ITT: truly enormous, geographical feature-sized monsters

4/5

An astronaut, I imagine.

5/5

My favorite.

Yo some of those cosmic world eaters have a FAT ASS

>An astronaut, I imagine.
With a tether many times longer than a galaxy?

The astronaut is actually another monster.

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Only when those cosmic world eaters have ass for days. Literally. Talk about a full moon, amirite? Sum of dat gravitationally locked double bubbles. Mmm mmm.

World-eaters, you say?

I recall some RPG that had the midgard serpent fuck over the world, but some A-bomb effort managed to blow its brains out? The world map had the corpse wrapped around it. I thought it was Engel or something, but apparently I can't remember which game it was.

>The sun is actually a colossal monster that protects us from other cosmic horrors.
I like this idea, it'd make for a good story.