here is real? Most of it is so blatantly fake that it could pass for Pamela Anderson's tits.

No, you let him. You are the DM its your party and you can uninvite people if they don't want to play by your rules. I bet you let these fuckers put cold drinks down without a coaster too don't you?

What do you do if you're falsely accused of magical realming? A guy here - archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/48808236/#q48843703 - said it's like being accused of rape and that your best bet is to start over elsewhere with other players.

Now, Craig had been a bit weird, but like, nothing I could handle to this point. He wasn't the first person to try and take a game into his Magical realm, and with those people I would do what the OP suggested: Ignoring it outright, or asking uncomfortable questions and shame them into cutting that shit out because you're playing with human beings. Like, a few times, I got the feeling that this kid might be into gore, because he would ask me to elaborate on the bloodier kills, or ask how much a wounded enemy was suffering etc. Mostly, i blew him off for that, or just gave a half-hearted answer "Super bloody, bro" or something.

This time with the scout, it was different. He requested to have his character alone with the scout to interrogate her, after the Arbite (My friend) failed with his methods. It's important to note at this point that the Techpriest was basically becoming the party medic, since he was the only one with any sort of skills or talent for this.

He only asked her whether or not she was alone before getting to work. He went full out with restraints, and immediately went for the painful areas, pulling out her nails, cutting the flesh between her fingers and toes, going for the most pain, cutting open parts of her without letting her bleed out and causing her the most pain, using drugs to keep her awake, etc.

Fool that I am, I kept asking him to elaborate, to explain each step thoroughly, whether he was going to leave nerve endings in tact.

It went on for 20 minutes just out of sheer arrogance that could make this kid feel shame for what he was putting the people around him through. My friend tried to get me to stop and move on, and even interject and get his character in there to stop this when he heard screaming, but the lock on the door was digital (initially hacked by the Techpriest earlier) and too thick to break down.

Too late did I realize that I was the one making everyone else feeling sick and uncomfortable. Except fucking Craig. One of the randos was visibly upset, one of them up and left ten minutes before and I didn't even notice, the other one was just on his phone, ignoring this all. Craig had a fucking boner and I think kept feeling himself under the table. I ended up calling the session there.

Before i left, the store owner happened to be there. Apparently the player who got up complained to him. I was told politely, but under no uncertain terms, that I would not be allowed back to the store. I tried to explain what happened, but he said I should have known better and I was banned.

After that my friend started hanging with me less and less and eventually I would only talk to him, occasionally, on Facebook. I did try to go to one of the other stores in the area, but the cellphone player was there, saw me, and said something to the group of magic players he was with, pointed at me, and some of them looked at me with disgust.

I decided to get out of the hobby then. A year or so later the company I was with moved me to different location, and that's where I am now. I thought about signing up for Adventurer's League or something, but honestly, my spirit for this sort of thing is dead.

Sidenote: I recently reconnected with the friend from this story and he told me that Craig ended up getting fired and banned from that store, and then banned from another store after threatening some guy in a game of Magic or something. That made me feel a little better.

Shit DM for not saying "no."

Although futa tiefling sounds kinda hot.

>DM: "Alright, I'll make a custom race for that.
I don't play games in kitchen sink land, so this never becomes an issue.

I've played 2-3 games per weekend for the last seven years. Can confirm that interesting stories from the game table are rarer than unicorns, and I've never had one interesting enough to post about.

wtf are you talking about?

>Eminem is great
Eminem WAS great.
His early stuff, namely, the entirety of Infinite, Slim Shady, and some of the Marshall Matters, Eminem Show and Encore. Oh, and his 8th Mile performance is also brilliant.

After that (namely, Relapse), he went to comlete and utter horseshit.

Face it, Shady was at his best when he was either clowning around and making fun of people (Without Me, Ass Like That) or being angry at shit
After Relapse, he mellowed out.
No sick beats, no sarcastic lyrics, no flowing rhymes - it's shit.

This depends and mostly is negative.

I don't have anything against a scantly clad and sexy Drow woman.

The problem appears when the situation goes into wierd fetish territory. And after this into that one moment when you want to murder the GM.

When someone comes up with a weird character idea, how do you tell if it's magical realm or just a fascination or flight of fancy - or is it best to just play it safe and not allow anything that might conceivably be magical realm lesty ou end up like ? On that note, are beast-people ruined forever?

>Encore

Fucking debatable. That song he did with T.I. was good though. All She Wrote.

>beast-people ruined forever?

I think it depends on who's asking. If it's a dude that just wants to fuck shit up, or just want to play an Anthro character, then it shouldn't be bad. If it's someone who you can tell has let being a Furry devour most of their private life, then I say you might want to reconsider. Then again, if someone like that is in your game, it probably hasn't yet progressed to the point where they start making everything they do be about that.

That's just silly. Who gives a shit what your fetish is?

Yes user, everyone who plays Beast: The Primordial is a horrible person.

It's not about people thinking you have a particular fetish. It's about people thinking you're indulging in it with other people in an inappropriate situation, like in the story above ().

Dude, some of the Encore WAS good. Not ALL of it.
Ass Like That was undeniably great, and Like Toy Soldiers was at least tolerable.
Everything else can be called shit, depending on your tastes, but Ass Like That was literally perfect recreation of the old Shady stuff.

Dr Dre disagrees.
Don't be a racist, user.

Em has been top of the charts plenty.

Magical Realm is the injection of ones fetish into the game. Be it the worldbuilding by the GM or a character build around a certain fetish that the player gets off on.

Sex in an RPG =/= Magical Realm
Sex outside an RPG =/= Magical Realm
Erotic Roleplaying =/= Magical Realm
A devil with stiletto heels and a whip pins you down and steps on your scrotum and says "Are you a good boy?" and cracks her whip, you get 2d4 piercing and 1d4 slashing damage. = Magical Realm

>bringing any sort of inflation or pregnancy into a campaign
I wouldn't dare

>My character a horse-cock futanari with 36G breasts who walks around in full BDSM gear and has almost all her points in seduction
>What's the matter, user? Just fucking roll with it

in high school a guy i knew did that but he was also a goblin motherfucker (not he played a goblin, i'm comparing his personality to a goblin's) and wanted to have a gun. not a crossbow or anything equivalent, straight-up, a gun.

I let him do that in front of everyone else and everyone else gave him the dirty looks for me. He rolled it like "haha it's just a prank bro" and kept doing dumb shit in the dungeon until at one point another player dies and he said "okay i'm gonna kiss him to bring him back to life with my horse-man magic" and everyone started laughing and he rolled and got a 20 so i (being a 3.5 shitter) let him actually heal the guy enough points to stand up again and everyone was suddenly morbid that it worked.

tl;dr: you're reaching but it still falls in the same bin

By definition, someone with no empathy isn't even sapient. The solution is to stop treating them like humans, because they aren't human.

He's an autist. An actual autist. There. I proved you wrong.

>Accidental magical realm.

The entire point of Magical Realm is it *isn't* accidental. Seriously, why do I have to keep explaining this. The original Gunshow comic was not about some player getting a little flustered when the GM made some oblique reference to toned lady abs or cute catgirls or linoleum tiles. It was about some creep loudly broadcasting his gross, outlandish sexual fetish to his players for no reason because he's a total fucking weirdo.

If you're playing with "reasonable human beings" then the Magical Realm will not happen. Ever. It only happens when you're playing with retards.

That said, OP is still a fag. I'm an open minded player and I'll rarely say "no" to anything in character. But I'm not gonna sit there and let my GM graphically describe tentacle rape or scatplay.

This. If you're playing with someone with any social grace whatsoever you're not going to be able to tell even if their kink comes up in game because we've all been practicing how to keep that shit to ourselves since we were teenagers.

>My first and only D&D game had one of the players jerk off into the mandatory Dwarf-of-dwarven-honor character's beard while he slept.
>He passed literally every roll to do so: the roll to wake up, sneak up to him, drop his pants AND stroke it to completion.
>The Dwarf character was yelling all throughout.
>This was the night after a fight with some town guards got his shield confiscated.
>He's a dwarf warrior whose abilities surround the use of a shield.
>He almost left the game.

>The jerk-off character ran away from the party afterwards and stole a bunch of stuff we couldn't carry from a dungeon we cleared the day before using a spell that creates a weird floating disc he can use as a pack mule and made bank selling it in town.

>Before any of this, when meeting up with us in a town to start off the campaign, the jerk-off player robbed a bunch of shit from houses and it led to hijinx.
>After getting away from the guard with a bullshit excuse, then fighting with another and using a spell to get away, he noticed he couldn't sell anything because he knew no fences for stolen goods.
>He left everything in some random house and THAT person got arrested.
>He used that house as an HQ the rest of the game.

>The entire party almost wiped because the dwarven character did something stupid which led to a dam breaking, which led to the entire town flooding.

>This was all due to some asshole who decided to be an asshole in game.

Are you all playing D&D correctly or was my first time just awesome?

>Most stories on Veeky Forums are made up. Lots of people here don't play ANY form of tabletop game.

I guess I'm not the norm here.
Currently play:

Shadowrun
Dungeons and Dragons 3.5
Dungeons and Dragons 5e
Mutants and Masterminds 2e
Star Wars Edge of the Empire
Deathwatch
Warhammer 40,000
Warhammer Age of Sigmar
Mordheim

Veeky Forums is obviously anonymous, which makes gathering data hard, but every time there's one of those "confess your sins" threads or suchlike, there are a LOT of "I've never played a traditional game but I just like to whinge" posts.

Some people here do play. Probably most. But there's also probably a significant percentage who wouldn't know a d20 from a golfball.

suuuuuure user

>who wouldn't know a d20 from a golfball
You mean d100 from a golfball.
No, not the two separate tens and ones dice.

How has nobody noticed that this is Virt yet?

Magical realm games can be pretty fun if everyone is on board and quite drunk.

Get a job, you fucking useless eater.

Do you realize what Magical Realm is? It's specifically when a GM is projecting his fetish into the game, and usually fairly obliquely.

Now, your catgirl example? Not only is that something introduced by the player, not the GM, but catgirls saying nya aren't really a fetish, just like a female barbarian isn't necessarily part of a musclegirl fetish. Honestly, the scenario you provided just sounds like a dumb player making a dumb joke.

The real magical realm scenario would be something like this:
>DM: "Your paladin comes face to face with the amazingly alluring drow sorceress, whose generous curves are hardly concealed beneath a series of leather straps and gossamer silk. 'Come to me, my pet,' she says, and her fingertips and eyes glow, like the fire now burning inside your loins to be used as this drow's toy -
>Player: "Hold on, you didn't even ask me to roll. My paladin has a huge will save, and could probably beat that spell."
>DM: "It's - it's just too high to beat, okay? Your paladin is getting filled with the desire to serve his new mistress in any way she asks, and so far the rest of the party hasn't come looking for you-"

See, in something like that scenario, 'just rolling with it' gives the DM exactly what he wants. A player should be able to go 'fuck no' in that sort of situation, since it's not fun for them for their character to get used as part of a sex fantasy without much real choice in the matter.

If everyone's on board, you get an amazing loli circus and everyone has a good time. But there's almost no way to plan for a magical realm that will satisfy everyone.

Most people love lolis, they are a pretty safe starting bet. And catgirls.

Most will love loli catgirls.

>you get an amazing loli circus
>Most people love lolis

We're assuming a men's only game, go away chris.

>We're assuming a men's only game,
>men's only
>loli circus

>implying chris isn't just whit-knighting to impress the ladies
There are no girls here for you to impress Chris, you can open up and enjoy yourself now.

Go ahead and take a seat, user

Is Chris the DM?

I want to play a To Catch a Predator campaign with him!

I was accused of magical realming because my character used the word "musk" in describing the scent of the creature it was tracking for the party. It was literally a fox. That's... What they... Smell like...

Hey, the loli circus thing was a reference to a greentext. I don't like little girls.

My players are mostly from an /a/ group, so that might explain my bias towards thinking people like those things.

To be fair, 'musk' HAS had sexual connotation for a while now. Of course, thats because its referencing how 'wild and heady' someone is. There's a reason we have the term 'fuck like an () in heat'.

I get that it's probably not the most uncommon fetish - especially since little girls in anime are a lot cuter than little girls in real life - but I've never felt it.

to be honest, that sounds like a game i would play and have a blast with. as long as it doesn't devolve into ERP i have no problem with fetish enemies in dick castles. its like Drawn Together as campaign