How does your character get past the no singles policy at the theater?

>Forget to take your happy pills today?
Yes, yes I did.

This isn't one of our better threads.

Dude, the stormtrooper.

Is this, like, another one of those pathetic /r9k/ memes or something?

You're not very smart are you?

His armband and cap show you that he's actually a Theater guard. He's there to detain you if you try to run from the penis inspector.

by getting doubles

So you're saying he's designated to shoot?