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Crag after years of getting Cragblasted realized that he does enjoy getting cragblasted.

it took a long time,
While craig built it rolf bought a donkey

Crag was not a good crafter and accidently went thousands of years in to the future.

Crag and Rolf were both vice president because the President had continued to be a blind halfling girl with god powers, who refused to resign.

Rolf cragblasted the donkey and converted to islam.

Rolf was deeply into the Dwarven raceplay scene and loved Crag for he was human AND orc.

In this future Crag met his great great great grandchild called Krag.

In the future, crag found himself to be the king of France.

Crag decides to go half way with his goal and decides that his quest to the past would be solved if he Cragblast Krag.

But that was fucking stupid so the real God killed the dumb halfling and she was dead forever and couldn't use her powers to weasel out of it so there.