This will be the last flake thread I make for this storm. If you want to get anything else out into the storm, now is the time. After this, if anyone wants a flake thread, it will be up to you to make it. I have not updated the repo for the last 5 threads. But at the end of this thread, I'll give it one final update. Unless there is an overwhelming outcry for the storm to continue, in which case I'll get back on every now and then to update crap and whatnot, consider the repo closed after this thread.
If there is a cause for it to continue I'd volunteer to operate the repo in your steed.
Adam Richardson
this little fish is willing to continue, even if we do very little
Gavin Roberts
The Snowstorm can never end. I live in Michigan; snowstorms are all I have! I just haven't had time to post or write or draw much, but I'm still here I promise!
Carter Stewart
I think you mean stead. It has ended before and it will end again. And it will start again with new flakes and hopefully will be better.
Camden Sullivan
Because this one was obviously better than the last, everyone had so much more fun
Ryan Nelson
No I mean I will operate it from within her steed. I like horses.
I wasn't here for the last one so I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.
Hunter Fisher
I had more fun this time around, probably because I actually did something this time around instead of just sitting and watching. There was more writing this time around too, I think.
Daniel Moore
Let's sink this ship with no survivors.
If you could fuck the brains out of any 3 flakes, who would they be?
Ethan Peterson
Serena, Gaia and one other female flake of personal preference.
There, I answered the question for everyone.
Ayden Smith
>tfw the snowstorm is dying before i get the chance to finish character arcs life truly is suffering
Adrian Anderson
I love this thread and would not want to see it gone to the wind. Please keep it going for we, the creative of hearts.
Michael Peterson
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Tyler Allen
Remes/Cala/Jakrol/Winifred/Wyston-user here.
I like the threads, even though lots of dumb stuff happens from trolls. I'd like to see its continuation, but we really are going to need more writefagging to make this ship float.
Logan Morgan
> I like horses Not in a platonic way either.
Lincoln Price
Also, just a reminder that my characters are free for whatever anybody wants to do with them. If you have questions, just ask.
Lucas Parker
> image.gofuckyourself Mesa Des Des-chan.
Also, I haven't finished my snowstorm epic. I don't want it to end before anyone gets to finish reading it. :(
Parker Miller
jesus christ you're easier to read than a book
Oliver Miller
Should we have another snowmending and start a new sheet using just the currently active flakes.
I mean, I imagine such a long sheet of "Here are all the snowflakes" would intimidate pretty much anyone new away.
Chase Gray
That was planned around a month ago, with Gaia saying that they'd make the sheet themselves.
Nathaniel James
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Elijah Powell
How does it feel that people can identify you from your first post in a thread on an anonymous image board? That you're that blatant and obvious in your trolling?
Jonathan Baker
So it pretty much never happened then. Do we have a template of a blank one we can start filling up from the start. It just needs a good refreshing.
Is it me, or does this happen every time a block ends? The last storm did it too: Upsurged after D.tarkir and died during OGW, then a rise during SOI and a fall after Eldritch Moon.
Joshua Campbell
Trolling? I don't troll people sweety. And apparently I'm not that easy to spot considering people have called me Vronak-chan and vise versa.
Jose Allen
It's easy to be on the "hard-to-spot" crew when you don't use a name. I mention my flakes about once a thread, and otherwise go totally unnoticed.
Mason Morris
I don't think it's fallen at all. I think Gaia is just getting tired of it.
Bentley Lewis
Gaia's been keeping it on life support for close to three months. It's about time.
Ethan Davis
Never! It's just a babeh! It needs to be nurtured and fed! Feed it moar!
Wyatt Watson
I'd be willing to help out with that if it's what we need to keep the storm going.
Frankly I think the issue is how EMN ended, many of the active flakes were on Innistrad and with no closure being given it makes the setting pretty hard to write in at all.
Camden Nguyen
Well we could just have any of the flakes that were on Innistrad pair together and go someplace new that's apart from Fiora or Kaladesh. Go on an adventure or something.
Christopher Reyes
That would depend entirely on the peopel who made those flakes having any ideas on what they want to write.
Jaxson Reed
Well let's start with getting a list of flakes that were there.
Noah Carter
Serena, Murdock, and the Cathar are there off of the top of my head. Thane is too but he's still back in pre-SOI in terms of writefagging.
Easton Reed
Cala went to Innistrad. But she's a wildcard and left as soon as everything got "boring" again.
Kayden Flores
As the cathar user, I give permission to non Vronak anons to use my flake in things that aren't lewd or at least not the lewd parts
Cooper Adams
what about vronak and vronak impersonator anons?
Nolan Brooks
I think you answered your own question. At least half of it.
Jordan Watson
Which Flakes are short stacks?
Jeremiah King
Kixdle, the goblin 'queen'
Justin Jenkins
How short does one have to be to qualify?
Carson Walker
probably below 5 feet.
Christopher White
bump as I head off to sleep. My guess is the thread won't survive the night.
Jace Mitchell
Angelic bump.
Christian Jenkins
Ginger is tiny but probably not shortstack physique, considering she's a jockey. Zenri is a female kithkin, ergo quite tiny. Physique is unmentioned. Cala is apparently just around five feet tall, as is Astera. Their horns add to their height. Murdock is also apparently quite tiny, less than five feet just like Ginger.
Jeremiah Jenkins
Your epic is shit.
Lucas Russell
The real issue for me is that the resolution of EMN is important to her character development, how the human respond to Innistrad now and how Sigarda chooses to act are very key as is whether any other angels survive now that Emmy is in the moon. There's just so many unanswered questions that anything I write is almost certainly going to be invalidated when the lore finally does come out.
No treble.
Jacob Cooper
Welcome to the club, just do the best you can and then go back to edit once lore comes out.
Leo Foster
Yeah, I think I'll just play it safe. Assume the angels are all RIP and that Thalia and Sigarda will form a new Church of Avacyn upholding her ideals before SOI which seems the way Thalia was going.
Liam Bennett
With proportions like that, it's as though she's made out of flesh-colored gelatin.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Has Geralf finally gone too far with his latest creation?
Juan Anderson
Fun question: What was your 'Flake's "day job" before igniting? Sir Joseph was a blacksmith, and Mephiri, well he was busy granting wishes to people as expected.
Neither Sir Joseph nor Mephiri are short guys, unless you go by Veeky Forums's standards as sir Joseph is 5'10". Mephiri is 6'11" and that makes him on the low-average end of Efreet height if I remember correctly.
Logan Young
Serena used to ensure that villages and towns were prepared and ready in case of attacks. Such as checking on their wards, training their militia and routing out small cults if present.
Cooper Richardson
>Gaia For most of her youth she was of the craftsman class. This social class was responsible for all hand-crafted works in Eölnar society. She specifically tended to work the forges as an apprentice, first making mundane items, and then when the immortal war broke out she made weapons and armor. Sometime during the war, she left her profession and became a soldier.
>Owlmom/Spidermom She was a poor peasant and farmer. She did her best to work the land and raise her 3 kids on her own, but life was very hard. She was thin as a rail all the time.
>Belagir He was a traveling Sleep Soother, a type of bard that went around calming the rageful manifestations from the Realm of Dreams.
Connor Russell
Anna was a student and head of the student affairs committee, given the plane she was on it was junior secret police. Hondick was a turnip farmer Jorge was training to be a knight in Bant after the conflux. Starke was a gangster and intent on cleaning up her hometown. The Cathar... take a wild guess Newt was a little girl with a terrible name.
David Brooks
White mana's one hell of a drug.
Jayden Allen
Ninki doubled as house-keeping for an extended family of adventurers and a disciple of Emeria. Cooking, cleaning, healing and foraging all fell under her domain. Inzhu had no profession. She was a minor when she first planeswalked and since then, she has had no experience with any sort of genuine work or labour. Skotonos has stuck to his line of work as a poisoner and an assassin, although he did the majority of his work for Pharika's servants while he was planebound to Theros. Ginger was a courier and messenger for a trading caravan before becoming a professional horse racer that was 'sponsored' by one of Olivia Voldaren's inner circle. Finally, Stuzec had no real work. He was just a busker on the streets of Ravnica, part of a band of downtrodden Gateless. He wasn't particularly good at it though.
Jace Ward
>Remes Antiques shop owner, artifact smuggler for House Dimir
>Cala Student
>Jakrol Torturer in his lord's dungeons
>Winifred N/A
>Wyston He was a peasant who worked in the fields
Benjamin Kelly
Thane's day job before the eldrazi ignited was helping his little village near Affa deal with living around volcanic mountains on Zendikar. So the usual lullmage stuff, plus making trenches that the lava could go in in case of surprise lavaflows.
Jorge being from Bant, maybe he and Sir Joseph know each other? I don't see him on the ref sheet, but then again, I don't see anything in the Repository when I go to it even though I know there are things in it.
Sir Joseph went from being Blessed-Caste, to Sighted-Caste, to Classless vagabond, to Sigiled-Caste in his 25 years of life pre-Ignition. He fought alongside the army with Elspeth, Ajani, and Rafiq of the Many before the fall of the Inner Three when Grixis and Jund finally overwhelmed Bant. He left to find new weapons to fight the invading hordes, which he had already been doing periodically, and hasn't been home in seven years. He's on Rabiah the Infinite right now, which I'm now finding I will have to find a good asspull of an explanation for (it involves Mephiri), but after that he plans on coming home again.
Ah, Lavamancy, a noble profession!
So Belagir's job was wandering the countryside singing lullabies and fighting Freddy Krueger, if I'm understanding you correctly? That's pretty cool.
Hunter Powell
How tall again? I mean, being an angel certainly sets one apart.
Liam Reed
lullmage/roilmage actually. Zendikar's land had this lovely tendency to explode, get up and walk away, or reshape itself at any given moment because of the eldrazi. Lullmages had the fun job of getting Zendikar to calm down so it would freak out somewhere else. Roilmages, represented by the awaken mechanic did the opposite and made Zendikar sneeze where they were and profited with giant elementals solving their problems. magiccards.info/query?q=e:bfz/en o:awaken&v=card&s=cname Other than that, Thane's just a basic geomancer/Lithomancer in training: Jaws of Stone, Claws of Valakut. The easy stuff.
Luke Green
Serena is 6' 8" based on my headcanon for Innistrad angels. My guess being that Goldnights are the physically largest with Gisela being like 7' while Avacyn is even taller as a show of her godlike nature.
Caleb Barnes
All you bitches are munchkins compared to the almighty Iona.
Jackson Evans
Damn straight. You could live inbetween those tits.
Eli King
Where did you fleet this theory? Is there any artwork for comparison to average humans?
Wyatt Walker
* get this theory
Liam Long
Jorge was born in jund so depending on when your guy ignited, they might know each other.
Zachary Lee
Ka'koarm was a petty thief, a kid on the streets that stole anything that looked like a challenge to his young eyes. Do merfolk have streets? Currents. There, he was a kid on the currents. needless to say, ignition changed his life.
Not everyone~
Wyatt Phillips
Not really. The size comparison in this looks pretty spot on for my theory, though it could just be perspective. The Alabaster angel in Clip Wings(I imagine that flight to be the smallest) seems to be about a head taller than the cathars killing her, but again there's perspective problems. At the very least Avacyn is heug, she's described as such in URs, most recently in the last EMN story by Jace.
Bentley Flores
Re mind er
Jack Thompson
See Fuck you plaguelord.
Jace Adams
It looks to me that they are just a good distance apart from eachother and not relatively close at all. I'll check the others though.
Evan Ward
funny thing is that I'm 70% sure it's not actually just one plaguelord poster anymore.
Hunter Anderson
She does look pretty tall in clip wings though.
Noah Sanchez
if an angel demands blacksmiths assemble hilts for paired swords, is it a tall order, two handle?
Andrew Mitchell
The Angels aren't significantly taller than humans of they are taller at all.
John Price
>mfw that pun.
Chase Hall
the ride never ends
Jose Nelson
>tfw Yao Shen is like 6'10" from constant green mana baths 2tall4u, serena
Owen Lee
There's an UR where a Cathar, who describes himself as no small man, says he must look up to speak to an angle standing in front of him, because she's at least a head taller. Then when Avacyn lands, he's thoroughly intimidated because she's at least a head taller than that angel.
Samuel Martinez
Neat.
Ethan Gomez
Is it that the one where Avacyn goes crazy pants?
Wyatt Brown
Nah, it's an older one from AvR. I don't remember what it's called.
Carson Russell
In the arcana section I assume.
Brayden Lewis
You know what, I don't even know if this thread will keep continuing until Friday. So, I'm going to post a flake that I've been saving just in case. Hope you guys like him.
>yet another creepy vronak walker and this is why the threads are dying, everyone.
Noah Reyes
How is he a creeper, user? Sounds like you are just whining like a bitch.
Isaiah Powell
>"He searches for a female with great power and strong will as to pass down their strength to his future lineage" If you don't see what's wrong with that, then I don't know what to say to you.
Owen Walker
So he's Skotonos? Wasn't that guy's whole thing to find a woman with great genes and pop out some sons?
William Reyes
Reminder that this is the same guy who said one of his characters would want to force serena to submit to him and go back to monowhite.
Jaxson Howard
Yep, although he wasn't quite as creepy about it.
Cooper Gonzalez
Is that a flake?
You think rulers didn't think and behave this way in ancient times? Stop being such a sperglord.
Alexander Roberts
>stop being such a sperglord oh my, are you one to talk!
Tyler Howard
I guess, to you, every character must be a sjw. Go back to /pol/, sperg.
Logan Hall
>muh sjw boogeyman no, but characters shouldn't be as blatantly creepy as basically all of yours are, vronak
Juan Wright
> basically all of yours are Now you're just trying to troll. And doing a poor job at it. I make different characters with different personalities. So, tell me how all of my flakes are creepy, user.
